From ???@0x000003FD Mon Apr 05 13:46:07 2004 Subject: Some old photos of me that I found in the cupboard Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 13:46:07 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 X-Face: Kc19t\1wOAy\cFOlMQF,0&ALe-NPKHO95S@t*w9[N'q&uiKxGZZ6#o_2n]QsC'7Xh>}Xi.W5't<$[^(~xdQm2>~b9KZ[aO, Also I found some photos I took whilst whacked out on Effexor (or coming off it) in 1998 - they are almost exactly the same as the ones I would have taken if I had a digital camera at the time. Me at the 1997 Big Day Out in Melbourne http://photos.timchuma.com/myself/mebdo1997.jpg Meeting Tim Brooke-Taylor at the Goodies Convention http://photos.timchuma.com/myself/me_tbt2000.jpg Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000287 Mon Apr 05 13:54:01 2004 Subject: Video for John Burrage Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 05 Apr 2004 13:54:01 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The Tractor Factor http://shop.screensound.gov.au/prod3479.htm I saw it in the window of the Screensound Australia office during my lunch hour today. Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000070D Tue Apr 06 08:44:34 2004 Subject: Re: Twelve to doomsday. Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Chris McGonnell References: <4070c8a3.801231870@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Tue, 06 Apr 2004 08:44:34 +1000 Lines: 34 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Chris McGonnell wrote in news:srl370tbrfn0nssgbn6k2i341ikfrjagl6@4ax.com: > On Mon, 05 Apr 2004 02:50:51 GMT, Darla Vladschyk wrote: > >>kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote: >> >>>Okay, now we have twelve days to come up with a plan for what I can >>>do to make all the jolly idiots waiting in line to be the first ones >>>into the store cry. I assume people will start camping out there >>>at least twenty-four hours before the grand opening. Any suggestions >>>for what I should do to make these people realize their own inner >>>patheticness are welcome. >> >>I think you ought to pack up your pink vinyl Olsen Twins tote and take >>your lavender DuffStuff tent and GET IN LINE. If you haven't tasted a >>Krispy Kreme classic glazed hot from the oven you don't know what >>ecstasy is, sonny boy. >> >>Krispy Kreme: The Only Doughnut That Can Make You Safeword. > > Krispy Kreme; 5000 milligrams of cholesterol per bite! > Pretty much all of the following episode of the Simpsons would be relevant here: [1F04] Treehouse of Horror IV - "The Devil and Homer Simpson" Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000341 Tue Apr 06 13:15:24 2004 Subject: What does this band sound like? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 06 Apr 2004 13:15:24 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.team-plastique.com/ I have to go now, my name's on the door. I wanted to go due to the photos I saw on this site and because the dance duo "The Town Bikes" are performing there: http://photos.timchuma.com/crybabytote/pages/crybabytote_018.htm to http://photos.timchuma.com/crybabytote/pages/crybabytote_035.htm Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004C4 Tue Apr 06 15:45:44 2004 Subject: I'm going to the museum this weekend Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 06 Apr 2004 15:45:44 +1000 Lines: 30 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://melbourne.museum.vic.gov.au/exhibitions/exh_australia.asp?ID=56131 7 Community Collections 10 March 2004 to 21 August 2004 Do you have a weird or wonderful collection lurking in your closet? Have you ever wondered what other people collect and treasure? As part of Museum Victoria’s 150th Anniversary celebrations, collections from the Victorian community will be exhibited between March and August 2004. The exhibition will take place in Melbourne Museum’s Australia Gallery, with each of the chosen collections on display for one week April 7-13 Video games Pysanky (traditional Ukrainian Easter eggs) Easter egg wrappers Only $5 entry as they couldn't get anyone to come. Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000056B Tue Apr 06 16:07:58 2004 Subject: Re: I'm going to the museum this weekend Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: TimC References: Date: Tue, 06 Apr 2004 16:07:58 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-25761-27559-200404061600-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > Tim Chmielewski (aka Bruce) was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike > tea: >> http://melbourne.museum.vic.gov.au/exhibitions/exh_australia.asp?ID=56 >> 131 7 >> >> Community Collections >> 10 March 2004 to 21 August 2004 >> >> Do you have a weird or wonderful collection lurking in your closet? >> Have you ever wondered what other people collect and treasure? > > Calculators, but no large old PDP-11 collections? Wah! (I must be me a > computer museam one day) > Not to worry, you can go visit your old buddy CSIRAC there! Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000367 Wed Apr 07 09:59:18 2004 Subject: Re: Windows Key? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040405171125.22481.00000633@mb-m14.aol.com> Date: Wed, 07 Apr 2004 09:59:18 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040405171125.22481.00000633@mb-m14.aol.com: > Would someone asking for a Windows Key be evidence they have an > against-the-rules duplicate copy of Windows? > To start press any key, where's the any key? -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000022A Wed Apr 07 14:26:22 2004 Subject: Something I thought of just now Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 07 Apr 2004 14:26:22 +1000 Lines: 8 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Kibo won't have a tombstone, he'll have a colophon... Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000265 Wed Apr 07 15:13:58 2004 Subject: I forget what I was thinking when I wrote this Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 07 Apr 2004 15:13:58 +1000 Lines: 10 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://timchuma.com/FreeVision/ I think only a couple of people and ASIO have read it so far. Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000605 Thu Apr 08 08:33:44 2004 Subject: Re: I'm going to the museum this weekend Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: TimC References: Date: Thu, 08 Apr 2004 08:33:44 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn- 0.9.7.4-26387-7700-200404062356-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > P.S. I went to a Lunix meeting tonight, and met the babelicious > Claudine. Isn't this a bit embarrassing? I've learned my lesson about things like this (eventually.) >She laughed when I got my "bacon supreme" pizza. And then > complained bitterly at the waitress for having bacon in her vegetarian > pizza. > I recommend the Meatlover's pizza at Topolino's on Fitzroy St in St Kilda, or as is should be called "The Twin Towers of MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET" pizza. I had trouble even finishing a small one! There has also been a song called "Let's go buy a pizza" written in honour of them. Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000660 Thu Apr 08 10:50:26 2004 Subject: My parent's cat died Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 08 Apr 2004 10:50:26 +1000 Lines: 40 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I posted a message about him titled "Indestructicat" a couple of years ago. He was a big grey cat called CHUMA as that was the name the owner of the cat's mother gave him so she knew where he was going. Here's the start of a song I started, but I can't think of a way to put the following in: - Run over twice by my mother - Run over by a four wheel drive - Side ripped open by a piece of wire - Fishhook stuck in mouth from fishing rod - Lost half teeth - Stood on by Clydesdale - Catching live rabbits almost as big as himself - Was 15&1/2 years old when he died Catsputin There lived a certain cat in my parent's house not long ago He was big and strong and furry, he knew just where to go All the local wildlife looked at him in terror and in fear If he had the chance he would even eat a baby deer He was effective pest control Much cheaper than a trap But he was also a lazy thing That liked to sleep all day by the fire MEOW MEOW CATSPUTIN The feline killing machine There was a cat that really was gone MEOW MEOW CATSPUTIN Unfortunately he wasn't quicker than cars And he kept getting run over... Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000492 Thu Apr 08 15:41:28 2004 Subject: Re: God of Cookery Quotes Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.asian-movies To: Polaris726 References: <20040406225040.19505.00000747@mb-m03.aol.com> Date: Thu, 08 Apr 2004 15:41:28 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 polaris726@aol.com (Polaris726) wrote in news:20040406225040.19505.00000747@mb-m03.aol.com: > On 4/6/2004, quezzair@ls04.fas.harvard.edu wrote: > >>Delicious is 'ho sik.' Not sure how 'le ho ma' became delicious. > > Just more of his bad phonetics. I think he meant "ho may", > literally "good smell", but used often to describe good food. > It sounded like "Ho ho may ya!" when the ugly cook shouted it om the movie. I am hopefully going to take a Cantonese language course this year so I can understand these movies better. Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000431 Thu Apr 08 15:54:45 2004 Subject: As heard at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Thu, 08 Apr 2004 15:54:45 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 From Greg Fleet's show - Radioville : Population 1 Things that make you go "PHWOAR!" 1) A young boy had been told not to play in the tree above the chook shed, but he did it anyway and fell onto a piece of corrugated iron that almost cut his calf muscle off. He then went and hid under his house holding his leg together so he wouldn't get into trouble. 2) Kids in a backyard were jumping the fence between two pools, one kid decided to be a smart arse and did it wearing flippers. He missed and hit a brick wall which took a chunk out of his leg and chipped his shin bone. While he was lying there waiting for an ambluence ants got in the wound so another kid went and got a can of fly spray and sprayed his leg. From ???@0x000004AE Thu Apr 08 15:56:51 2004 Subject: Things that make you go "PHWOAR!" Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 08 Apr 2004 15:56:51 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 From a comedy festival show I went to last week: 1) A young boy had been told not to play in the tree above the chook shed, but he did it anyway and fell onto a piece of corrugated iron that almost cut his calf muscle off. He then went and hid under his house holding his leg together so he wouldn't get into trouble. 2) Kids in a backyard were jumping the fence between two pools, one kid decided to be a smart arse and did it wearing flippers. He missed and hit a brick wall which took a chunk out of his leg and chipped his shin bone. While he was lying there waiting for an ambluence ants got in the wound so another kid went and got a can of fly spray and sprayed his leg. Thanks. -- Tim's Melbourne Flat : http://timchuma.com GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000040D Tue Apr 13 11:03:41 2004 Subject: Re: The Sky is falling the sky is falling Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: rone <^*&#$@ennui.org> References: <407B0BBD.953@yahoo.com> Date: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 11:03:41 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "rone" <^*&#$@ennui.org> wrote in news:rone.c5f6pu$r2m$1@ennui.org: > In article <407B0BBD.953@yahoo.com>, > madge wrote: >>Kibo isn't a real person he is an acromegalic. > > I'm going to sic the Acromegalia Anti-Defamation League on your ass. > They would beat you with their giant green fists that go RRRRR! HULK SMASH! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002D0 Tue Apr 13 15:30:43 2004 Subject: Chocolate & Wasabi? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 15:30:43 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Would you eat it of your own free will? How about if this woman gave it to you? http://photos.timchuma.com/teamplastique/pages/teamplastique_017.htm (I did try a few bites.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005E5 Wed Apr 14 08:09:17 2004 Subject: Re: Chocolate & Wasabi? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "...T..." References: Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 08:09:17 +1000 Lines: 31 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "...T..." wrote in news:c5h18o$1l6kp$1@ID- 228677.news.uni-berlin.de: > "Tim Chmielewski" wrote in message > news:Xns94CA9DCB9BE88chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4... >> Would you eat it of your own free will? > > Sure, why not? Kinda like an Asian version of mole` sauce, no? > >> >> How about if this woman gave it to you? >> http://photos.timchuma.com/teamplastique/pages/teamplastique_017.htm >> (I did try a few bites.) >> > > Of the C&W, or of her? Just curious... Legs Akimbo from the band (http://photos.timchuma.com/teamplastique/pages/teamplastique_028.htm) did throw out her bloody Maxi pad and underwear into the audience at the end of the show, I think someone ate it (or at least it landed on their face) as only the underpants came back. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000416 Wed Apr 14 09:41:26 2004 Subject: Re: Dave Hughes. Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: RK276 <340987213094@yahoo.com> References: <407b90d0$0$4548$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 09:41:26 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "RK276" <340987213094@yahoo.com> wrote in news:407b90d0$0$4548$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au: > Well he was darn funny last night at the town hall. Pity he didnt talk > about speed cameras. haha > Anyone know what they were filming there last night as I saw an outside broadcast van near the box office when I went to get my tickets for Lano & Woodley (I think it will sell out for the rest of the festival.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000066E Wed Apr 14 10:19:25 2004 Subject: Re: Mini golf Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: Jeremy Lunn References: Date: Wed, 14 Apr 2004 10:19:25 +1000 Lines: 28 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Jeremy Lunn wrote in news:slrnc7cfgp.100.i-hate-spammers@amalthea.dark.net: > On 2004-04-04, Luke wrote: >> where is there like a really good mini golf centre we were told that >> the dingley one was good but it was a bit lame. > > Personally, one of my favourites was the one in Lonsdale St. Don't > know what it was, but it was quite a decent course with relatively few > gimmicks and perhaps also the city atmosphere. Got closed down for > the Queen Victoria development, but the Melbourne CBD definitely needs > another minigolf course somewhere. I was reading the autobiography of Ken G Hall (responsible for the Cinesound Studio) and he also tells how mini golf was introduced in the 1930's to make use of empty office space in Sydney. At the moment all the vacant shops in the CBD seem to be turning into Juice Bars, but I could see one or two opening up somewhere. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000769 Thu Apr 15 07:37:58 2004 Subject: Re: Chocolate & Wasabi? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.tasteless Followup-To: alt.tasteless To: dogsnus References: Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 07:37:58 +1000 Lines: 32 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 dogsnus wrote in news:c5j4b4$25mpb$3@ID-74476.news.uni-berlin.de: > Tim Chmielewski wrote in > news:Xns94CB52F3A6B87chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > > >> Legs Akimbo from the band >> (http://photos.timchuma.com/teamplastique/pages/teamplastique_028.htm) >> did throw out her bloody Maxi pad and underwear into the audience at >> the end of the show, I think someone ate it (or at least it landed on >> their face) as only the underpants came back. > > Oh gURoSS! I didn't know we were having a contest to see who could > make someone else hurl the biggest chunks, but I recommend stopping > and deceasing NOW. (This is even worse than my dog's yard snacking > habits.) And,WHY IS THIS IN A THREAD ABOUT CHOCOLATE AND WASABI? > I think you are overreacting somewhat, next thing you'll complain if I post links to the photos of the festering blisters that made my armpits smell of zombie for the better part of a month: http://timchuma.com/photos/kibology/festy1.jpg http://timchuma.com/photos/kibology/festy2.jpg Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000057D Thu Apr 15 12:46:20 2004 Subject: Re: Chocolate & Wasabi? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: barbara@bookpro.com References: <407cbf67.1585358985@news.eastlink.ca> <107qc0kd1ie6obc@corp.supernews.com> <107rmq52e58mqbf@corp.supernews.com> Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 12:46:20 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 barbara@bookpro.com wrote in news:107rmq52e58mqbf@corp.supernews.com: > http://photos.timchuma.com/teamplastique/pages/teamplastique_017.htm > > As a non-d00d, I judge her rather attractive, actually, except for the > more rats-nesty parts of her hair. I think she could lose the orange > plastic chain, too, but that's just personal preference. > Also I have a video of one of the one wearing tape and black plastic jumping up and down, but you'll have to wait until the weekend to see it as I am busy the next couple of days. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000429 Thu Apr 15 13:30:47 2004 Subject: Re: Chocolate & Wasabi? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 13:30:47 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns94CA9DCB9BE88chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > Would you eat it of your own free will? > > How about if this woman gave it to you? > http://photos.timchuma.com/teamplastique/pages/teamplastique_017.htm Also here's a video of the woman called "Legs Akimbo" http://photos.timchuma.com/teamplastique/legsakimbo.mpg (2.5Mb, 14seconds, I suck at teh encoding) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000060A Thu Apr 15 13:50:55 2004 Subject: Converting videos taken with Canon PS A80 Newsgroups: MyNews:rec.video.desktop Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 13:50:55 +1000 Lines: 39 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I know that the Canon Powershot A80 is only really meant for use with taking short clips, but I have taken a couple of videos with that people have liked. I would like to be able to put some of the clips on my website, but not in AVI as I only have dialup. Here's what I got when I used the "Windows Movie Maker" that I have on XP: http://timchuma.com/gitgroupie/photos.htm I have tried a couple of video format conversion programs but they don't seem to like the format of the AVI file I am converting from. A combination of Virtualdub & Tmpegenc worked, but the mpeg it generated was 2.5mb for 14 seconds. Result here: http://photos.timchuma.com/teamplastique/legsakimbo.mpg Any suggestions as to how better convert the video file would be appreciated. I am willing to pay for software if it makes the process a bit easier. Format - AVI Audio fomat: PCM Sampling rate: 11.24Khz Sampling levels: 8bit Mono sound Size : 320*240 Frame rate: 15f/sec Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000420 Thu Apr 15 15:43:45 2004 Subject: Re: Urine Production in Mediaeval Times Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.beable To: swt References: <0ohdvmjfk4.fsf@dingo.beable.com> Date: Thu, 15 Apr 2004 15:43:45 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 swt wrote in news:Xns94CBC96525A35dumplechanhotmailcom@68.6.19.6: > Personally, I'll hold off on FATAL and wait for WEIRDAL. Every PC is a > bard...and they're all required to maintain alignment Chaotic Funny. I am sure I saw a Weird Al themed RPG around somewhere, I just can't remember the link at the moment. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004B6 Fri Apr 16 07:34:33 2004 Subject: Re: OT : comfest Re: Lano & Woodley - The Island Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv To: Joe Murray References: Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 07:34:33 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Joe Murray" wrote in news:c5m8rv$3c272$1@ID-109030.news.uni-berlin.de: > I'd be happy just to see them get another gig on tv. Wednesday night > was the first comedy gig I've taken my son to, he loved the TV series > and enjoyed this live gig far more than the Kiss and MSO concert I > took him to last year. I'd like to find the block of flats where they filmed the external stuff for the series. Is it anywhere near Balaclava in the area where Colin lives? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000006C3 Fri Apr 16 09:48:20 2004 Subject: Re: Lano & Woodley - The Island Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general,aus.tv To: Sarch References: <6owfc.5484$KS1.278559@nasal.pacific.net.au> Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 09:48:20 +1000 Lines: 29 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Sarch wrote in news:6owfc.5484$KS1.278559@nasal.pacific.net.au: > On 15 Apr 2004 12:36:14 GMT, Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> Some other things did go wrong during the show like their suitcase >> catching on fire - they looked too scared for it to be staged. The >> really strong unpredictable element in the show added heaps to the >> performance and made it much funnier - even if some of it was just >> from laughing at their misfortune. > > A work colleague went to a show just over a week ago. He also > described such a mishap and believed it was too chaotic and /real/ for > it to be staged. Obviously L&W are experts in their trade. ;) Janet A. McLeod at the information booth in front of the Town Hall said something similar, but there was other stuff going wrong in the show (like Frank slipping off his crutches) so it was difficult to know which parts of the show where staged. About 30% of the audience though the suitcase gag was staged (according to a show of hands from Colin.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000389 Fri Apr 16 10:54:52 2004 Subject: Re: Can I Join Club 91? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Seth Goldin References: <98lfc.1104$uF3.945@lakeread04> Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 10:54:52 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Seth Goldin" wrote in news:98lfc.1104$uF3.945@lakeread04: > Will you guys let me join Club 91? I assume that everyone here is in > it but me. Can I join? > You can go to Canada and club 9 less than 100 baby harp seals and then you would have. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003ED Fri Apr 16 11:13:08 2004 Subject: Re: Not Egyptian Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Seth Goldin References: Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 11:13:08 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Seth Goldin" wrote in news:KmFfc.1373$uF3.673@lakeread04: > I am not Egyptian, but I do reaize that the name Seth, Anglicized from > the original Egyptian dialect, is, according to ancient Egyptian > mythology, the god of chaos. > > My name however, is not derived from that. You just got on Buffy as your dad was director of the show didn't you? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000817 Fri Apr 16 11:24:28 2004 Subject: The Spiders! The Spiders! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 11:24:28 +1000 Lines: 47 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2004 Lano & Woodley The Island Athenaeum Theatre Thur. 15th April 2004 SOLD OUT SHOW "THE SPIDERS! THE SPIDERS!" I remember seeing Lano and Woodley on TV about 10 years ago when they were chasing Anthony Morgan down the street trying to get on Denton's show that was on Channel 7 at the time. This was a couple of months before they won a Perrier Award at an overseas comedy festival and their career took off. Due to an accident during the show last week, Frank Woodley was on crutches. This didn't really effect the show much as they still did most of their material. As it was a stinking hot night and a technical problem caused a 1/2 hour delay in the show, Colin was a bit snappy with the audience (even though it was funny.) Frank also a good time telling a nine year old in the front row not to swear and then swearing his head off as a demonstration. Other reviewers have already gone into detail about the spinning staircase prop, but despite what I heard it didn't stuff up at all during the show. Some other things did go wrong during the show like their suitcase catching on fire (it was staged I have been told.) The really strong unpredictable element in the show added heaps to the performance and made it much funnier - even if some of it was just from laughing at their misfortune. This show is going to sell out for the rest of the festival, so hopefully they will go on tour with it or release a version on DVD. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000048C Fri Apr 16 13:52:05 2004 Subject: Re: Chocolate & Wasabi? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Timothy J. Bruce" References: <407cbf67.1585358985@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 13:52:05 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Timothy J. Bruce" wrote in news:r3Hfc.1035$17.106520@news1.epix.net: > >> You're kidding, aren't you? That girl is a MESS. Her hair looks as >> if a nest of mice has been living in it for the past several months, >> and SHE looks as if she was dressed by a blind spastic. > WTH? > That's *EXACTLY* why we like her. > They are touring in Europe next. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000037C Fri Apr 16 13:53:30 2004 Subject: Re: I forgot... Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Claudine References: <20040416031803.742B.0.NOFFLE@nymphonerd.local.local> Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 13:53:30 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Claudine wrote in news:20040416031803.742B.0.NOFFLE@nymphonerd.local.local: > HAPPY BIRFDAY TIMC!!!!11!! My birthday isn't for another 7 months (also on the 15th of the month.) Happy birthday and sorry for missing it. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002C9 Fri Apr 16 15:33:33 2004 Subject: Hot sauce for Kibo Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 16 Apr 2004 15:33:33 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Nandos Extra Hot Peri Peri Sauce http://tinyurl.com/2866j One bloke at work likes this sauce so much that he buys a new bottle every time he goes to buy chicken there. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000374 Mon Apr 19 07:47:20 2004 Subject: Lil' Fi Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 07:47:20 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.lilfi.com/ She was GIT's guest drummer and vocalist at their new residency (photos later.) Lil' Fi has a really big voice, when I went to the toilet I could still hear her. Also she told everyone to "clap you bastards!" and they did. I know MP3.com is not working so I will just have to buy her CD's and tell you later about them. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000242 Mon Apr 19 08:31:24 2004 Subject: Cost overun on Fast Rail project (VIC) Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.rail Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 08:31:24 +1000 Lines: 7 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I heard yesterday that there has been a massive cost blowout on the Gippsland line for the Fast Rail project due to the cost of flying workers down from Thursday Island and then flying them back again due to a mistake. Any other news on the issue? Thanks. From ???@0x00000595 Mon Apr 19 13:08:57 2004 Subject: Re: Pub I have been going to regularly Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,melb.general To: woodsie References: Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:08:57 +1000 Lines: 28 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 none@none.com (woodsie) wrote in news:none-1904041152070001@mebax14-a078.dialup.optusnet.com.au: > In article , Tim > Chmielewski wrote: > >>none@none.com (woodsie) wrote in news:none-1704041519290001@mebax11- >>a009.dialup.optusnet.com.au: >> >>> goodlooking??? >>> >>> i think u've been drinking too much beer. >> >>Compared to these blokes they are: >>http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/pop160404/pages/twitspop160404_ >>033.htm > blimey!. straight out of prison!! > Close enough, straight from St Albans. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002B5 Mon Apr 19 13:10:47 2004 Subject: Sydney Rd "the street of surprises" Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:10:47 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 How long has the "street of surprises" promotion in Brunswick been going on? The Brunswick Club was almost empty yesterday when I went past. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000018F Mon Apr 19 13:46:55 2004 Subject: DO YOU LIKE ??????? CHOCLATE Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 13:46:55 +1000 Lines: 5 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 COVERED CHILLIS??? HAVE YOU EVER TRIED THEM???? I LOVE THEM....... ~ HUGS ~ From ???@0x000002A1 Mon Apr 19 14:39:20 2004 Subject: Chilli Pepper Fairy Lights Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 14:39:20 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=chili+pepper+fairy+lights For Kibo to put on the cabinet that contains his hot sauce. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005AE Mon Apr 19 14:44:05 2004 Subject: Re: SBS picture "boxed" (17th April 2004) Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv To: Powdered TOAST Man References: Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 14:44:05 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 cooked_bread@hotmail.com (Powdered TOAST Man) wrote in news:eed39877.0404181728.4fe8c564@posting.google.com: > Last night was the final Iron Chef for a while now. I don't know if > SBS has the rights to any more of the 200+ epsisodes that have been > dubbed into English, but if they do, this show will be around for > years. > > Alternatively, if FOXTEL'S Food network gets the rights (from the US > Food Network), you might see it there instead. > I don't want to have to get Foxtel Digital just to watch Iron Chef (although it wouldn't be the first time I have gotten a channel just for one or two shows.) Now that you're back some people need their heads banged together as they've been dissin' Chairman Kaga and co. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000034F Mon Apr 19 15:39:55 2004 Subject: Re: My newsreader seems to b0rken Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: dogsnus References: Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 15:39:55 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 dogsnus wrote in news:c5r97g$4v2eg$1@ID- 74476.news.uni-berlin.de: > So, I'm using you guys as guinea pigs right now. > Can you find the cheese? > Who moved my cheese? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000052B Tue Apr 20 07:21:09 2004 Subject: Re: Chilli Pepper Fairy Lights Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Zixia References: Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 07:21:09 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Zixia wrote in news:c60u4q$6mhd5$1@ID-83085.news.uni- berlin.de: > Quoth the Tim Chmielewski: >> http://froogle.google.com/froogle?q=chili+pepper+fairy+lights >> >> For Kibo to put on the cabinet that contains his hot sauce. >> >> Thanks. > > Dear god, I really think my brane is trying forcibly to escape from my > head, perhaps using a diamond tipped drill to effect a quicker release > from the banality I've inadvertently inflicted upon it. Oh well, once > it has gone I'll be able to enjoy Kill Bill volumes one and two. > I had forgotten why I had put you in my kill file, thanks for reminding me. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000407 Tue Apr 20 07:25:22 2004 Subject: Re: Lil' Fi Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 07:25:22 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns94D04F3AEDE64chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > http://www.lilfi.com/ > > She was GIT's guest drummer and vocalist at their new residency (photos > later.) > Photos here: http://timchuma.com/gitgroupie/retreat180404/index.htm Also GIT is going to be releasing a new EP soon as they did some recording with Bill Kersh on the weekend. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000420 Tue Apr 20 07:26:57 2004 Subject: Re: G.I.Joe Weirdness Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040419063405.05842.00000048@mb-m18.aol.com> Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 07:26:57 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040419063405.05842.00000048@mb-m18.aol.com: > Okay, so Hasbro crafted up some G.I.Joe figures that were all about > the kicking of the ass of drug dealers. That's cool. But...this > wasn't. > > http://www.afterhourstoys.ca/GIJoe/Carded/Bulletproof92.jpg > > Look at the weapon he comes with. PORKCHOP SANDWICHES! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004B1 Tue Apr 20 09:25:28 2004 Subject: Re: Lil' Fi Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 09:25:28 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns94D14B822F3CAchumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > Tim Chmielewski wrote in > news:Xns94D04F3AEDE64chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > >> http://www.lilfi.com/ >> >> She was GIT's guest drummer and vocalist at their new residency >> (photos later.) >> > Photos here: > http://timchuma.com/gitgroupie/retreat180404/index.htm Also this is the poster I am going to get for my bedroom wall: http://photos.timchuma.com/melbourne/gitbig.jpg (1Mb!) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002FE Tue Apr 20 09:40:03 2004 Subject: My head shot out of a cannon Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 09:40:03 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/shoot.jpg http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/shoot1.jpg From a multimedia project I worked on at Uni (the cannon part wasn't my idea.) My hair did look like that in 1997. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000525 Tue Apr 20 12:56:16 2004 Subject: Re: Chocolate & Wasabi? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tuna Lover References: <2bc6ab0cc3b2e5310a66f12e77ff8de8@remailer.frell.eu.org> Date: Tue, 20 Apr 2004 12:56:16 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Tuna Lover" wrote in news:2bc6ab0cc3b2e5310a66f12e77ff8de8@remailer.frell.eu.org: > kerri9494@hotmail.com (kerri) wrote: > >> Darla Vladschyk wrote: >> > Please explain >> > to me what any ARK d00ds find attractive about her! >> >> a) she has bqqbies >> 2) she looks like she probably puts out >> iii) did I mention bqqbies? >> >> Let me know if I left anything out. > > No, that's enough for me. > I sent a link to this thread on Google Groups to the band as the Australian bands I know like hearing when people talk about them. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000043E Wed Apr 21 07:44:23 2004 Subject: Re: G.I.Joe Weirdness Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040419213712.07460.00000016@mb-m02.aol.com> Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 07:44:23 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040419213712.07460.00000016@mb-m02.aol.com: >>> http://www.afterhourstoys.ca/GIJoe/Carded/Bulletproof92.jpg >>> >>> Look at the weapon he comes with. >> >>PORKCHOP SANDWICHES! >> >>Thanks. >> > > I don't get it. http://fenslerfilm.com/movies/PSAsmall/FenslerFilm_PSA07_small.mpg It's old I know. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000059E Wed Apr 21 08:38:15 2004 Subject: Re: This group Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv,alt.religion.kibology To: Chriz References: Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 08:38:15 +1000 Lines: 33 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Chriz" wrote in news:c62qhf$7a21a$1@ID-207118.news.uni-berlin.de: > > "Tim Chmielewski" wrote in message > news:Xns94D1C4648923Fchumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4... >> "Chriz" wrote in >> news:c5tbs7$4ovgd$1@ID-207118.news.uni-berlin.de: >> >> > This group is one of about 41 I am subscribed to, but it is easily >> > the most active group. I guess that's what makes it fun, but is >> > anyone subscribed to busier groups? >> > >> Some busier groups: >> alt.religion.kibology >> talk.abortion >> aus.politics >> etc! > > What the hell is kibology? > Ladies and Gentlemen! Please form an orderly queue below this line: -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004E8 Wed Apr 21 14:07:24 2004 Subject: Re: Chocolate & Wasabi? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tuna Lover References: Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:07:24 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Tuna Lover" wrote in news:N5UZYGBI38097.2214583333@anonymous.poster: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> I sent a link to this thread on Google Groups to the band as the >> Australian bands I know like hearing when people talk about them. > > And so you might get fuxx0red? > Wrong! It was for the same reason why I spent $105 on CDs of a singer I saw on the weekend. When I get into something I don't do it by halves See how many Hong Kong movies I have seen or how many gigs by GIT I went to last year? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002EE Wed Apr 21 14:30:28 2004 Subject: Tractor Art Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:30:28 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I remember seeing a full sized sculpture of a tractor in an art book once. The difference was that it was made out of thousands of close up photos of a tractor that were arranged in the shape of a tractor - GENIUS! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002C3 Wed Apr 21 14:35:38 2004 Subject: Kung Fu Tractor Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 14:35:38 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.horrorview.com/DEATHMACHINESHAME.htm Death Machines(1976) Directed by Paul Kyriazi > Mr. G. is run over by the Death Machines in a Caterpillar Tractor. Yjamls./ -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002B2 Thu Apr 22 09:19:41 2004 Subject: Einstein Satellite Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 09:19:41 +1000 Lines: 10 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I heard that NASA has launched a satellite to measure the general theory of relativity. It would be funny if it travelled to the Planet of the Apes. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000053E Thu Apr 22 10:33:24 2004 Subject: Re: Deep insights into stereotypes from msn.com Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Glenn Knickerbocker References: <4085E522.358D78C@io.com> <4086A1B0.880F07E0@bestweb.net> Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 10:33:24 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Glenn Knickerbocker wrote in news:4086A1B0.880F07E0@bestweb.net: > The Avocado Avenger wrote: >> Now Terri is going to have to blam you. And now we're going to >> need a >> guest star to fill in for Kibo on this week's taking of the >> deceased's wallet scene. OK everyone, the queue's over there, repeat >> after me: >> >> "Get his wallet, Teo." > > I'm sorry, but we're looking for more of an Eddie Murphy type. > To be Murphonic! To give himself and Murphectomy! To BE Eddie Murphy! Eddie Murphyesque! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000471 Thu Apr 22 14:40:15 2004 Subject: Re: The Potted Meat Museum Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Wiblur the Once References: Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 14:40:15 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Wiblur the Once wrote in news:Xns94D2CE0FBAFF3wiblurcomcastnet@216.196.97.136: > I found this highly amusing site by a lady that collects cans of potted > meat from around the world: > > http://www.pottedmeatmuseum.com/index.htm > > I especially enjoyed the Rose brand Pork Brains in Milk Gravy. > Potted meat, it's made with lips and peckers, mmm-hmmm! Hit 'em up side the head! mmm-hmmm! Some people call it a sling blade, I call it a keiser blade. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000029A Thu Apr 22 14:43:08 2004 Subject: Why do I keep hearing this? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 22 Apr 2004 14:43:08 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Sarah Michelle Gellar from the remake of Dangerous Liasons (Cruel Intentions) saying: You can put it *ANYWHERE*! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000590 Fri Apr 23 10:45:50 2004 Subject: Strange problem with CDONTS on IIS Newsgroups: MyNews:microsoft.public.inetserver.iis.smtp_nntp Date: Fri, 23 Apr 2004 10:45:50 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I am sure you have heard the problem with CDONTS not sending email through the SMTP server on IIS before, but this time it is on a web server that is restricted so that nslookup has never worked and other services are turned off. I have had problems with the SMTP server on the server before, but that was due to changing a setting for relaying on the server. This time there have been no changes to the SMTP settings and the mail is just sitting in the Queue folder on the server. It is also trying to send "delivery status" messages back to the person who sent the email through the site (which fail as our site has never allowed sending emails to an external address.) Is there an FAQ or list of steps to follow to correct this problem? Any searches I do just seem to turn up people discussing the matter with no solutions. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000300 Fri Apr 23 13:24:15 2004 Subject: My CD's arrived today Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 23 Apr 2004 13:24:15 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I can't wait to get home and listen to them. Postcard Lil Fi sent me (message is on the other side) http://photos.timchuma.com/melbourne/lilfi.jpg One of the CD's http://photos.timchuma.com/melbourne/flannelettescd.jpg Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000054F Mon Apr 26 07:47:04 2004 Subject: Re: Strange problem with CDONTS on IIS Newsgroups: MyNews:microsoft.public.inetserver.iis.smtp_nntp To: Ken Schaefer References: <#$lOBOSKEHA.2452@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl> Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 07:47:04 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Ken Schaefer" wrote in news:#$lOBOSKEHA.2452@TK2MSFTNGP09.phx.gbl: > The SMTP server needs to be able to perform DNS lookups to determine > where to send the mail to. If your mail is just sitting there, and > NDRS are not being delivered either, then it sounds like a DNS > resolution problem to me. > As it was only sending messages internally, the network admin had disabled any access to outside systems including nslookup and it seemed to work fine up until a few days ago. I have changed over the method of automatically sending email to CDO and it seems to work fine now. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000058D Mon Apr 26 08:40:56 2004 Subject: Re: Iron Chef America Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Mark South References: <408ac1a8_2@news.bluewin.ch> <408adc86$1_3@news.bluewin.ch> <408bb4ca$1_2@news.bluewin.ch> Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 08:40:56 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Mark South" wrote in news:408bb4ca$1_2 @news.bluewin.ch: > "Mark Hill" wrote in message > news:e1203$408b55d3$428643b1$4850@msgid.meganewsservers.com... >> Mark South wrote: >> > I'd welcome the return of our FUNNY albino overlord even more. >> >> I didn't fight in the Vietnam war just so that you people could think >> this was a comedy newsgroup. > > That's almost the EXACT SAME reason *I* didn't fight in Vietnam!! > Coincidence??? I didn't serve my country so why can't I get soda pop with my dinner? -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000046E Mon Apr 26 08:45:30 2004 Subject: Re: Iron Chef America Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Poot Rootbeer References: Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 08:45:30 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Poot Rootbeer wrote in news:Xns94D6B9F20A9F6pootrootbeer@ 216.196.97.136: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: >>> Iron Chef America seems to have the right mix this time. >> >> Iron Chef America is an ambomination! William Shatner is teh su> > You're thinking of Iron Chef USA, ph00l. Same difference. You can't catch lightening in a bottle twice. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000034A Mon Apr 26 09:49:11 2004 Subject: Things to do in San Francisco? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 09:49:11 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 My Mum asked what websites she could find tourist information on for San Francisco as they are flying over from Australia for a wedding in August. My Dad asked if I wanted to come but he was drunk so I didn't take much notice. I wouldn't have been able to save that much money anyway. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000485 Mon Apr 26 10:56:21 2004 Subject: Re: Iron Chef America Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Nick Bensema References: <-v-dncep3vq83RHd4p2dnA@io.com> Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 10:56:21 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 nickb@io.com (Nick Bensema) wrote in news:-v-dncep3vq83RHd4p2dnA@io.com: > In article , > Tim Chmielewski wrote: >> >>You can't catch lightening in a bottle twice. > > Then why do batteries so often come in packs of two? Powdered TOAST Man would disagree with you. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000039B Mon Apr 26 14:40:05 2004 Subject: Angry Eddie and the Juice Bar Girl Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 14:40:05 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I was watching a stand up comedy show on ABC TV in Australia which had a segment by Greg Fleet on it and also one by a bloke called Angry Eddie. His song "I want to Juice the Juice Bar Girl" was one of the funniest things I have heard in years. In juice he means to cut her up and feed her through the jucing machine. I will post the lyrics if I come across a version on CD. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000029D Mon Apr 26 15:30:01 2004 Subject: My photo in the newspaper... Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 15:30:01 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 ...website! http://www.theage.com.au/ftimages/2004/04/22/1082530292858.html Also they used it on the front page. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000541 Mon Apr 26 16:38:19 2004 Subject: Re: Urine Production in Mediaeval Times Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.beable,comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.rpg To: Joseph Michael Bay References: <0ohdvmjfk4.fsf@dingo.beable.com> <407E3970.392785B5@comcast.net> Date: Mon, 26 Apr 2004 16:38:19 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 jmbay@Stanford.EDU (Joseph Michael Bay) wrote in news:c63n7d$s8d$1 @news.Stanford.EDU: > Julie d'Aubigny writes: > >>Beable van Polasm wrote: >>> >>> Nick Bensema and Julie D'Aubigny recommended that I take a good look >>> at F.A.T.A.L. RPG, which can be found at http://www.fatalgames.com/ >>> (FREE DOWNLOAD!!). > >>By "recommended," Beable means "Dear God, no." > > "Nick Bensema and Julie D'Aubigny Dear God, no. that I take a good > look at F.A.T.A.L. RPG ..."? Also "Urinetown" the musical is starting in Melbourne, Austria soon. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000044B Tue Apr 27 07:20:05 2004 Subject: Re: Things to do in San Francisco? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: dogsnus References: Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 07:20:05 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 dogsnus wrote in news:c6im5v$cb1du$1@ID-74476.news.uni-berlin.de: [great advice elided] > I'm sorry this post isn't funny. I've only recently learned that > it's mandatory to post only funny things to ARK. > You bastards didn't tell me that when you didn't welcome me to ARK! > Thanks for your suggestions, I will pass them onto my Mum so she can have a look at them. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004B9 Tue Apr 27 09:52:16 2004 Subject: Women on personals sites don't like Country Music? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 09:52:16 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Why do all the women's profiles I look at have their music interests listing all types of music except country. Some people really hate it. I am going to have to update my profile to say that unless you can at least put up with me following the band GIT, don't bother. Also what really is country? Is this country music: http://timchuma.com/2003/prayerbabies&choir.htm Is this? http://timchuma.com/2003/hayseeddixie.htm How about this (including the drunk women) http://timchuma.com/photos/johnnycashtribute/index.htm Are only the buckin' broncos Country? http://timchuma.com/photos/jacksonstfestival2003/index.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005C4 Tue Apr 27 10:44:15 2004 Subject: Re: What are you doing today? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Scott Burley References: <3Xgjc.48445$um3.951924@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net> Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 10:44:15 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Scott Burley" wrote in news:3Xgjc.48445 $um3.951924@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net: > > Schwa Love wrote in message > news:Xns94D6C1903540Bschwa242yahoocom@216.17.128.40... >> phy wrote in >> news:Xns94D673BB3B885phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44: >> >> > I am going to stick a beer can up a chicken's butt. Film at 11. >> >> Did it improve the beer's flavor or are you now in a hospital? > > Is there an all of the above option to that question? Really, > beer-butted chicken isn't bad: > > http://www.outofthefryingpan.com/recipes/chicken.beer.butt.shtml > And it's by some called Kevin also....Ha! Made you look! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003A0 Tue Apr 27 13:06:15 2004 Subject: WASABI Ice Cream Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 27 Apr 2004 13:06:15 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 In the food court of the casino that is near my work there is a Japanese food stall that has recently been renovated to include amongst other things an ice cream section. Two of the flavours that stood out were Wasabi (bright green with a cute Manga face sticking it's tongue out) and Durian (glowing yellow) That stall used to be the best one in the food court, I'm not sure now. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005AB Wed Apr 28 09:59:42 2004 Subject: Re: Urine Production in Mediaeval Times Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.beable,comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.rpg To: "Mean_Chlorine" References: <0ohdvmjfk4.fsf@dingo.beable.com> <407E3970.392785B5@comcast.net> <6a0d745b.0404260727.48beb780@posting.google.com> <6a0d745b.0404262332.61838366@posting.google.com> <6a0d745b.0404270542.11a63ea1@posting.google.com> Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 09:59:42 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 mike_noren2002@yahoo.co.uk (Mean_Chlorine) wrote in news:6a0d745b.0404270542.11a63ea1@posting.google.com: > You utter bastards! > > I've been trolling for DAYS, trying one tack after another - and in > the end it's a simple "HTH" that brings in the catch!? > > Besides, what makes you think that Tim C knows where he lives? > You can join Zixia in the XNews oubliette! Yes, I'm really nut! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000054E Wed Apr 28 10:36:55 2004 Subject: Re: Urine Production in Mediaeval Times Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.beable,comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.rpg To: TimC References: <0ohdvmjfk4.fsf@dingo.beable.com> <407E3970.392785B5@comcast.net> <6a0d745b.0404260727.48beb780@posting.google.com> <6a0d745b.0404262332.61838366@posting.google.com> Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 10:36:55 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-24372-25677-200404271936-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > Does anyone other than Claudine think we are the same person? > When are you going to come to another Arkple Claudine? Everyone misses you when you don't come. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000355 Wed Apr 28 13:51:53 2004 Subject: Wasabi Milk Shake! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 13:51:53 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Bubble Lisa Rocks! http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/bdo2004/pages/twitsbdo2004_007.htm I did have a different picture of her on the site, but she thought it made her look like a geek, but seeing as you lot are hot for geeks: http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/images/bubblelisa.jpg Yes, I'm really nut! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000AF6 Wed Apr 28 14:06:44 2004 Subject: Re: Women on personals sites don't like Country Music? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: <408e6243.3910912@news.m.iinet.net.au> Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 14:06:44 +1000 Lines: 69 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-2704041624520001@10.0.1.2: > John Burrage (jburrage@cyllene.uwa.edu.au) wrote: >> >> Tim Chmielewski (chuma@dcsi.net.au) wrote: >> > >> > Why do all the women's profiles I look at have their music >> > interests listing all types of music except country. Some people >> > really hate it. >> >> In the personals I read, women all seem to want a man with a GOSH. I >> think GOSH stands for "Good, Obscure Sense of Humour" and I'm not >> sure why it's rated so highly. But there you go. > > Tim, it's because country music sucks. This is a country song: Red Hot Poker Dots http://www.redhotpokerdots.com Thirty Mile Square Welcome to my thirty mile square I spend most of my damn life inside of there Well I've been here and I've been there I've been just about everywhere All inside my thirty mile square It's got everything I need inside of there Well even if it don't honey I don't care Cause I've been here and I've been there I've been just about everywhere All inside my thirty mile square It's got a post office, pool hall, laundromat, general store, deep fried chicken and a bar, three gas stations and a friendly little house of whores Oh Mercy! Well now people don't compare until you've been everywhere All inside your thirty mile square Welcome to my thirty mile square I spend most of my damn life inside of there Well I've been here and I've been there I've been just about everywhere All inside my thirty mile square Said I've been here and I've been there All inside my thirty mile square... > -- K. > > I suspect that > "GOSH" acronym > stands for > "Giant Organ So > Hard". This part left in to annoy Kibo. Yes, I'm really nut! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003C1 Wed Apr 28 14:23:04 2004 Subject: Re: INSTANT REVIEW: Kill Bill 2 (spoilers) Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: kerri References: Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 14:23:04 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kerri9494@hotmail.com (kerri) wrote in news:c6lomr$d0v9o$1@ID- 202298.news.uni-berlin.de: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: >> >> Elle and Budd's deaths > > She died? > Whoops, I mean ? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000512 Wed Apr 28 15:47:56 2004 Subject: Re: INSTANT REVIEW: Kill Bill 2 (spoilers) Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Julie d'Aubigny" References: <408F377F.93AA3A63@comcast.net> Date: Wed, 28 Apr 2004 15:47:56 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Julie d'Aubigny wrote in news:408F377F.93AA3A63@comcast.net: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: >> >> My favourite part was the training sequence with the Kung Fu master. >> "Hmmmpfh!" *brushes white beard aside* >> >> He reminded me of the master from Mr Vampire for some reason. > > Sadly, Ching-Ying Lam died in 1997. > > Gordon Liu has quite the career, though. In addition to portraying > Pai-Mei in Kill Bill, he was also Johnny Mo. > Also Yuen Woo Ping has appeared as a character in a movie once. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003EE Thu Apr 29 07:30:13 2004 Subject: Re: INSTANT REVIEW: Kill Bill 2 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Claudine References: <20040428104008.5409.0.NOFFLE@nymphonerd.local.local> Date: Thu, 29 Apr 2004 07:30:13 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Claudine wrote in news:20040428104008.5409.0.NOFFLE@nymphonerd.local.local: > On 25 April 2004, robert lindsay wrote, > >> BESTESTST MOVIE EVARR!!!!!!! > > Is it necessary to see Vol. 1 first? Yes. I am going to see the double bill of the two movies on 12th June. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000036F Thu Apr 29 08:21:59 2004 Subject: Re: Your librarian hates you if... Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,soc.libraries.talk To: Don Salad References: Date: Thu, 29 Apr 2004 08:21:59 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Don Salad" wrote in news:VG8ENSF638105.2296527778@anonymous.poster: > Your librarian hates you if... you fart on their cake. Seriously, he wants you to stop doing that. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003CB Thu Apr 29 09:25:40 2004 Subject: Re: How to give a gift of a cellular telephone and wireless service. Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Don Saklad References: Date: Thu, 29 Apr 2004 09:25:40 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Don Saklad wrote in news:y44ekq7spoz.fsf@nestle.csail.mit.edu: > How exactly would you set up a gift of a cellular telephone and > wireless service to a grandparent hundreds of miles away?... > So you didn't find that phone's owner after all? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000559 Thu Apr 29 10:06:37 2004 Subject: Bugs Bunny Best of DVD Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 29 Apr 2004 10:06:37 +1000 Lines: 35 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I was buying my sister's birthday present and decided to get this DVD also (I'll buy the Daffy & Porky and the other double DVD in the series next month.) The Best of Bugs Bunny DVD 1. Baseball Bugs 2. Rabbit Seasoning 3. Long-Haired Hare 4. High Diving Hare 5. Bully for Bugs 6. What's Up Doc? 7. Rabbit's Kin 8. Water, Water Every Hare 9. Big House Bunny 10. Big Top Bunny 11. My Bunny Lies Over the Sea 12. Wabbit Twouble 13. Ballot Box Bunny 14. Rabbit of Seville How did they choose the ones that were meant to be the "best" anyway? Also the some of the shorts are really just back-slapping except for Chuck Jones which is sad because he is no longer with us. I am going to lend it to a cartoonist friend I know as he asked to be the first to borrow it if I was going to buy it. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000532 Thu Apr 29 10:40:46 2004 Subject: Re: I'm ready to dye Kibo's hair Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Jacob W. Haller" References: <408EF765.400B66E5@io.com> <1gcxbnr.1dk4atz1rnsqhtN%yoof@jwgh.org> Date: Thu, 29 Apr 2004 10:40:46 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 yoof@jwgh.org (Jacob W. Haller) wrote in news:1gcxbnr.1dk4atz1rnsqhtN%yoof@jwgh.org: > Someone told me that I was too nice earlier this week, so now I'm > trying to be a manipulative weasel. It turns out that it's harder > than it looks. My Mum said that I was too nice right before complaining that I didn't have a girlfriend. Also she REALLY wanted me to see how to cook tofu when they were doing it on the TV. I can't put off visiting my parents for too long as my Dad misses me when I don't see them for a month or so. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003EE Fri Apr 30 09:15:04 2004 Subject: Re: A WROTED A POME! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: James Vandenberg References: Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 09:15:04 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 James Vandenberg wrote in news:hnaq6c.9ub.ln@192.168.1.254: [poem elided] > Ja-I-am-not-a-poet-but-I-play-one-on-the-internet-mes Every pirate should have an epic poem to recite before their execution. I learned this from the "Reasonably Accuraturate History of Pirates" show that I went to during the Comedy Festival. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003BC Fri Apr 30 09:59:11 2004 Subject: Re: RUN, BARBARA, RUN!! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: barbara@bookpro.com References: <109344gpjpp7i6a@corp.supernews.com> Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 09:59:11 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 barbara@bookpro.com wrote in news:109344gpjpp7i6a@corp.supernews.com: >>You can run, too, RevJack. > > And Joe Manfire and lowercase robert lindsay, who live much closer to > Wheaton than I do and much much closer than the Rev does That wouldn't be Wil Wheaton by any chance? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000031B Fri Apr 30 11:32:53 2004 Subject: Lines wrapping funny on followups Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 11:32:53 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 On Xnews for some reason the lines have started wrapping strangely so followups look like (original article vanishes) this unless I turn on fixed font, which I don't want to do as there is no way to do it automatically. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000424 Fri Apr 30 12:18:28 2004 Subject: Re: Did Anyone Know about This? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tom Kraemer References: Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 12:18:28 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tom Kraemer wrote in news:c6schb$fl9$1 @pcls4.std.com: > Seth Goldin wrote: >> Did anyone else know about this? > >> http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=kibo > > Which way does the arrow point on your "I'm With Stupid" T-shirt? > At least he's not posting to that same story on the robotic cones again. Yes, I'm really nut! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000291 Fri Apr 30 14:19:38 2004 Subject: It doesn't taste like fish at all! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 30 Apr 2004 14:19:38 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Also I am very relaxed today. Also I can still occasionally smell the young lady from last night. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000573 Mon May 03 07:43:44 2004 Subject: Re: Photos from my parent's house Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: dogsnus References: Date: Mon, 03 May 2004 07:43:44 +1000 Lines: 29 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 dogsnus wrote in news:c72mb1$hg99h$3@ID- 74476.news.uni-berlin.de: > Tim Chmielewski wrote in > news:Xns94DDA3677DD71chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > >> I took my camera home on the weekend so I thought I may as well take a >> few photos. >> >> Angsty teen self portrait (1994) >> http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/020504/angstyteenselfportrait.jpg > > You must have had some scary nightmares when you were a kid! > Was that done in oils? Looks like it. > It is acrylic on canvas, but I spent 12 weeks developing and working on the painting. I wanted to get a real pigs head to draw, but I had to settle for copying it out of a book. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005C1 Mon May 03 08:10:08 2004 Subject: Re: It doesn't taste like fish at all! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: phy References: Date: Mon, 03 May 2004 08:10:08 +1000 Lines: 29 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 phy wrote in news:Xns94DD5E41B7A24phy00xyahoocom@216.168.3.44: > Tim Chmielewski wrote in > news:Xns94DDE21CD90B6chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > >> I won't say anything more about it unless anyone wants to here about >> it in private. >> >> > > Don't worry about it. You can brag about it a bit. You better just > hope whoever she is never, ever happens across this thread. > I have already heard back from her on another forum where I mentioned it, she was fine about it. Also I would like to say that I AM NOT A BEAR for those of you how may be wondering. (Men keep trying to hit on me on personals sites for some reason.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000373 Mon May 03 11:18:16 2004 Subject: I R Human Divider Bar Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 03 May 2004 11:18:16 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 In an effort to stamp out the use of DiVider bars at the supermarket I have taken to leaning across the conveyer belt with one arm and leaning on an angle. The checkout person still wants to put a divider bar there all the time though and I have to walk to keep up with the conveyer belt. I think I may need to reconsider this.... Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000578 Mon May 03 12:36:10 2004 Subject: Re: It doesn't taste like fish at all! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Mon, 03 May 2004 12:36:10 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0205041337010001@10.0.1.2: > Tim Chmielewski (chuma@dcsi.net.au) wrote: >> >> Also I am very relaxed today. >> >> Also I can still occasionally smell the young lady from last night. > > Yeesh, even _I_ don't post the gynecological and/or penisological > details on alt.religion.kibology the morning after parts of my > body come into contact with parts of someone else's body and/or > high-voltage electrical discharges. > I sometimes wondered about that after reading all of your archive from 1998 to 2003. I came to the conclusion that you were Asexual as in: AYYYYY! Wanna get sexual? Then sit on it!!!! *BOOM!* *BOOM!* -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005F3 Mon May 03 14:05:28 2004 Subject: Re: My CD's arrived today Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: John Burrage References: Date: Mon, 03 May 2004 14:05:28 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 John Burrage wrote in news:c74aha$dli$1@enyo.uwa.edu.au: > I should point out that MY CD arrived a few days ago, courtesy of Mr > Tim Chuma - it features avi's of a bunch o' Melbourne artists, namely > GIT, The Town Bikes, Team Plastique (who, if my eyes don't deceive me, > features that bird who was handing out the wasabi and chocolate, > namely Miss Dish, perhaps TIm Chuma can confirm) Indeed it does. I have since taken a few more clips with my camera, but they aren't really up to much. I am thinking of getting a mini DV camera as there are some good models under $1000 at the moment that let you output to your computer. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000028B Tue May 04 08:59:58 2004 Subject: What am I the Pretender? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 04 May 2004 08:59:58 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 How come everyone thinks I remind them of someone else? Do I have reverse prosopagnosia no givebacks? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000031D Tue May 04 14:05:20 2004 Subject: The name of the TV show I am going to be on Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 04 May 2004 14:05:20 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "John Saffran versus God" starting August 30th on SBS TV in Austria (the same station Adam Elliot mentioned during his Oscar acceptance speech.) There may be a few more people posting here in September as a result of the show. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000319 Tue May 04 15:17:19 2004 Subject: George the Bunny cartoon? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 04 May 2004 15:17:19 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Has anyone heard of this show? (It may also be called George the Rabbit, but I can't find anything about it on Google.) It supposedly screened in Austria for five episodes in a kid's timeslot before someone found out it wasn't a kid's show. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000516 Wed May 05 07:40:29 2004 Subject: Re: What am I the Pretender? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Mike Helland References: Date: Wed, 05 May 2004 07:40:29 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 mhelland@techmocracy.net (Mike Helland) wrote in news:ad157aec.0405040656.1c2dfaa7@posting.google.com: > Tim Chmielewski wrote in message > news:... > >> How come everyone thinks I remind them of someone else? > > Do you have goatee? Everyone with a goatee looks the same to me. So > that might be it. For a minute there I thought you said "do you have a goatse?" If I did I wouldn't be letting the whole internet see it. Also some people claim to have found the owner of the famous goatse rectum (sure did!) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000477 Wed May 05 09:01:30 2004 Subject: Re: George the Bunny cartoon? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: iMeowbot@mac.com References: Date: Wed, 05 May 2004 09:01:30 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 iMeowbot@mac.com wrote in news:iMeowbot-A9F8D7.01262504052004@news.supernews.com: > In article , > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> Has anyone heard of this show? (It may also be called George the >> Rabbit, but I can't find anything about it on Google.) > > Greg the Bunny. http://www.fox.com/greg/ > I liked the puppet who yells "YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME WHERE MY BATHING SUIT COVERS!" Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004B0 Wed May 05 11:20:56 2004 Subject: Re: The name of the TV show I am going to be on Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: The Avocado Avenger References: <409840B3.327A9CBC@io.com> Date: Wed, 05 May 2004 11:20:56 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The Avocado Avenger wrote in news:409840B3.327A9CBC@io.com: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: >> >> There may be a few more people posting here in September as a result >> of the show. > > Yeah. That September rush will be all about you, baby. All about > you. Some people might try and look up my name on the interweb (if they can spell it) and find this group. Also I don't have access to the email that was mentioned in the segement. (I can't remember the password.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002C8 Wed May 05 11:21:57 2004 Subject: Orkut data leak Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 05 May 2004 11:21:57 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 There have been reports of personal data from Orkut being leaked onto the web. Those of you with accounts may like to re-assess wether you want to continue using that site. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004A6 Wed May 05 12:34:43 2004 Subject: Re: Orkut data leak Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Scott Burley References: Date: Wed, 05 May 2004 12:34:43 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Scott Burley" wrote in news:m0Ylc.36328$Xj6.616087@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net: > Tim Chmielewski wrote in message > news:Xns94E0739E76EBFchumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4... >> There have been reports of personal data from Orkut being leaked onto >> the web. Those of you with accounts may like to re-assess wether you >> want to continue using that site. > > Reports, eh? > http://www.datawhorehouse.com/orkut/mapme.php -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004D3 Wed May 05 13:36:04 2004 Subject: Re: Two Invitations. Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: The Avocado Avenger References: <40984268.62D05D47@io.com> Date: Wed, 05 May 2004 13:36:04 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The Avocado Avenger wrote in news:40984268.62D05D47 @io.com: > That is the coolest thing *ever*. I've always wanted to be randomly > selected for something like the Nielsen ratings. Just don't do what > sitcom characters do when selected for the Nielsens - they never leave > the house, afraid that if they turn off the TV they will change the > future of TV forever. That same thing happened on the Austrian TV sitcom Hey Dad, except there was a twist ending. I can't remember if it was pre "little fat kid" era though. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000516 Wed May 05 13:58:26 2004 Subject: Re: The name of the TV show I am going to be on Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Stephenls References: <409840B3.327A9CBC@io.com> Date: Wed, 05 May 2004 13:58:26 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Stephenls wrote in news:c79io8$1a8vs$1@ID- 117331.news.uni-berlin.de: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> Some people might try and look up my name on the interweb (if they can >> spell it) and find this group. > > Nobody ever showed up at my regular posting haunts after a search for > /my/ name. Someone has already taken an interest in me getting my hairs cut in another newsgroup for some reason. Also I used to annoy people in aus.tv a few years ago so they might come looking for me. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000036F Thu May 06 08:42:17 2004 Subject: Anyone remember this jingle? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 08:42:17 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 What do you want? I want the sounds that curl my hair! OW! What do you want? I WANT ATARI! (hip thrusting) What do you want? I WANT ATARI! (hip thrusting) What do you want? I WANT ATARI! (hip thrusting) ATARI 7800 HUH!!!!! (big hip thrust) It didn't convince me when I saw it as I played my Atari 2600 until 1990. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002D5 Thu May 06 08:48:16 2004 Subject: Fine Line (SBS, 5th May) Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 08:48:16 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Was that part of the Frontline set that I saw when they should Kerry O'Brian walking to his interview? Are they using the other side of it for something else or is it just kept for a joke? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002B6 Thu May 06 09:33:12 2004 Subject: New name for that movie Mike Meyers was in Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 09:33:12 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Taking the French word cat and combining it with the regular name: Chat in the Hat to which people would reply - INDEED HE DID! Ta. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000050A Thu May 06 10:29:37 2004 Subject: Re: SEND CANDY TO GEORGE Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.beable To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 10:29:37 +1000 Lines: 28 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0405041941470001@10.0.1.2: > Send me all your candy, and once I have acquired all the candy in the > world, I will send it to the President, assuming he's still President > and not Emperor Of Mars or something by then. > Done! Remember to use a clean, dry spoon to eat the Milo straight out of the tin with (it's too much trouble putting it in milk.) Stupid website didn't like double quote marks so I had to write it as 'Kibo' What's FedEx's shipping like? Would they take more than 2 weeks to deliver package? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000030B Thu May 06 11:03:29 2004 Subject: Weirdos ringing me Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 11:03:29 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I picked up the phone to hear someone talking in another langugage, who then asked "Speak in Polish?" "Is your Dad a doctor?" I didn't think my number was the same as the clinic down the road that has Polish/Russian speaking staff. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004B5 Thu May 06 15:02:43 2004 Subject: Re: Instant Review: Alpha Centauri Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Ben Allard References: Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 15:02:43 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Ben Allard wrote in news:Xns94DEB93396DBdoidywoxwox@130.133.1.4: > Maybe I'll keep playing this game long enough to get better at it and > maybe I won't, but I just played a round and when I looked up from > getting my ass kicked it was three hours later. I bought it new for > five dollars; why aren't YOU buying it RIGHT NOW? > Wasn't there also a real time trip to Alpha Centauri game that just showed stars until you reached the planet and had the message: "You have reached Alpha Centauri, now go home!" Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002CA Fri May 07 08:24:43 2004 Subject: Man Behind the Sun screenings Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 08:24:43 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Man Behind the Sun Sun. 16th May, 4pm & Fri. 21st May, 9pm Australian Centre for the Moving Image (ACMI) Federation Square Melbourne More information here: http://www.heroic-cinema.com/goldenshadows/man-behind-the-sun.htm I remember reading one review that said the Australian censors turned the film off half way through as they couldn't stomach any more (It could be a beat up though.) From ???@0x000004EB Fri May 07 08:27:09 2004 Subject: Re: Orkut data leak Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Jacob W. Haller" References: <1gdd40v.wiwkdp1ex6mluN%yoof@jwgh.org> Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 08:27:09 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 yoof@jwgh.org (Jacob W. Haller) wrote in news:1gdd40v.wiwkdp1ex6mluN%yoof@jwgh.org: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> For some reason Google doesn't have many links about it - WHAT A >> SURPRISE HEY?????????????? > > It does seem suspicious that Google would link to two stories on the > subject whereas its competitors don't link to any stories at all. > Google's results are starting to screw up overall. I get most of my news about Google from the webmasterworld site. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000347 Fri May 07 08:29:28 2004 Subject: Not a film to see if you like cats Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 08:29:28 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Man Behind the Sun Sun. 16th May, 4pm & Fri. 21st May, 9pm Australian Centre for the Moving Image (ACMI) Federation Square Melbourne More info here (and a picture of a foetus in a jar - from the movie poster!) http://www.heroic-cinema.com/goldenshadows/man-behind-the-sun.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002CD Fri May 07 08:32:24 2004 Subject: Fun for all the family! Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 08:32:24 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Man Behind the Sun Sun. 16th May, 4pm & Fri. 21st May, 9pm Australian Centre for the Moving Image (ACMI) Federation Square Melbourne More info. here: http://www.heroic-cinema.com/goldenshadows/man-behind-the-sun.htm As it's GIT's last gig at their residency I won't be able to make it to the Sunday screening. Also I have to poke my eyes out on the 21st of May so I won't be making it then either. From ???@0x000006AA Fri May 07 09:52:30 2004 Subject: Re: Orkut data leak Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Jacob W. Haller" References: <1gdd40v.wiwkdp1ex6mluN%yoof@jwgh.org> <1gddn19.157o30h167fdpmN%yoof@jwgh.org> Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 09:52:30 +1000 Lines: 32 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 yoof@jwgh.org (Jacob W. Haller) wrote in news:1gddn19.157o30h167fdpmN%yoof@jwgh.org: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> yoof@jwgh.org (Jacob W. Haller) wrote in >> news:1gdd40v.wiwkdp1ex6mluN%yoof@jwgh.org: >> >> > It does seem suspicious that Google would link to two stories on >> > the subject whereas its competitors don't link to any stories at >> > all. >> > >> Google's results are starting to screw up overall. > > Yes, I'm quite disappointed at how it provided more information than > the other sites I consulted. It's like Google wants to be useful or > something. Bastards. As noted the Google backlash has started, most likely due to competitors who want to lower the stock price when the IPO is launched. Similarly to Microsoft, it's not like anyone is going to use a different method of searching now. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000D48 Fri May 07 09:53:09 2004 Subject: Movies I saw last night Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 09:53:09 +1000 Lines: 72 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Bodyguard from Beijing Starring: Jet Li - Bodyguard Christy Cheung - Witness A crack Chinese Red Army bodyguard is assigned to protect a witness in a murder case, something neither of them agree with, but they have no choice in the matter. As usual in these types of movies, Stockholm Syndrome develops but not before some excellent set pieces including the shootout in the shopping mall and a nasty assassin trying to get the body of his brother back (Hint : if someone stuffs something in you mouth, say a roll of banknotes, breathe through your nose stupid!) Jet Li is excellent in this movie in the gunplay scenes and even better in the final showdown between the assassin and the other hired killers. As with the movie "My Father is a Hero" I would warn that this movie has some bad stuff happening to kids in it. I would recommend this movie to people who have seen Jet Li movies such as the Once Upon a Time in China series and want to see how he plays a more modern character (without having to watch Hollywood movies.) === The Barefooted Kid Starring: Aaron Kwok - The Kid Maggie Cheung - Owner of the Four Winders Dyers Ti Lung - assistant to the Owner Aaron Kwok plays a fresh-faced country bumpkin who arrives in town looking for work after his father dies. He ends up at the Four Winds Dyers run by a widow played by Maggie Cheung and her assistant played by Ti Lung. Things are not going well for them as the right hand man of the local Lord is corrupt and hassling them all the time to get control of their business. The Kid tries to help them out, but is a bit overenthusiastic and is told to leave before he gets them into more trouble. Just as he is about to leave on the ferry his girlfriend of sorts (the one who tricked him into learning how to write "sonoabitch" instead of his real name - primary school teachers can be really mean sometimes), comes to see him off and he decides to take a job with the Lord's assistant so he won't be bullied. Settling in to his new shoes and fine pimpin' clothes he rushes back to his friends to give them presents, only to find his girlfriend is not too impressed with his new job (you can't please everyone.) Also the evil dude is trying to set him up for a fall so you just know what is coming. There are some great fighting scenes towards the end though. I have to admit I forgot some of the plot of this movie as whenever Maggie Cheung appeared on screen I only watched her. I did like Aaron Kwok in the fight scenes though, especially in the tournament where he big black foot marks on peoples faces. I don't know if he is in many other Kung Fu movies though. If you like dramatic Kung Fu movies that are different to the usual Shaolin Temple vs. Bad Guys setting I would recommend this movie to you. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000D46 Fri May 07 10:07:48 2004 Subject: Hong Kong Movie Reviews (6th May) Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.films Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 10:07:48 +1000 Lines: 72 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Bodyguard from Beijing Starring: Jet Li - Bodyguard Christy Cheung - Witness A crack Chinese Red Army bodyguard is assigned to protect a witness in a murder case, something neither of them agree with, but they have no choice in the matter. As usual in these types of movies, Stockholm Syndrome develops but not before some excellent set pieces including the shootout in the shopping mall and a nasty assassin trying to get the body of his brother back (Hint : if someone stuffs something in you mouth, say a roll of banknotes, breathe through your nose stupid!) Jet Li is excellent in this movie in the gunplay scenes and even better in the final showdown between the assassin and the other hired killers. As with the movie "My Father is a Hero" I would warn that this movie has some bad stuff happening to kids in it. I would recommend this movie to people who have seen Jet Li movies such as the Once Upon a Time in China series and want to see how he plays a more modern character (without having to watch Hollywood movies.) === The Barefooted Kid Starring: Aaron Kwok - The Kid Maggie Cheung - Owner of the Four Winders Dyers Ti Lung - assistant to the Owner Aaron Kwok plays a fresh-faced country bumpkin who arrives in town looking for work after his father dies. He ends up at the Four Winds Dyers run by a widow played by Maggie Cheung and her assistant played by Ti Lung. Things are not going well for them as the right hand man of the local Lord is corrupt and hassling them all the time to get control of their business. The Kid tries to help them out, but is a bit overenthusiastic and is told to leave before he gets them into more trouble. Just as he is about to leave on the ferry his girlfriend of sorts (the one who tricked him into learning how to write "sonoabitch" instead of his real name - primary school teachers can be really mean sometimes), comes to see him off and he decides to take a job with the Lord's assistant so he won't be bullied. Settling in to his new shoes and fine pimpin' clothes he rushes back to his friends to give them presents, only to find his girlfriend is not too impressed with his new job (you can't please everyone.) Also the evil dude is trying to set him up for a fall so you just know what is coming. There are some great fighting scenes towards the end though. I have to admit I forgot some of the plot of this movie as whenever Maggie Cheung appeared on screen I only watched her. I did like Aaron Kwok in the fight scenes though, especially in the tournament where he big black foot marks on peoples faces. I don't know if he is in many other Kung Fu movies though. If you like dramatic Kung Fu movies that are different to the usual Shaolin Temple vs. Bad Guys setting I would recommend this movie to you. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000178 Fri May 07 11:10:00 2004 Subject: Anyone got her number? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 11:10:00 +1000 Lines: 2 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/05/06/1083635286181.html?from=top5 From ???@0x000004F0 Fri May 07 13:15:28 2004 Subject: Re: Orkut data leak Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: robert lindsay References: Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 13:15:28 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 robert lindsay wrote in news:pan.2004.05.07.03.02.02.42728@comcast.net: > On Wed, 05 May 2004 02:19:47 +0000, Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> There have been reports of personal data from Orkut being leaked onto >> the web. Those of you with accounts may like to re-assess wether you >> want to continue using that site. > > Screw that. does anybody have any data that it actually WORKS in > getting c00t3r? California Club 30a St Kilda Rd St Kilda 3182 VIC Austria +61 3 9529 4727 Roxy works from 8pm onwards on weeknights. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000042B Fri May 07 13:16:53 2004 Subject: Re: SEND CANDY TO GEORGE Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.beable To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 13:16:53 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns94E16ABEC1FFBchumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > What's FedEx's shipping like? Would they take more than 2 weeks to > deliver package? A week to deliver package from Washington State to Massacussettes? I can send it from Austria to Canada in two (albeit for almost $50 Austrian) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000048E Fri May 07 13:31:27 2004 Subject: Re: INSTANT REVIEW: COLD OATS IN COLD MILK EATEN AT THE KEYBOARD Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Mark South References: <4099f01a$1_1@news.bluewin.ch> Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 13:31:27 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Mark South" wrote in news:4099f01a$1_1@news.bluewin.ch: > It's really refreshing in the mouth, really glues the spoon to the > bowl, and hits the stomach base harder than a lump of Kibo's ego. But > the sultanas give it TEXTURE and that makes it alright. > > Now how do I get it from between the keys of my keyboard...? I wouldn't want to eat ANYTHING that fell between the keys of my keyboard. It's going in biohazard disposal when it wears out as it is. Ta. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000628 Fri May 07 13:38:18 2004 Subject: Re: Man Behind the Sun screenings Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: Alraune References: Date: Fri, 07 May 2004 13:38:18 +1000 Lines: 32 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Alraune" wrote in news:OTBmc.288$KE6.98@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net: > "Tim Chmielewski" wrote in message > news:Xns94E255922DDC6chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4... > >> Man Behind the Sun >> Sun. 16th May, 4pm & Fri. 21st May, 9pm >> Australian Centre for the Moving Image (ACMI) >> Federation Square >> Melbourne >> >> More information here: >> http://www.heroic-cinema.com/goldenshadows/man-behind-the-sun.htm >> >> I remember reading one review that said the Australian censors turned >> the film off half way through as they couldn't stomach any more > > Hell, I turned it off halfway through. And I own it. The bloke screening it didn't even try and get people worked up about it so some crackpot could try and get the screening banned - wimp! This is in a country that banned Salo and Ken Park (the latter being at a film festival that normally doesn't have such restrictions - case in point being the uncut version of the Japanese film they showed called "Dead or Alive" at the Melbourne Film Festival in 2002.) Thanks. From ???@0x00000366 Mon May 10 09:47:24 2004 Subject: I usually reduce my photos for the web for a reason... Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 09:47:24 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com/retreat090504/index.htm One of the members of the band GIT asked if I could put the bigger versions of the photos up this time, so 14mb later. This is my favourite for the week: http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com/retreat090504/pages/gitretreat090504_ 008.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003F1 Mon May 10 10:06:42 2004 Subject: People on TV don't watch TV? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 10:06:42 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I have only heard someone who actually wrote a TV show comment about this once (for the Austrian series Pizza.) His thoughts on the matter is that if people who are on TV don't like watching it, then what good are they doing being on it in the first place. For at least the first two series of the show Pizza you could see this attitude reflected in the show, then Sleek the Elite left and it went to shite (with the exception of the "live" episode.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000353 Mon May 10 10:10:33 2004 Subject: Re: Super-Size Me Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Eb Oesch References: Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 10:10:33 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Eb Oesch wrote in news:MPG.1b063547d66814e98973a@news.verizon.net: > http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A7041-2004May6.html "Register now it's free and required" Try again. Ta. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000462 Mon May 10 13:20:17 2004 Subject: Re: Man Behind the Sun screenings Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: nikolai kingsley References: <2g43bcF3gdt2U1@uni-berlin.de> Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 13:20:17 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "nikolai kingsley" wrote in news:2g43bcF3gdt2U1@uni-berlin.de: > >> ... case in >> point being the uncut version of the Japanese film they showed called >> "Dead or Alive" at the Melbourne Film Festival in 2002.) > > > yeah, well. most films based on video games suck. even if the video > game in question is noted for large, bouncing breasts. Wrong movie, this was a yakuza movie with noodles exploding out of stomachs, dog fucking (even the main character said "for fuck's sake!") and shit baths caused by massive enemas. From ???@0x00000432 Mon May 10 14:06:04 2004 Subject: Re: What if a dalek was a medical practitioner? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.beable To: Beable van Polasm References: Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 14:06:04 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Beable van Polasm wrote in news:vgvfj6v96i.fsf@dingo.beable.com: > > DALEK: STATE! THE! NA! TURE! OF! THE! MED! I! CAL! EM! ERG! ENC! Y!! > > Patient: It hurts when I do this, Doctor. > > DALEK: EX! TERM! I! NATE! THE! DOC! TOR! EX! TER! MI! NATE! > DALEK: EX! TERM! I! NATE! EX! TERM! I! NATE! I'M! SICK! OF! SAY!ING! EX! TERM! I! NATE! TA! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000488 Mon May 10 14:13:37 2004 Subject: Re: (Politics) What I Don't Understand Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040508075324.20472.00000672@mb-m21.aol.com> Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 14:13:37 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040508075324.20472.00000672@mb-m21.aol.com: > is why they heck they took pictures! > > What's the point? Did they think that pictures couldn't be evidence? It was a government issued camera and they thought only their friends and family would see them. Also there has been some trouble with people trying to take pictures of other soldiers in the shower. It's just like M*A*S*H but 1000 times less wacky! Ta. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000235 Mon May 10 14:18:26 2004 Subject: The Washington Post has heap of those "prisoner abuse" photos Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Mon, 10 May 2004 14:18:26 +1000 Lines: 5 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 According to comp.risks 22.36 the Washington Post has a "massive digital archive" of photos similar (and worse) to those already seen. Has anyone tried to use a "for the greater good" argument to get access to it yet? From ???@0x000009F6 Tue May 11 07:49:03 2004 Subject: Prisoner Abuse, Australian Style Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 07:49:03 +1000 Lines: 61 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.news.com.au/common/printpage/0,6093,9522367,00.html Soldiers fined over kitten cruelty By Lloyd Jones May 10, 2004 SIX Australian soldiers have been fined $2,000 each after pleading guilty to cruelly treating kittens, one of which was dragged behind a motorcycle and three more set alight. The soldiers from Townsville's Lavarack Barracks appeared in the Townsville Magistrates Court today on one count each of cruelty to animals. Ben Charles David Lightbody, 21, Brett Michael Henry Neville, 26, Casey Mitchell Parker, 21, Geoffrey Martin Symonds, 20, Darryl Stephen Llewellin, 26, and Christopher James Murray, 19, were each fined $2,000 but had no conviction recorded against them. Lightbody and Neville were also disqualified from driving for six months. Police said the incident, in a residential part of the barracks on the evening of Easter Saturday this year, involved a litter of four kittens believed to be from a stray cat. Sergeant Paul Breitkreutz of Stuart police said the soldiers tied a rope around one kitten's neck then dragged it along a bitumen road.w He said the kitten survived that but was then placed behind the rear wheel of a vehicle. When the vehicle's handbrake was released, it rolled back and crushed the kitten to death. The three other kittens were then thrown one by one onto the road, where fuel was poured over them and they were set alight, Sgt Breitkreutz said. Police were notified of the incident by the Special Investigations Branch of the Army's military police on April 23 following information from other soldiers. Australian Defence Force spokesman Mark Tanzer today said such behaviour was totally unacceptable in the Australian Army and military police had promptly contacted Queensland police about the incident. "There was no delay whatsoever once the seriousness of the allegations was made known," he said. Mr Tanzer said the soldiers' commander would consider each one's record and determine what further course of action to take. In court today the soldiers, all from an army support battalion, said they would each voluntarily do 100 hours of community service with the RSPCA. AAP From ???@0x000006A2 Tue May 11 09:01:04 2004 Subject: Re: (Politics) What I Don't Understand Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: TimC References: <20040508075324.20472.00000672@mb-m21.aol.com> Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 09:01:04 +1000 Lines: 31 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-12197-18157-200405101911-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > James "Kibo" Parry (aka Bruce) was almost, but not quite, entirely > unlike tea: >> [on the shocking revelation that during wars, prisoners get >> mistreated] >> >> Tim Chmielewski (chuma@dcsi.net.au) wrote: >>> >>> [...] Also there has been some trouble with people >>> trying to take pictures of other soldiers in the shower. >> >> Yeah, those newfangled digital cameras keep shorting out unless you >> get a waterproof military model designed specifically for >> photographing grunts showering. Ask for Sony's new ShowerShot with >> the CrotchGrabber lens. > > I'm wanting one of those Sony X-ray cameras. Just for experimentation, > youknow? That would be an early model Sony Nightshot, check Ebay. Ta. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002B5 Tue May 11 11:32:07 2004 Subject: Is Toby still posting? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 11:32:07 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://groups.google.com.au/groups?selm=20015-36586041-56%40newsd- 144.iap.bryant.webtv.net&oe=UTF-8&output=gplain I think he would like it here. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000247 Tue May 11 13:09:43 2004 Subject: Upside-down pants? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 13:09:43 +1000 Lines: 9 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Why must I suddenly draw upside-down pants? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000006A3 Tue May 11 14:55:44 2004 Subject: This is still kicking around Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 11 May 2004 14:55:44 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I never did get this "Random story generator" working, it's more like a computer whacko yelling out words randomly from the dictionary. monastical rioters repousses inseminates afterburner camphor microfiches noncomplying experiments knowingest aspirations mattery degeneration recommendatory previously unknowingly goony erythrocyte antineutrons regenerated pesterer unearthed busher sectioning staunched inbreeder mensas astringes reprehends suppler champagnes saxhorns corrupter unhands swounds wanderers phalloid pointer semitruthful enacted shebangs corridors hyperventilation traitorously ordurous annihilated gauds torridity hunchbacked harmonizers backhoes reaver magister sneerer unifying tosspots reembody blinis psychotogenic cursedness husbander gunboat subspecific savourers resents pianofortes radiuses primness wyverns cyanin decriminalizes radiographs housefuls rerolled measurage flywheel balmily findable hatable beached befoulier tossups brocks tarting biens supernaturalness masochistic winterier unforetold wastes hektare unclasped players mangroves wursts revolutionize overbearingly pinspotters tangibility. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000403 Wed May 12 07:37:20 2004 Subject: Re: Upside-down pants? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Adam References: Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 07:37:20 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Adam wrote in news:k_9oc.624$bY6.5612736@news- text.cableinet.net: > On Tuesday 11 May 2004 04:02, Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> Why must I suddenly draw upside-down pants? > > "Draw" in what sense? On a piece of paper right beside where I put the time so I can show it to people who ask me what time it is. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000046F Wed May 12 09:54:02 2004 Subject: Re: One down, 8 more!! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tamara References: Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 09:54:02 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Tamara" wrote in news:Niboc.37930$pp.3272@news04.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com: > [cat story elided] The husband of one of my mother's former cow-orkers once tried to dissuade a cat from ruining some new planting on a steep enbankment by throwing half a brick, unfortunately it hit the cat which then fell down the embankment head first. Thinking he had broken the cat's neck he put in a bucket of water until it stopped moving and buried it. Imagine his surprise the next day to see the cat covered in dirt outside waitng to be fed. This was a different cat to the one my parents had, but it was a farm cat so they are tough buggers. Ta. From ???@0x00000420 Wed May 12 11:01:02 2004 Subject: Has this premise been beaten to death already? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 11:01:02 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Here's an idea for a romantic-comedy movie or at least a sitcom episode (I believe there may be a sitcom writer kicking around the place.) 1000 Kisses by Tim "Thanks" Chuma A committed lifetime nerd has a bet with a wealthy friend that he can get 1000 kisses in a day off women he does not know. Hilarity ensues when details of the bet hit the national media and he has to run away from busloads of women. Also he probably will have a real girlfriend by the end of the story. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004F3 Wed May 12 12:47:28 2004 Subject: Re: Has this premise been beaten to death already? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: TimC References: Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 12:47:28 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-4475-23121-200405121221-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > I'm reminded of (was it yours?) the ad for meningococcal(?) ad. > It be this one, ARRR!!! http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/lipsipsuckssmall.jpg It was just a scare campaign by the drug company to get people to buy their vaccine, you're more likely to get sexually abused by footballers or king hit from behind by bouncers if you go out to a nightclub. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000398 Wed May 12 14:35:58 2004 Subject: Fallout Tactics Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 14:35:58 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I bought this in a second hand games store on the weekend (they had Alpha Centauri there but I already have Civ3 and wanted something different.) It seems like it will be very challenging once I get up to higher level in it. I am a bit confused as to why they would have a level that was just wandering around in empty desert terrain (between the first level and the bunker.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002B5 Wed May 12 15:11:23 2004 Subject: Blues Clues meets the Flaming Lips? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 15:11:23 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I forgot I was on a record company mailing list: http://purepop.com.au/Artists/SongsForDustmites.html Anyone heard of this project? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003C0 Thu May 13 07:32:44 2004 Subject: Freeks & Geeks Review for Stephenls Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 07:32:44 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/freak&geeksreviewinpress.jpg Inpress is a street press magazine in Melbourne, Austria that is free for anyone to take at hotels, music stores and colleges around town. It usually lists locations bands are playing at (there are a lot of them) and does music reviews. There is a small movies & DVD section in it, but you have to be really hip to get into it. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000598 Thu May 13 07:40:25 2004 Subject: Re: Upside-down pants? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Adam References: Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 07:40:25 +1000 Lines: 33 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Adam wrote in news:tDjoc.1117$o14.9048221@news- text.cableinet.net: > On Tuesday 11 May 2004 22:30, Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> Adam wrote in news:k_9oc.624$bY6.5612736@news- >> text.cableinet.net: >> >>> On Tuesday 11 May 2004 04:02, Tim Chmielewski wrote: >>> >>>> Why must I suddenly draw upside-down pants? >>> >>> "Draw" in what sense? >> >> On a piece of paper right beside where I put the time so I can show it >> to people who ask me what time it is. > > Could you post an ASCII-art version? > > ==== ==== \___\ /___/ \ \ / / \ \_/ / \___|o__/ Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000449 Thu May 13 08:35:38 2004 Subject: Re: Iraqi video shows US contractor beheading (nooz) Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: fungus References: <58b9a$40a11c4b$d1cc5ac4$4581@snip.allthenewsgroups.com> Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 08:35:38 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 fungus wrote in news:ciooc.313022$A6.1221523@telenews.teleline.es: > Somebody needs to give those guys a basic course in video > production techniques. They can afford guns, bullets, > Toyota flatbed trucks... but not a cheapo DV camcorder > and some video editing software? Some of the video I have seen looks like it was originally taken with an ordinary digital camera that has a "video clip" function then transfered to video. They wouldn't be able to carry around a full sized video camera for what they are doing. From ???@0x00000452 Thu May 13 11:03:37 2004 Subject: Re: NON-INSTANT REVIEW: Van Helsing (spoilers) Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Stephenls References: <2gfq6uF2eqrpU1@uni-berlin.de> Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 11:03:37 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Stephenls wrote in news:2gfq6uF2eqrpU1@uni-berlin.de: > MMM, HAM-Y. > > ... > > It's good on its own terms. I really enjoyed it, once I realized: > > a) It's a cartoon. I thought there was an anime version of it already. From the preview I saw it looks really violent animated. Also someone once described the film "Blood - The Last Vampire" as Buffy with PMS (she did actually have that in the original film version.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004C7 Thu May 13 14:44:02 2004 Subject: Re: Excuses Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.folklore.urban To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040512080832.28000.00000595@mb-m25.aol.com> Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 14:44:02 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040512080832.28000.00000595@mb-m25.aol.com: > Ugh. Encountered someone who claimed the only reason she posted (some > hoary old story) without any disclaimers that it was fake was for > entertainment reasons. Hi Lots, what are you doing over here? The Australian media runs stories like that all the time (mostly in the tabloid newspapers & commercial TV) and they never put any disclaimers on them. Unluckily for them there is a show called MediaWatch which regularly makes fools of them. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000026E Thu May 13 15:24:36 2004 Subject: Hot Sauce website for Kibo to laugh at Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 15:24:36 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.redbackchilli.com.au/ The spiders! The spiders! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003B7 Thu May 13 15:45:32 2004 Subject: The world's most expensive coffee table book Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 13 May 2004 15:45:32 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 G.O.A.T - A Tribute to Muhammad Ali http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/3822816272/qid= 1084426872/sr=8-1/ref=pd_ka_1/102-2102708-0832119?v=glance&s=books&n= 507846 or http://tinyurl.com/2pp8h I was thinking of buying this for my dad, but I don't have this much money (it's $6000AUD) The print run can't be that limited that they needed to have the price so high. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000550 Fri May 14 08:15:17 2004 Subject: Re: Skit House - How Long Till They Cancel This Utter Garbage? Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv To: "Christopher M. J" References: <80723ff4.0405130508.586d17df@posting.google.com> Date: Fri, 14 May 2004 08:15:17 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 cmwmjt@netspace.net.au (Christopher M. J) wrote in news:80723ff4.0405130508.586d17df@posting.google.com: > I watched it last night, nothing else to watch, I had to say I thought > most episodes i've seen were piss poor pathetic, this was the worst. > > Firstly, Tripod WHAT ON EARTH are these idiots doing on the show? > They're just simply not funny. The phone skit was just stupid, and > predictable. > Tripod sold out all their shows at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival this year so they must be doing something right. I think the main problem Skithouse has is that there are too many writers which makes the quality vary throughout the episodes. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000042D Fri May 14 08:16:48 2004 Subject: Re: Skit House - How Long Till They Cancel This Utter Garbage? Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv To: David Z References: <80723ff4.0405130508.586d17df@posting.google.com> Date: Fri, 14 May 2004 08:16:48 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "David Z" wrote in news:tfLoc.36464$TT.26757@news-server.bigpond.net.au: > Which one of the guys on the show plays the fast bowler? I can't > figure it out. Tom Gleeson, he's come a long way from the nervous fellow I saw a few years ago at the Goodies convention in Melbourne. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000034C Fri May 14 10:05:40 2004 Subject: I don't see anything weird here Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 14 May 2004 10:05:40 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 One of the people who shares my section of the office said it was weird that I have a photo of myself with a former cow-orker taken on the day they left. I don't see anything strange about it. I just wanted to remember when I had a lot more reason to come to work due to that person. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000024A Fri May 14 13:04:06 2004 Subject: Stupid Fedex! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 14 May 2004 13:04:06 +1000 Lines: 9 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 How could they mix up "Brookline" and "Brocktown"? ARRRRRR! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000043E Mon May 17 08:15:07 2004 Subject: Re: How they did the Dr Title sequence Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Serpas References: <9fudnSfm8bbXajvdRVn-tw@io.com> Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 08:15:07 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 wretch@io.com (Tim Serpas) wrote in news:9fudnSfm8bbXajvdRVn-tw@io.com: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: >>In Windows Media Format (sorry Mac users, I don't have Quicktime Pro) >>http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/drwhostyleshenaningans.wmv > > If you ever have kids, we're so blackmailing you. A soon as they learn how to use Google Groups search I'll have no chance anyway. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002B9 Mon May 17 08:17:37 2004 Subject: Hitlerphone! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 08:17:37 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I found out that my phone lets me SMS swastikas to people. Are they the Nazi ones or not Claudine? If so I have to remember not to send them to some people. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002F2 Mon May 17 08:43:30 2004 Subject: This Baghdad is fine to visit Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 08:43:30 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Bagdad, Tasmania, Austria that is http://www.bagdad.tco.asn.au/main.html http://www.bagdad.tased.edu.au/ I reckon they hid the WMD's here instead, those kids at the local market look a bit suss... Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002E8 Mon May 17 09:02:46 2004 Subject: Lord of the Rings arm tattoo Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 09:02:46 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 A very good looking woman at the pub yesterday had the "one ring" script tattooed around her arm. Arr! She was so chunky, you could carve it! (sex jokes left as an exercise to the reader.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000427 Mon May 17 13:25:05 2004 Subject: Re: SPoD Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: TimC References: <40a80219.893838982@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 13:25:05 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-25348-4406-200405171142-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > Darla Vladschyk (aka Bruce) was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike > tea: > > The subject line stands for "Scientific Proof of Dog"? > Their is a band called SPOD that plays around Melbourne, Austria. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000397 Mon May 17 13:47:50 2004 Subject: New video to replace the icky head-cutting off one on websites Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 13:47:50 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Eastern Condors http://hkmovies.timchuma.com/easterncondors.htm http://www.gleeson0.demon.co.uk/martlaw.htm http://www.stomptokyo.com/movies/eastern-condors.html In particular the last minute or so of dialogue, even just to save the tape from breaking when people in the Middle East keep rewinding the tape to play it again. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000042F Mon May 17 14:46:54 2004 Subject: Re: "Hello Kitty Rant" Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Seth Goldin References: Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 14:46:54 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 sethgoldin@cox.net (Seth Goldin) wrote in news:a4132446.0405140823.2103614@posting.google.com: > This is my "Hello Kitty Rant." > > What are you guys doing, constantly talking about Hello Kitty? That > show is supposed to be for little 3-year-old girls! You guys start > worshipping the weird Japanese cartoon as a goddess or something. Maddox did this better than you, go bother him: http://maddox.xmission.com Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002F3 Mon May 17 15:54:40 2004 Subject: Hazmat suits protect you from Baby Geniuses? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 17 May 2004 15:54:40 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 All the people on this page are wearing Hazmat suits to protect them from the screen showing Baby Genisues at the top of the page: http://www.americaspersonalsecurity.com/levhazsuit.html Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000042C Tue May 18 07:42:37 2004 Subject: Bubblestock 2 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 07:42:37 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 For those of you in Melbourne who missed going to see GIT at their ONLY RESIDENCY FOR THE YEAR (TimC and Claudine pay attention) you can make it up by going to "Bubblestock 2" as Suzannah Espie is a special guest there: http://photos.timchuma.com/melbourne/bubblestock2.jpg Also playing is Shonkytonk and the Large No. 12's Photos from the last Bubblestock http://photos.timchuma.com/bubblestock2004/index.htm Photos of the Large No.12's playing at the same venue http://photos.timchuma.com/largeno12s020504/index.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004E4 Tue May 18 07:50:52 2004 Subject: Bubblestock 2 at the Pint on Punt Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 07:50:52 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I was given a heap of these and asked to hand them out around town: http://photos.timchuma.com/melbourne/bubblestock2.jpg Photos from the last Bubblestock with Shonkytonk http://photos.timchuma.com/bubblestock2004/index.htm Photos of the Large No.12's playing at the same venue http://photos.timchuma.com/largeno12s020504/index.htm Suzannah Espie from GIT is doing a special guest spot with Fred Negro's band (GIT is having a spell at the moment.) After bagging the pub on his radio show, Johnny Von Goes went and saw the Large No. 12's the other week (which also showed up in the pub strip.) I will post photos and a review of the day next Monday but I can't drink the beer for you. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000031E Tue May 18 08:58:09 2004 Subject: "This is a Heavy Product" stickers Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 08:58:09 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I was given a 'zine about underground stickers which included a section of photos featuring "This is a Heavy Product" stickers in places all around the world including Baghdad. Has anyone else seen any of them in more exotic locations? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005BA Tue May 18 09:26