Classic Arcade Games you've never played - part 2If you have reached this page via Google and are looking for one of these games, I cannot help you as I do not own any of them - Thanks.
From: Tim Chmielewski (firstname.lastname@example.org) Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology Subject: Classic arcade games you've never played 2003 - part 2 Date: 18 Jan 2003 00:59:30 GMT Message-ID: <Xns93077A8A31A47chumadcsinetau@126.96.36.199> As I stated in part 1 I know Kibo has already done this, but finishing part 2 of this list is really a test of how much of a completist I am. Also when I was doing the main list I remember the episode of Astro Boy where his sister says "Split me in two" and the other half of her fills out with shaving cream so she can fight robots in the circus and go to school at the same time, so I thought of doing the same thing to the list (I don't think I would have bothered to finish it otherwise.) This post has now also cost me $60 as I had to go buy a second hand monitor so I could finish it. Some of the games have been left out as they are sequels and hard to write about. Max RPM - watch the needle move on the exercise bike Maximum Force - what you have to use to get the coins in the slot Mayday - Help! The game's going down! Mayhem 2002 - Annus horibilus Maze of Flott - Who left this flottage cheese all over the maze? Mazinger Z - Ma zings Z Meadows Lanes - Get the cows to milkin' Mechanized Attack - Help! A wind up toy is attacking me! Medal Mahjong Circuit no Mehyou [ - There is a special chip they put on motherboards nowadays so you can play solitaire and mah-jong on them Mega Blast - Blast! It's so mega! Mega Man - The Power Battle - Throw live power cables at each other Mega Man 2: The Power Fighters - throw power cables and buckets of water at each other Mega Twins - Those twins are HEFTY! HEFTY! HEFTY! Mega Zone - Didn't they make a movie about this? MegaTack - What you need to stick your 'lost cat' notice to the world's largest billboard Megadon - A giant lizard that attacks Godzilla Meikyu Jima - About an island somewhere in the Pacific Meosis Magic - Cat sister magic Mercs - Drive around in a Mercedes Benz and feel superior to everyone else Mermaid - Try to avoid randy dolphins, drift nets and lame Disney movies Meta Fox - the new mark-up tag for web pages designed to kill chickens in the middle of the night Metal Black - Why is this metal still black? You were supposed to be polishing it! Metal Hawk - What you use to scare the metal birds away from your metal orchard Metal Slug - If you try and squash it a big spike will stick in your foot Metamoqester - Help! Someone dropped the name for this game in the blender! Metro-Cross - Try to walk across 2 city blocks without being accosted by pan handlers and charity collectors Midnight Resistance - Using the soldering iron late are we? Mighty Guy - versus Generic Man Mikie - it's Metal Mikie! Mille Miglia 2: Great 1000 Miles - Millie & Spike Milligan run for 1000 miles Millipede - stick your hand in there and they will bite you Minefield - You can get t-shirts from Cambodia now as souvenirs that say "Danger! Mines!" Minesweeper - Also included as a separate chip on most motherboards Mini Golf - to start the game you must put your change into the coin slot Minivader - Darth rides in the mechanic's courtesy car while the Death Star is in for repairs Minky Monkey - I am the greatest will you demons never understand! Minnasanno Okagesamadesu - Bless You! Mirai Ninja - The mirage ninja Miss Mahjong Contest - Arrange the blocks in the shape of a woman Miss World '96 Nude - Sure you only read that magazine for the articles... Missile Command - Gorbechov offered total disarmament if Reagan would cancel the 'Star Wars' program, but they screened 'The Star Wars Holiday Special' anyway. Missing in Action - Chuck Norris before he started doing infomercials for a living Mission 660 - After mission 601 things got a bit carried away... Mister Viking - What you call a bezerker Viking after he drinks the mushroom flavoured urine Mobile Suit Gundam - Look it's a mobile suit by gundam! Moguchan - Cat Jackie Chan Mole Attack - Play match the beauty spot with the famous person Momoko 120% - That is impossible as 100% is the maximum it is possible to give Money Money - Wah! All this game does is take my money! Money Puzzle Exchanger / Money Id - Enter the exciting world of foreign currency transaction - how many Zlotys to the Drachma? Monster Bash - track down the person who wrote that dumb song and beat them Monster Slider - Wee! There goes Frankenstein's monster down the slip'n'slide Monte Carlo - Play a biscuit with jam and cream inside it - oh the excitement! Moon Alien Part 2 - To the spaceship! To the moon! Moon Cresta - Sounds like a brand of moon cheese Moon Patrol - Doesn't this game have a really catchy tune? Moon Quasar - Sounds like a breakfast cereal Moon Walker - Sounds like a lame arse biopic/crap crime drama Moonwar - The moons only weapons are changing the tides and blacking out the sunlight in small parts of the earth - not much of a war Moriguchi Hiroko no Quiz de Hyuuh - Saphrisiti Nicko! Unless we get this C.D. plate secretly screwed to this piano we are tick! Vick! VOOM! Mortal Kombat 1-3 - Make it stop! make it stop! Mosaic - reassemble this game from broken ceramic tiles Motos - Ride the 's' around the room Mouja - Oh no! Austin Powers lost his Mouja *again*! Mouse Trap - Whenever you play this game the world tries to beat a path to your door Mr. Do! - Mr Do does a lot of doodoos Mr. Do's Castle ...in his castle made of doodoos Mr. Do's Wild Ride - That's enough of the poo jokes for now Mr. Goemon - Go mon go! Mr. Jong - the sound his head makes when you hit it with the rubber mallet Mr. Kougar - The happy husband of that '5 cougars thanks' barmaid (Australian only joke) Mr. TNT - You need to get the bomb squad to shake his hand Ms. Pac-Man - Pac-Man with a BOW anyone? Mug Smashers - take that you useless crockery! Multi Champ - What are you champion of? Multis of course! Musashi Ganryuuki - Musashi hits his finger with the hammer Mutant Night - what happens when the night gets exposed to gamma rays Mutation Nation - I knew all that chemical waste could be bad for your health, you shouldn't have eaten it you bad nation! My Hero - Awwwww! Mysterious Stones - They're just polished rocks people! They're not 'healing stones'! Mystic Marathon - Astral travel 42kms around the city Mystic Riders - Don't bother the horses much as they are made of air N.Y. Captor - The last person who tried to kidnap New York was beat up and mugged, and that was just when they were getting the train to the kidnapping NAM-1975 - In this game you get to smash the gate of the American Embassy in a tank NATO Defense - That school was a missile storage site honest! NBA Hangtime - The new NBA clothesline available at sports shops NBA Jam - In strawberry, raspberry, and stripy Rodman Namco Classics Vol.1 - Why is it when you re-release something no one has bought for years (for a good reason) you have to call it a 'classic' Name That Tune - doot doot doo doo Naname de Magic! - Name that magic Narc - Squares spoil the hippies fun Nastar - You burnt me you nasty star! Naughty Boy - In this game you get to shoot people with pea shooters and put frogs down girls backs Navalone - Have a piss off the navy boat Nebulas Ray - The ray gun wasn't very good as it beam was too nebulous Neck-n-Neck - Have fun looking at nicks Nekketsu Grand-Prix Gal - They are advertising the paper for 'F1 Grid Girls' already Nekketsu Mahjong Sengen! AFTER 5 - This game won't let you play it before 5pm Nemesis - As soon as you put your money in this game chases you around and tries to kill you Nemo - Submarine not included Neo Bomberman - Probably not a good name to put on your passport nowadays Neo Drift Out - New Technology - Wow....these computers are so....neat.... Neo Mr. Do! - It's a new do! Neo Turf Masters / Big Tournament - I can cut the grass faster than you! Neo-Geo Cup '98 - The Road to the - Fight over a cracked tea cup Net Wars - Drift nets fight each other in the ocean Nettou! Gekitou! Quiztou!! - Hashoo! Hashoo! Hashoo!! Bless You! New Fantasia - Good! No stupid cartoon mouse in this one! New Rally X - Race around with nude porn stars New Sinbad 7 - Sinbad now carries around seven full length mirrors to distract his enemies New York New York - Old Blue Eyes not included New Zealand Story, The - Race Peter Jackson to try and film the Lord of the Rings News - Scroll the autocue for the stupid news presenter to read Next Space, The - This space intentionally left blank > < Nibbler - Who's been chewing this arcade game Night Driver - Chow down on 'No Doze' to get that load across country Night Stocker - At least you don't have to bring your lunch Night Striker - I hate it when I have to walk home when the taxi drivers go on strike Night Warriors: Darkstalkers' Rev - People fight the absence of light again Nightmare in the Dark - Spooooky Ninja Baseball Batman - Ninjas play baseball using Batman to hit the ball Ninja Clowns - They throw flowers instead of ninja stars Ninja Combat - Watch them fight by jumping backwards onto the roof Ninja Commando - Big Arnie wraps his jumper around his head Ninja Emaki - Generic Ninja game #45898998 Ninja Gaiden - The ninja garden is nice except you have to jump backwards onto the roof to get out of it Ninja Kid II - The kid wraps his nappy around his head Ninja Kids - It was really cool to wrap you jumper around your head to pretend to be a Ninja, even if it made you crash your bike as you could see where you're going Ninja Master's - haoh-ninpo-cho - Ninja Masters are not really that common Ninja Spirit - Even ghosts like wrapping their jumper around their head Ninja Warriors, The - Generic Ninja game #6338782 Ninjakun Majou no Bouken - Wah! You broke my ninja! Niyanpai - Me and pie No Man's Land - It is hard to play this game as it is in between the front lines Noboranka - No branka, no branka at all Nostradamus - How many vague 'predictions' can you get wrong? Nouryoku Koujou Iinkai - An evil dog gets covered in ink Nova 2001 - Stars explode in 2001 Numan Athletics - The postman off Seinfeld goes to the Olympics Nunchackun - Stop throwing the nuns around will you! Off the Wall - Bounce the arcade game off the wall Oh My God! - they actually made this game! Oishii Puzzle Ha Irimasenka - Something about a puzzle Ojanko High School - Where the Ojanko's go to school obviously Ojanko Yakata - More Ojanko fun and frolics Ojanko Yakata 2bankan - and some more Ojousan - O.J. San the secret Kung Fu master Oli-Boo-Chu - Sounds like a breakfast cereal Oli-Bowl of Chus Omega Fighter - Charlton Heston shoots albinos and steals sports cars Omega Race - The Alpha race was cancelled One Shot One Kill - Any sniper jokes here would be in bad taste so I won't make any Onna Sansirou - Typhoon Gal - About a girl who flattens whole cities when she sneezes Operation Ragnagard / Shin-Oh-Ken - Sounds like a mission to use fly spray Operation Thunderbolt - Don't use metal instruments to operate on a thunderbolt Operation Wolf - We must operate immediately to extract Little Red Riding Hood from the Big Bad Wolf Orbit - Put a bomb under this and watch it fly Orbitron - Sounds like a yucky drink with icky coloured dots floating in it Ordyne - New eye drops that I will need after finishing this list Oriental Legend / Xi Yo Gi Shi Re - The Legend of King Monkey the Great Sage Equal of Heaven Othello Derby - Race around playing with black and white disks Otome Ryouran - Ryo ran away from Otome Otona no Mahjong - Not more Mahjong Out Run - Try and outrun the police in your white Ford Bronco (this joke expires 1996) Out Zone - The game you play when sent to time out Outfoxies - Try and run away from the female foxes Over Drive - Break your cars gearbox trying to go faster Over Top - Wear a scarf over your top it's cold out there Ozma Wars - Osama Wars...I don't think too many people really want to play this game P-47 - The Phantom Fighter - Help! A ghost plane is attacking me! P.O.W. - Prisoners of War - HOGAN! Pac & Pal - A backpack full of dog food Pac-Land - Pack the land into what? A bulldozer? Pac-Man Plus - Pac the man into the suitcase to get around immigration Pac-Mania - I'm going mad packing things Pachinko Sexy Reaction - Watching balls drop is sexy for some people Paddle Mania - This game comes with a ping pong paddle and a butt Pairs - You can only play this game if a copy of it is in the same arcade Palamedes - This game eats it's own poo Pandora's Palace - The palace is full of spring snakes to surprise guests who think it contains peanuts Pang - Pang! Pang! Your Pead! I Phot you in the Pead! Pang Poms - Hit English cricket players over the head Pang! 3 - Someone packed the fireworks incorrectly and they went Pang! instead of Bang! Panic Bomber - The suicide bomber can't decide what to wear at the last minute Panic Street - The street runs away as it is afraid of cars Paperboy - You can roll him up and use him to squash cockroaches Parodius DA! - Ha! Ha! It's a parody of a Duis! Pass - Next... Passing Shot - Stupid smelly game Pastel Gal - The little girl ate the box of crayons and drew all over her face Peek-a-Boo! - The game for flashers Peggle - Piddle on the eggs Pengo - Where'd my pen go? Penguin-Kun Wars - Penguins hit each other over the head with frying pans making "KUN!" sounds Pepper II - Ahh-choo! Percussor, The - This game should have been at the start of the list Perfect Soldiers - are a fantasy Performan - A man who walks around with skewer perforating everything Peter Pack-Rat - This game tries to collect all the other games in a big pile Pettan Pyuu - Peter Pan P-YU! You smell! Phantom II - The sequel of a ghost Phelios - A lilo fell down Phoenix - This game comes back if you set it on fire Phozon - Sounds like a gas used to make lights Pickin' - This game tries to pick your nose when you play it Pig Newton - A pig with a creamy filling Pigout - This game gives you a spoon and a mountain of ice cream & chocolate Pigskin 621AD - That's an old football Pinball Action - How do they simulate the tilt? Do you tip up the arcade machine Pinbo - Pin the tail on the donkey and try not to get kicked in the head Ping Pong - Forrest Gump not included Pioneer Balloon - Try and fly around the world solo with a custard tart on the side of your head Pipe Dream - The plans for this game looked great but it was never finished Pipi & Bibis / Whoopee - The game with red pigtails Pirate Ship HigeMaru - ARRR! This game boards the other arcade games to raid them of quarters Pisces - Please insert one fish to start Pistol Daimyo no Bouken - My pistol is broken! Pit Fighter - Fight a hole in the ground Pit, The - Try and catch tigers in the jungle using just a portable hole Pitfall II - This game does have its drawbacks Play Girls - Is this the same as the one involving Hugh Hefner? Play Girls 2 - Ew! Girl germs! PlayBall! - Stop playing with it or you'll go blind! PlayChoice-10: Balloon Fight - Fight the clown by hitting him over the head with balloon animals PlayChoice-10: Captain Sky Hawk - Try and fly on an eagle (if you're not to heavy) PlayChoice-10: Castlevania - Not a sort after address really PlayChoice-10: Dr. Mario - He prescribes magic mushrooms that make you grow big for every ailment PlayChoice-10: Duck Hunt - Why can't you shoot the dog? PlayChoice-10: Excite Bike - Make your bike exciting by putting cards in the spokes PlayChoice-10: Golf - A good walk spoiled PlayChoice-10: Gradius - Measure the gradient of a hill - oh the excitement! PlayChoice-10: Hogan's Alley - That's not a knife... PlayChoice-10: Kung Fu - Play a pretend Chinese person in a cheesy TV series PlayChoice-10: Mario Bros. - When will I, will I be famous? I donta know Luigi! PlayChoice-10: Mario Open Golf - Mario opens the door of a crappy car PlayChoice-10: Mega Man 3 - It's Mega-Man! PlayChoice-10: Metroid - Help the metroid is going to destroy New York! Better get Shaun Connery to save it with a bad Russian accent PlayChoice-10: Mike Tyson's Punch Out - It didn't sell too well as "Mike Tyson's Foreplay" PlayChoice-10: Nintendo World Cup - Play for the coffee cup of the bloke who invented the Mario Bros PlayChoice-10: Power Blade - Trim that hedge in no time! PlayChoice-10: Pro Wrestling - Learn to fake fight with the stars PlayChoice-10: RC Pro Am - Race remote controlled cars against the drivers at the Daytona 500 PlayChoice-10: Rad Racer - See if the person who said 'Rad' one too many times can outrun your car PlayChoice-10: Rescue Rangers - From an irate Smoky the Bear after he caught them having bongs in the woods PlayChoice-10: Rockin' Kats - Dress your cat up in baby clothes and put them in a babies crib PlayChoice-10: Rush N' Attack - We only attacked because they fired first PlayChoice-10: Rygar - Sounds like a plastic PlayChoice-10: Solar Jetman - Sounds like a film by Alan Smithee PlayChoice-10: Super C - A big vitamin C tablet PlayChoice-10: Super Mario Bros. - See who can grow the bigger moustache PlayChoice-10: Tecmo Bowl - Bowling for Tecmos PlayChoice-10: Tennis - See who can have the more mad Dad PlayChoice-10: The Goonies - Help! Someone shrunk Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Seacombe to miniature size! PlayChoice-10: Track & Field - Steroids not included PlayChoice-10: Trojan - Leave this game alone too long and Greek soldiers sneak out of it to invade your city PlayChoice-10: Uncle Fester's Quest - To lance the boil PlayChoice-10: Volley ball - Try and find a reason why beach volleyball was included as an Olympic sport except for the perve value PlayChoice-10: Wild Gunman - Look out! The chimp's got a gun! PlayChoice-10: Yo! Noid - Yo Noid! How they hangin'? Pleasure Goal / Futsal - 5 on 5 M - The G-spot! Mark it on the map! Pleiads - Mmm! Ice cream! Plotting - I'll get you my pretty! Hehehehehe! Plump Pop - It's not nice to call you Grandfather fat Plus Alpha - Not ready for Beta yet, but almost there Pnickies - Stop picking your nose and eating it at the picnic just to annoy your sister! Pocket Gal - Those blow up dolls sure do deflate to a small package Point Blank - No! I'm not doing this one! Poitto! - The potato bingo game Poker Ladies - Liquor in the front. Poker in the back Polaris - Some Russian movie that has been remade to star George Clooney Pole Position I-II - The exciting sport of pole sitting brought to life Police Trainer - Plunger not included in New York version Pollux - Lick the pole! Lick the pole! Poly-Play - Play with a dead parrot Ponpoko - Poke a poncho Poolshark - What Jaws does to relax Pooyan - Involves a pig somehow Pop 'N Pop - Two grandfathers come to visit Pop 'n Bounce / Gapporin - First you pop the balloons then you bounce them....erm? Pop Flamer - Dad! Stop getting into flame wars with those kids! Popeye - Spinach not included Popper - Since the terrorist alerts all party poppers have been confiscated. Compensate by winding up a straw and flicking the middle Port Man - Starboard man sold separately Poto Poto - A low power aqua mini Pound for Pound - The lamest game around Power Drive - Throw your driver at the car after playing a bad game of golf Power Goal - Drive the goal around the ground to make soccer matches more interesting Power Instinct - What stops you putting a fork in the electrical socket Power Play - Live wires are fun to play with Power Spikes I-II - Install a surge protector to stop these Power Surge - All the other games blew up when I plugged this in Prehistoric Isle 2 - An old island made of poo! Prehistoric Isle in 1930 - As above but it was made in 1930 Premier Soccer - Drink fizzy water and play soccer Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon - Fight off obsessive fan boys who want to steal your costumes Primal Rage - Arrrgh! This game tried to eat me! Pro Mahjong Kiwame - People make a living from playing Mahjong? Prop Cycle - Try to fly one of Leonardo de Vinci's flying machines Psychic 5 - If you were really a psychic you would have called me! Psycho Soldier - Norman Bates goes to war Psycho-Nics Oscar - Nike Nolte goes nuts after winning an Academy Award PuLiRuLa - Ew Li! Don't poo then measure it with a ruler! Puchi Carat - Push the carrot where? YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW! PuckMan - If I saw this in the arcade I would change the 'P' to a 'F' Pulsar - Play a crappy car Pulstar - Navigate by this game on the high seas Punch-Out!! - This game knocks you out when you try to play it Punisher, The - This game is so bad you only play it if you have done something wrong Punk Shot - Use old Sex Pistols records for clay pigeon shooting Pururun - Poo run run run! The poo run run! Pushman - Push the man out of the way to get on the train Puyo Puyo - Sounds like a drink made of Paw Paws Puzz Loop - This game repeats the same puzzle over and over Puzzle Bobble 1-4 - What a puzzling bubble Puzzle Club - This Club gets beaten up by the D&D nerds Puzzle De Bowling - Do a crossword while bowling Puzzle De Pon - Puzzling pom-pom Puzzled / Joy Joy Kid - You've got me there Puzzli - Puzzling pasta dish Puzznic - A puzzle freak Q*bert - @#$%! Q*bert's Qubes - @#$%! Returns Qix - Sounds like a crappy breakfast cereal Quantum - This used to be a really good science show Quarterback - The hardest part to reach on your back and the part that is always itchy! Quartet - There must be four of this game present to play it properly Quester - Mmm! Refresh Quester now in lemon flavour Quiz & Dragons - D&D Nerds quiz night Quiz Bisyoujo Senshi Sailor Moon - Quiz the sailor dress wearing fan boys on their knowledge of a cartoon Quiz Chikyu Bouei Gun - Quiz with guns Quiz Crayon Shinchan - Don't eat the crayon, use it on the quiz Quiz DNA no Hanran - Even the human genome gets it's own quiz Quiz Daisousa Sen - The Last Count - 151561652 quizzes! Ha! Ha! Ha! *thunder* Quiz Gakuen Paradise - A paradise where you don't have to do any quizzes! Quiz Gakumon no Susume - Godzilla does a quiz Quiz Gekiretsu Scramble - Scrabble quiz Quiz HQ - Where they make all these quiz games Quiz Jinsei Gekijoh - Quiz alcoholic drink Quiz King of Fighters - The brawl after the pub trivia night Quiz Kokology 1-2 - Quiz Kibology 1 & 2 Quiz Meintantei Neo Geo - Quiz Da - It's a Quiz, Yes Quiz Nanairo Dreams: Nijiirotyou - I dream of when I don't have to write any other jokes about quiz games Quiz Quest - Hime to Yuusha no Mo - The quest to get to the end of the quiz games on this list Quiz Sangokushi - Shampoo Quiz Quiz Sekai wa SHOW by shobai - The Quiz show with Regis Phillbin Quiz Theater - 3tsu no Monogatari - Even the theatres ask questions now Quiz Tonosama no Yabou - Yabby quiz Quiz Torimonochou - Tamagotchi quiz - first question : how fast did these go out of fashion? Quiz de Idol! Hot Debut - Quiz your idol after stalking them Quiz-Mahjong Hayaku Yatteyo! - Fun! Qwak - Take the duck the to the bad doctor R-Shark - R you a shark? No! said the shark as he ate me R-Type I-II - Fight space aliens while saying "ARR!" R-Type Leo - Fight space aliens and lions Rabio Lepus - Rambo Rabbit Race Drivin' - Play the bloke who puts the bottle of water in the window during tire changes Radar Scope - Look at the radar screen for hours on end trying to get planes to land Radar Zone - One ping only Radical Radial - What a cool tire! Rafflesia - You can't sell raffle tickets for an entire continent! Raiden - Fly spray in the den Raiders5 - Raiders of the lost 5 Raimais - Never R Rainbow Islands - Where the pot of gold is Rally Bike / Dash Yarou - Very uneasy left! Rally X - Have I done the porno rally joke yet? Rambo III - Dedicated to the brave people of Afghanistan (the original film was! Check the credits) Rampage - A Rugby League end of season poo-smearing simulator Rampage: World Tour - As above but at the world cup Rampart - Try and climb up the coin slot on this machine and avoid the boiling oil Rastan - Sounds like a head covering Razzmatazz - Even pantyhose gets it's own game Reactor - Test the failsafe systems on the dodgy nuclear reactor Real Bout Fatal Fury 1-3 - As opposed to FAKE bout Fatal Fury or FAKE LOINS! Real Ghostbusters, The - What? No hat wearing gorilla in this? Recordbreaker - Smash the old 45s so people have to buy CDs Red Alert ...red alert! I did a piddle in the dirt! Red Baron - I'll get you baron! Red Clash - The red clashes with the curtains! Red Robin - Try and avoid being eaten by the cat and shot by little kids' BB guns Redline Racer - VROOM! Regulus - Sounds like an alien from Star Trek Reikai Doushi - Reikai has a shower Relief Pitcher - An embossed jug of water on the wall Renegade - You rebel you! Rescue - Help! Save me from doing this list! Rescue Raider - Rescue the pirates from their sinking ship Rettou Juudan Nekkyoku Janshi - H - Something or other Return of Ishtar, The - They decided to make a sequel even after the original movie bombed? Return of the Invaders - Bums to the wall! Here come the anal probes! Return of the Jedi - Hey Ma! Jed's glass eye has come in the post! Revolution X - Why rock bands should not make games Rezon - comes in two tubes which you mix together Riddle of Pythagoras - AB = C. It's not that hard! Riding Fight - Hit each other over the head with BMXes Riding Hero - Go horsy! Rim Rockin' Basketball - Play basketball from the toilet Ring Rage - What Frodo has Ring of Destruction: Slammasters - Wrestle for the One Ring Riot City - Seattle when the WTO is in town Rip Cord - You are handcuffed to this game and thrown out of a plane - try and find the rip cord Rip Off - This game contains gelatinous cubes River Patrol - Go up the river with Martin Sheen Road Blasters - Blow holes in the road for no reason Road Fighter - I'll fight you, you stupid expressway! Road Riot's Revenge - The road strikes back at the rioters Road Runner - Anvil not included Robby Roto - Robby rotor blade likes to chop things up Robo Army - The evil army of Aibos goes on the rampage Robocop - Try and find a donut shop that makes iron donuts Robocop 2 - BEHAVE YOURSELVES! Robot Bowl - Make bowls out of robots that didn't do their job properly Robotron - Population : 414123132132 robots, 1 person who can shoot in one direction and run in another Roc'n Rope - I thought it said Rock'n Pope - it would have been better that way Rock 'n Rage - Throw a rock at the TV as they are playing crappy old "Countdown" reruns on the RAGE TV show Rod-Land - The land of inanimate carbon rods Roller Jammer - Put a stick in someone's roller sakes to make them fall over Rollergames - The thirteenth century is negative! Rolling Crash / Moon Base - A moon rock rolls down to the moon base in 1999 Rolling Thunder 1-2 - The sky farts, twice Rompers - Shave your head and romp around Rough Ranger - Ride horses bareback, backwards and in the nude Round-Up - So far I've nearly finished the "R's" Route 16 - If you say so Royal Mahjong - Even the Queen plays Mahjong Rygar - Sounds like a material used to make sails and bullet proof vests Ryu Jin - Japanese Liquor S.P.Y. - Special Project Y - You should have seen special projects A-X S.R.D. Mission - Stupid Ridiculous and Dumb Mission S.S. Mission - Silly Sausage mission S.T.U.N. Runner - Run with cattle prods SAR - Search And Rescue - Rescue the poor joke writer from under the list of MAME games SD Gundam Psycho Salamander no Ky - The Salamander doesn't like it when you put it in the toaster SDI - Strategic Defense Initiative - fire the 'laser' at the nuclear missiles SOS - Save our Sausages SWAT - Swat the fly! Saboten Bombers - Sabotage the bombs so they blow up! Sadari - Sardines in the desert Safari - A new crappy web browser for the Mac Safari Rally - Lions and tigers and bears race around the savannah in rally cars Saint Dragon - Obviously not St George Salamander - This game can withstand extreme heat Samurai - Chop up other games with your sword Samurai Aces - Samurais play cards in their spare time Samurai Nihon-ichi - The Samurai has an itchy back which is why he is wearing the flag on his back Samurai Showdown I - IV - Show the Samurais the way to the toilet down the stairs as the flag makes them want to go to the toilet a lot Sand Scorpion - Just don't lay your beach towel over them Sankokushi - What a cushy job Sanko has Sarge - ATTENT-ION! Sasuke vs. Commander - Drink Sake whilst trying to work a Commander phone system Satan of Saturn - Just be glad it's not from Uranus Satan's Hollow - Behind his knee Saturday Night Slam Masters - In the alley behind the nightclub where the bouncers beat up patrons Saturn - Watch the rings! Sauro - Help him find his ring Savage Reign / Fu'un Mokushiroku - That rain is nasty Scandal Mahjong - Sex, Lies and Mahjong Scion - From a long line of games I don't know about Scorpion - This game tries to sting you with it's tail Scramble - Try and run away as this game falls down the stairs Scrambled Egg - You must get a scrambled egg back into it's shell Screw Loose - You must have to play this game Scud Hammer - It is not advisable to work on these missiles with a hammer Sea Fighter Poseidon - Fight Culthu with a trident Sea Wolf I-II - I didn't know wolves could swim and drink salt water Second Love - After doing this list that is Section Z - Sections A-Y were already taken Sega Ninja - Has committed Hari Kiri after the mission to blow up the PS2 factory failed Seicross - The sea is very cross Seiha - Look! A giant HA! Sel Feena - 1 Feena going for $9.99 Sen Jin - Guardian Storm - Guard the storm Sen Sen-Know ...what he is talking about Sengeki Striker - while the iron is hot Sengoku / Sengoku Denshou - Sounds like something you do an a pogo stick Senjyo - Maker of fine electrical appliances everywhere Sente Diagnostic Cartridge - Used to diagnose ailments in other games - I'm sorry your copy of Asteroids has the flu Shackled - You are chained to this game until you beat the high score Shadow Dancer - Dance with the unlight Shadow Force - It's easier just to push the light around... Shadow Land - Like that episode of Monkey where it was always night in one half of the land Shanghai I-III - Someone stole this game Shanghai Kid - A baby in a pram tries to kidnap other babies Shark Attack - Chow down on skinny dipping swimmers and try to avoid being killed by Roy Schneider Sheriff - The John Wayne simulator Shinobi - The ninja bee! Shippu Mahou Daisakusen - A ship full of poo Shock Troopers - Give the live wire and bucket of water to the dumb soldiers Shocking - Stick your finger in the electrical socket repeatedly Shoot Out - This show ain't no good... Shoot the Bull - Shoot the BS more like it Showdown - This game tries to fight all the other games in the bar and has to be rescued by it's personal trainer Shuffleboard - Play with senior citizens on the cruise liner Shuffleshot - Fetch my pipe, slippers and shotgun! Shuuz - Quiet down there! Sichuan II - The hot and spicy game Side Arms - Hyper Dyne - I also have arms on my side Side Pocket - As long as you don't use it for 'pocket billiards' Side Track - Play this game and forget why you decided to play it in the first game Silent Dragon - A dragon that has had a silencer fitted Silkworm - You have to unravel the cocoons to make the cabinet Simpsons, The - also comes with a phone so you can ring Moe's Tavern Sindbad Mystery - Find out what word opens the cave "OPEN SASQUATCH?" Sinistar - A very evil star Skull & Crossbones - Wah! I copied my flag off a medicine bottle and all I got was a ringworm! Sky Adventure - The sky goes on a quest to find out why it is blue Sky Alert - The ground is rising! Sky Base - How do you get it to stay up there? Sky Bumper - If you need bumpers in the sky for the dodge 'em cars you've got other problems Sky Chuter - Blam! Die Sky! Sky Diver - The sky goes swimming Sky Fox - Only when it jumps off a cliff Sky Kid - Babies go skydiving Sky Kid Deluxe - The secret sky diving toddler sequence in Baby Geniuses 2! Sky Lancer - The sky has a boil Sky Raider - Steal air from the sky Sky Skipper - The sky goes into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of it's pants... Sky Smasher - Take that you stupid sky! Sky Soldiers - I'm glad there's no more sky jokes to do Slap Fight - The D&D nerds fight the Seaquest fan boys Slap Shot - Try and slap the gun and shoot it at the same time Slick Shot - Don't shoot the oil slick it won't disperse that way Slither - Who left this discarded skin here? Sly Spy - Does it have a red bushy tail by and chance Smash T.V. - The rock star hotel room simulator Snacks'n Jaxson - Now in BBQ flavour Snake Pit - A game about a member of Guns'n'Roses Snap Jack - Jack doesn't like it when you try to snap him in half Snow Bros. - Nick & Tom - Deliver cocaine to the former 'couple of the year' Snow Bros. 2 - With New Elves - Try and steal Santa's elves to use in your cocaine deliveries Soccer Brawl - Just like any normal game I guess (for the fans that is) Sokonuke Taisen Game - Sooky Nuking game Sol Divide - The Sword Of Darkness - If you cut the sun in half it will go out! Solar Fox - Fire the fox at the sun Solar Quest - Chase the sun around trying to find where it goes after going behind the mountain Soldam - Dam the sunlight Soldier Girl Amazon - Otherwise known as Xena Solitary Fighter - Not much fun fighting yourself Solomon's Key - He's not that wise. He still left it under a rock like everyone else Solvalou - Mmmm! Souvlaki! Son Son - and Dad Dad Son of Phoenix - He is very black and crispy Sonic Blast Man - You don't want to know where the 'blasts' come from Sotsugyo Shousho - Shoe Shoe Something Space Attack - Ow! A gap hit me on the head! Space Beam - The beam holding up the ozone layer is very long Space Bomber - Osama and Co try to fly a plane into the space station Space Chaser - I'll get you space! Space Duel - you can't walk ten steps in space though or you will fall off the space shuttle Space Dungeon - BDSM in a secret compartment of the Space Station Space Encounters - As seen in "The Uranus Experiment" Space Fever - Watch out or you'll catch the Moon Bug Space Firebird - I thought fire doesn't burn in space? Space Force - Otherwise known as gravity Space Fortress - Defeat the dragon on Venus and save the princess Space Fury - The sun is angry Space Gun - Isn't that what Space Cruiser Yamamoto is? Space Harrier - Stop harassing the stars! Space Intruder - Break out the anal probe jokes again! Space Invaders - BEE-DOK! BEE-DOK! CHUK! CHUK! CHUK! CHUK! Space King 2 - Sounds like a big BBQ Space Laser - Bounce lasers of the moon to change the channel on the TV Space Odyssey - Going to the milk bar is a trial if you live all the way out on Pluto Space Panic - Start a run on the Space Stock Exchange Space Seeker - Give me a home where the little green men roam... Space Stranger 1-2 - Straaaanger Danger, don't let that little green man offer you candy Space Tactics - Tic tacs rain from space Space Trek - Diabolically bad singing by lead actor not included Space Wars - Fight the gap between two bits of wood Space Zap - Ow! I got a shock after walking over the space carpet Sparkz - Why you shouldn't chew the insulation on the copper wires Spatter - Why I use long tongs when cooking with lard Speak & Rescue - Rescue the little man from inside the Speak & Spell Special Criminal Investigation - Investigate the VIP criminals who have chauffeur getaway drivers Spectar - Ghost nectar Speed Ball - Sounds like a bad dodge ball game Speed Coin - You have to put the money in really quick Speed Freak - KIBO said it best: After level 12 it's hard to find anywhere else to stick the needle in. Speed Rumbler, The - Fart in a spin dryer Speed Spin - Dry your clothes really quickly Spelunker I-II - You can only play this game in a cave Spiders - You have to cover your eyes if you are an arachnophobic Spiker - This game spikes your drink if you rest it on the cabinet Spin Master / Miracle Adventure - Manage George Bush Jnr's War Campaign Spinal Breakers - This game jumps up and down on your back until it snaps Splash! - Nude Darryl Hannah not included Splat! - Throw this game against the wall and if it sticks you've had a good night Splatter House - Chainsaw Shuffle Splendor Blast - "What a magnificent explosion of that home for cute puppies!" Shouted the maniac Sports Match - Have a match lighting contest with the little match girl Springer - Hold a fake talk show and beat each other with chairs Sprint 1 - Pretend to be a telecommunications company in the USA and try not to go broke! Spy Hunter 1-2 - James Bond cracks down on cheap imitators Stack Columns ...of doidy! Stadium Hero - The stadium cleaner pretends to be a sports star Stagger I - Try to get home from a hard night's drinking Stakes Winner 1-2 - Kill vampires for fun and profit Star Castle - Lock Pauly Shore, Adam Sandler and Tom Green in the oubliette and it would be a good castle Star Cruiser - Hugh Grant goes down Sunset Strip in a convertible again... Star Fire - "Help! The star is on fire!" screams a stupid person "It's meant to be." explains Matt McIrvin patiently Star Force - The best star to use would be Henry Rollins: "I'm warning you send us your money! If we have to come for your money, oh, what a mess your life's going to be!" - as heard on a Melbourne radio station in Austria Star Guards - Bouncers guard the sun to prevent dirty comets getting near it and letting their tails run all over the place Star Hawk - Sell the sun at the pawn shop Star Jacker - Jack up the sun to change the tire Star Trek - Remeeeeeeeeeeember meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... Star Wars - All hail Chewbacca lord and master! Starblade - If it is used to cut up bad stars it is all right Stargate - With MacGyver! Starship 1 - Star Trekkers across the universe... Steel Force - All the steel sliding off the truck behind you at the traffic lights is a force to be reckoned with Steel Gunner 2 - Shoot pop rivets into the steel sheeting Steel Talons - The eagle gets some prosthetic claws Stinger - BEWARE! Stingers! I'm being ware! Stocker - Take a part time job as night fill at the local supermarket to get more money Stompin' - Stomp around the house in your dad's work boots and fireman's hat Storm Blade - Cut up the thunderstorms before they do too much damage Strata Bowling - Go bowling deep underground Strategy X - Let's drink beer and watch a porno! Streaking - Run through the arcade naked! Street Fighter - Can you play Sonny Chiba? Street Fighter II - The World Warriors - Hadoken! Why do the blokes in the background look like they are doing something funny with their hands (there's about a million other versions of Street Fighter 2 which are virtually the same) Street Fighter: The Movie - Van Damme hit the baddie! Dush! Dush! Dush! Street Football - Just don't try and kick the ball at the oncoming truck Street Hoop / Street Slam / Dunk - Fix the hoop after vandals wreck it and be in a stupid credit card ad Street Smart - To play this game you have to avoid being mugged, hustled, ripped off and that's just to cross the street to the arcade Strength & Skill - Mr Punyverse could win this game Strider - Save dumb hobbits from themselves Strike Force - The strike forced the government to sack everyone Strike Gunner S.T.G - Shoot tear gas in the air Strike Zone - All of Venezuela right now (15th Jan. 2003) Strikers 1945 I-IV - Something about the war Subroc3D - Throw rocks at submarines in 3D Subs - Eat a long sandwich Sundance - You're gonna need some pretty heavy duty taps on your shoes to do that Sunset Riders - Try to ride the sun and not get a burnt bottom Super Bagman - Push the shopping trolley and fight crime! Super Baseball Double Play Home R - BOING! Super Basketball - Don't play basketball with Rubberman - he cheats by standing in the one spot to do a slam dunk Super Bond - Stick things together with rubber cement Super Breakout - Help the refugees escape from immigration detention centres Super Bug - Build a giant Volkswagen Super Burger Time - Run away from the Giant Time Telling Scary Clown terrorising city Super Casino - Superman is banned from this casino after using his x-ray vision to win on Blackjack Super Champion Baseball - Super Chimp plays baseball and fights crime Super Chase - Criminal Termination - Chase employees around in a scooter to give them their pink slips Super Cobra - Try and spit poison in Steve Irwin's eyes Super Contra - Try and free the country and outwit the CIA Super Cross 2 - Mum will be really angry when she comes home to find you've been riding the dirt bikes inside again Super Cup Finals - Attract men with bigger breasts Super Dodge Ball - Create a super dodge ball that always hits the gym teacher in the head when you throw it Super Duper Casino - With Eivel Kenivel jumping over it every night Super Gem Fighter Mini Mix - Fight over who gets the sapphire and who gets the quartz Super Glob - Clean flem from the arcade games after the old folks visit Super Hang-On - Hang onto the rail on the back of the truck as you're still playing this game when they take it away Super High Impact - Drop this game from a tall building and it still works! Super Invader Attack - The USA is going to invade IRAQ pretty soon (this is void if they do it before I finish this list) Super Locomotive - Superman will have trouble being more powerful than this train that's for sure Super Marukin-Ban - Super Mackrel Bacon Super Pac-Man - Pac-man fill in for Batman on the weekends Super Pang - Keep hitting people on the head Super Pinball Action - That deaf dumb and blind kid sure knows a mean pinball! Super Punch-Out!! - Go Kostya Tzyu! Super Puzzle Fighter 2 Turbo - Work out how many times you have to twist the stick and push the buttons Super Qix - More breakfast cereal Super Real Darwin - Does it come with a 2 litre stubby? Super Real Mahjong P7 - So real it makes you pee your pants seven times Super Shanghai Dragon's Eye - Steal the dragons eye and try not to get roasted Super Sidekicks 1-3 - Kick the side of the machine to make it work Super Slam - Or you could try this method Super Slams - Wrestle other arcade machines Super Space Invaders '91 - Space Invaders, Asteroids, Donkey Kong, they're taking, over the world... Super Sprint - Try and phone long distance in the USA Super Spy, The - Become a double agent and see how many decades you can go before being discovered Super Stingray - Sting Superman when he goes fishing Super Ten V8.3 - 10 flies around the room Super Toffy - It's super sticky! Super Volleyball - Which has the power to turn all games into beach volleyball games with women in bikinis Super World Court - Put war criminals on trial in the Hague, but not from the USA as they're *SPECIAL* Super World Stadium '92 - '97 - It's about soccer isn't it Super Zaxxon - It sounds more manly with X's and make it Super as well! Superbike - Goes faster than the 500CCs but they aren't as popular Superman - Oh Supermaaaan! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha... Surprise Attack - Godzilla shows up in Pearl Harbour to really surprise the USA this time Survival Arts - Learn to kill wild game and paint with the innards Swimmer - The Thorpedo's own game Syougi No Tatsujin - Master of Sy - Master the art of NOT taking your photos to 'Sy the photo guy' Syusse Oozumou - A cow made of syrup Syvalion - Sliver lion something TNK III - Too naughty Kibo! Tac/Scan - Scan for unused tacks on the message board Tactician - Your job is to put tacks in the war map Tail to Nose - Great Championship - Play a dog chasing it's tail Tailgunner - Gun for ass Taisen Hot Gimmick - Comes with a flaming Pikachu! Taisen Idol-Mahjong Final Romance - This mahjong game sits around not doing much whilst reading Mills & Boon Taisen Quiz HYHOO - Yay! Another quiz game Takeda Shingen - Put shingles on your roof Tank Battalion - Tanks vs Bats and Lions Tank Busters - Cut up the out of date tanks for scrap Tank Force - You can pretty much get anything done with a few tanks Tant-R - Stop taunting the arcade games! Tapper - Comes with a drinking water tap on the side of the game Targ - Swap the chewing gum with road tar and watch the fun Taxi Driver - I didn't know she didn't like those kind of movies... Tazz-Mania - Real Tasmanian Devils just smell and growl a lot Tecmo Knight - The metal mixer Tecmo World Soccer '96 - Spin records and kick soccer balls TeddyBoy Blues - TeddyBoy is blue as he gets teased in the playground every day Tee'd Off - This game pisses me off Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - This is so 1990's it hurts Tehkan World Cup - You can't have enough soccer Teki Paki - Sounds like a juice pack Tel Jan - I'm telling Jan on you! Telephone Mahjong - What people doing customer support over the phone play Tempest - In this game you get shipwrecked on a strange island Tengai / Sengoku Blade: Sengoku A - The new shaving solution from Tengai Terminator 2 - Judgment Day - Go around firing people during Armageddon Terra Cresta - Scary Cheese Terra Force - Scary Earth pushing stuff Tetris - The name for the wrist condition from playing this game too much Thief - This game tries to steal your wallet when you play it Thrash Rally - The cars get beaten up enough without you hitting them with baseball bats Three Stooges - This game tries to slap your head, poke you in the eye and throw a cream pie in your face Three Wonders - I wonder what this game is about? I wonder when I will finish this list? I wonder why I started it in the first place Thunder & Lightning - Comes with a dwarf in the back rattling a bit of tin and turning the light on and off Thunder Cross - The thunder is the sky yelling at someone Thunder Dragon - The dragon farts a lot Thunder Fox - The fox hides under the chicken coop as it is scared of thunder Thunder Zone - The room devoted to eating vindaloo is also the sleeping quarters ThunderForce AC - I always unplug the AC adaptor for my game system when I here thunder ThunderJaws - Jaws eats exploding candy Thundercade / Twin Formation - The arcade gets hit by lightning Tiger Heli - The tiger didn't look too pretty after trying to attack the spinning rotor blades Tiger Road - Wear a mask on the back of your head and try to get someone to take the third spot in the line when you walk down this road Timber - Cut down the other games Time Killers - Wait around for your friends to turn up so you can play Counterstrike till you puke Time Limit - You can only play this game for a limited time no mater how well you're going Time Pilot - Fly clocks around Time Scanner - Scan the past for the juicy bits and have fun Time Soldiers - Throw clocks at people Time Tunnel - Hang clocks along the walkway from the subway Tin Star, The - That's a pretty cheap star Tinkle Pit - A 'cute' name for a pisshole Toffy - This game sticks to the roof of your mouth Toggle - Flick the switch to play an easier game Toki - This game hits you on the head with a mallet Toki no Senshi - Chrono Soldier - More clocks and soldiers Tokio / Scramble Formation - Synchronised Scrambled Eggs Tokyo Gal Zukan - Try to avoid being drafted into any bad anime Tomahawk 777 - Throw tomahawks at the low flying planes, before you get arrested Tonton [BET] - The Lone Ranger's Indian friend Toobin' - Try to find the leak in the truck inner tube using a kids wading pool Top Hunter - Roddy & Cathy - God mad buying t-shirts Top Player's Golf - Play Tiger Woods and Tiger Woods Top Ranking Stars - Play against the Red Giants Top Secret - I can't tell you about this game as it is a secret Top Speed - As seen in the scene in 'Chopper' where he shoots the drug dealer Toride II Adauchi Gaiden - Shower in the garden Tornado Baseball - Pitch to the swirling winds Toryumon - A new English collectable with cute politician figures Total Carnage - This game smashes up the other arcade games TouchDown Fever - Throw up whenever you make a touchdown Tough Turf - That Astroturf is hard on your body when you slide on it Tower of Druaga - Stack aspirin for a laugh Toypop - A wind up grandfather Track & Field - Go Cathy! Tranquilizer Gun - Shoot the crazed arcade game players with this Transformer - Convert power to a lower voltage Traverse USA / Zippy Race - Race Zippy the Pinhead across the country Tri-Sports - Compete against triangles Trick Trap - Aren't all traps a trick? Trio The Punch - Never Forget Me. - Punch three times and turn around Triple Hunt - Sounds like something that scary evil clown with red hair would sell Triple Punch - Punch the judges when they no-jump you *again* Trivial Pursuit - What this is Trog - Sounds like a fake fashion accessory Trojan - Put this game on before you have sex Tron - Watch out for the laser gun that tries to suck you into the game Tropical Angel - Pull out your feathers to make a fan and keep cool Truxton / Tatsujin - That truck weighs a ton Tube Panic - What happens when someone spills Talcum power down there these days Tumble Pop - Roll your grandfather down the hill Tunnel Hunt - An evening with the Cave Clan Turbo - Illegally modify your engine to do burn-outs Turbo Force - Don't lean over the turbo outlets when someone puts their foot on the gas Turbo Tag - Pin the tail on the drag racer Turkey Shoot - Gobble Gobble BANG! Turtle Ship - It's seaworthy but if it turns over on land you need help to right it Turtles - Feed this game lettuce and bugs Tutankham - Ancient curse not included Twin Cobra - A snake with two heads? All the better to spit in Steve Irwin's eye with Twin Eagle - Revenge Joe's Brother - Two eagles try to steal your toupee Twin Hawk - Screech! Twin Qix - Play two drawing games at once TwinBee - Two bees try and sting you Twinkle Star Sprites - Program star fields for your screen saver Two Tigers - Like a tiiiiger! U.N. Defense Force: Earth Joker - Kofi Annan tries to get Shrub to lay off the UN U.N. Squadron - Look for weapons in dictators toilets U.S. Championship V'ball - More bikini volleyball fun U.S. Classic - "New US" didn't sell that well so they went back to this two weeks later US AAF Mustang - Air force Horse Ultimate 11 / Tokuten Ou - Honoo - Ultimate 11 what? Ultra Balloon - Blow up giant balloons and get a headspin Ultra Maru-hi Mahjong - Wicked! Cool! Ultra Mahjong! Ultra Tank - Now with three barrels and hot and cold running water Ultraman - Another giant robot game Ultraman Club - Tatakae! Ultraman - People dressed as giant robots and rubber freaks congregate - best stay away from this one Under Fire - This game always gets shot by the other game Undercover Cops - Watch for the person with scruffy clothes and shiny shiny shoes playing this game Undoukai, The - Very Un-Doukai UniWar S - Fight Archimedes Plutonium for the dishwashers position at the university Uo Poko - U Poko me with your finger - stop it! Up'n Down - This game makes me seasick Us vs. Them - The game of opposites V-Five - Sounds like a crappy boy band VS Gong Fight - Hit each other with gongs Valkyrie No Densetsu - Sing screechily Valtric - Triffic! Ultric! Valtric! Waltric! Xtric! Yaltric! Zaltric! Vampire Hunter 2: Darkstalkers Re - Fight vampires again for some followed up reason Vampire Savior: The Lord of Vampires - Try and save the vampires from the last game Van-Van Car - The new delivery van from Mitsu-Mistu Bishi Vandyke - Talk with a bad Cockney accent and star in popular musicals Vanguard - This game should go before the other games to protect them Vapor Trail - Hyper Offence Formation - Eat beans and drink coffee then run to the toilet farting Varth - Operation Thunderstorm - Darth Vader is scared of thunder Vastar - The star is pretty vast Vendetta - This game tries to punch you in the nose all the time Venture - This game tries to get you to finance dodgy business schemes all the time Vicious Circle - You always end up playing this game no matter what you try Victory - You can always win this game as you only need to put in a coin to finish it Victory Road - Where all the previous games ended up. Video Eight Ball - The video must have a really deep voice Video Hustler - Get Edward Norton as your lawyer and wear the American flag as a diaper Video Pinball - How do you tilt it? Viewpoint - This game shouts 13! 13! 13! 13! 13!...until you put your eye up to the peephole... Vigilante - This game tries to crack down on punks if you put it in an arcade in a bad neighbourhood Vimana - Sounds like a vitamin drink Vindicators - This game gets proved right all the time Violence Fight - Tautology fight more like it Viper - Drive a sports car and get your own cancelled TV series Volfied - This game gets yelled at all the time Voltage Fighter - Gowcaizer / Cho - Fight to get your overseas electrical appliance to your as you didn't buy a voltage converter Vs. Atari RBI Baseball - Hit each other over the head with baseball bats Vs. Clu Clu Land - All bound for Clu Clu Land! Vs. Star Luster - Shine the stars Vs. Wrecking Crew - This game lets you swing a wrecking ball into the arcade Vulcan Venture - As approved by Leonard Nimoy Vulgus - Ew! This game is vulgus and disgusting WEC Le Mans 24 - Flip your car over for fun WWF Superstars - Fight a dumb panda to get your real name back WWF WrestleFest - It's fake lions! WWF: Wrestlemania - Andre the Giant vs. The Hulk Wacko - Jacko OI! Wai Wai Jockey Gate-In! - Operate the gates to start the horse race Waku Waku 7 - Excuse me for saying this but you really are quite extraordinarily dim! Wall Street - In this game you get to pretend to be Nick Leeson and try and raise your company stock and not get caught Wanted - You can print out those old time 'wanted' posters with this game War of Aero - Project MEIOU - Fight a chocolate bar MEOW! War of the Bugs or Monsterous Man - Break out the fly spray War of the Worlds - Broadcast a dramatisation from a theatre and cause mass panic Wardner - Play 'The Freak' Warlords - The Shrub vs. Saddam Hussein Warp & Warp - This game is always moving around for no reason Warrior - Warriors! Come out to plaaaaay! Warrior Blade - Conan finds his sword Warriors of Fate - Warriors give up to easily Water Match - Try and light a fire underwater Water Ski - This game tows you along and over jumps Welltris - This game is found at the bottom of a well Wheel Of Fortune - B A N K R U P T Waa waa waa waa waaa! Who Dunit - The lights go out and one of the arcade games is murdered Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa - The cow herds the cowboys Wild Western - The bar brawl simulator Willow - Make a cricket bat Wily Tower - One more "l" and that would have been a rude tower Windjammers / Flying Power Disc - Try and stop that draft getting in with a Frisbee Wiping - Back to front, left to right or circular? Wit's - This game spouts witty lines all the time Wiz - Make a promo movie for Nintendo Wizard of Wor - Draw a syndicated cartoon and see how many times you can repeat the same joke Wonder Boy - I wonder how this boy can skateboard and throw axes at the same time? Wonder Boy III - Monster Lair - I wonder why this boy is hanging around the monster's lair? Wonder Boy in Monster Land - I give up. Wonder Boy must have a thing for monsters Wonder Momo - Make a wonderful Mumu Wonder Planet - Mine the wonder planet for it's wonders World Beach Volley - The extreme sport you haven't tried yet....is kissing my arrrrrrrrrrse! World Class Bowling - Teach the world how to bowl World Court - Take the world to court over some petty issue World Cup '90 - I found a drawing by my grandfather from the time of the World Cup in 1990 - it has a man hitting his fist on the table World Grand Prix - How do they get the F1 cars to race under water? World Heroes - One of the only arcade games I can finish (Play the Russian robot dude) World Heroes 2 - Fight rampaging gridiron players in an elevator World Heroes 2 Jet - Play the above game at 20,000 feet World Heroes Perfect - I'm sure it's not that good World Series: The Season - I wonder if the players are still on strike? World Soccer Finals - The match is always decided by penalty shootouts World Stadium - That's a pretty big stadium World Tennis - Evil giant space aliens use the earth as tennis ball Wrestle War - The US Army starts giving testosterone to their soldiers to make them beefy X Multiply - The X's breed to plague proportions X-Men - Play Brian Mannix as you try to bring back your popular 80's band X-Men Vs. Street Fighter - Play the roadie for the Uncanny X-Men as you try to avoid street brawls outside the pub X-Men: Children of the Atom - The children born in Chernobyl after the reactor accident XX Mission - More fun than James Bond as you do your missions nude Xain'd Sleena - Xena gets teased in the playground by being called "Xena Sleena" Xenophobe - "Get arf my laaand!" shouted the redneck to the alien spaceship Xevious - Sounds like an expensive measuring instrument Xexex - This game makes copies of other games Xybots - Make robots out of chromosomes Xyonix - Sounds like a wimpy name for a spaceship Yam! Yam!? - Dig up native potatoes and party Yamato - STARBLAZERS! Yes/No Sinri Tokimeki Chart - Rank whether people like Mickey Mouse in Tokyo on a chart Yie Ar Kung-Fu - fight baddies using Kung Fu while skydiving Yosaku To Donbee - The famous cricketing bee Youjyuden - You chew up the den and your dad isn't going to like it Yuuyu no Quiz de GO!GO! - Go! Go! Another quiz! Zarya Vostoka - Sounds like a relative of Dr Zhivago Zaxxon - The x's do make it sound more manly! Zed Blade / Operation Ragnarok - Ride Zed's chopper around Zektor - Where the zebras hang out Zero Hour - When the bomb will go out Zero Point - Make black holes Zero Wing - That quote is lame! Stop using it for crying out loud! Zero Zone - The new speed limits on the road where the babies are crawling Zig Zag - Run across the arcade crooked so they can't shoot you Zing Zing Zip - Your zip is too loud Zoar - The pig shacked up with the Zebra and this is the result Zodiack - Make up predictions for the star signs Zoo Keeper - What all the baddies wanted to be when they were kids Zunzunkyou No Yabou - Thank you Zunzun but there are no Yabbies here Zwackery - The duck gets zapped Zzyzzyxx - The marketing manager wanted this game to appeal to men and women so he added X's and Y's I would be happy to lose to you at any of these games, you only need to pay for the airfares, accommodation and food. Thanks. -- My Tomorrow Series & Hong Kong Movie Reviews Site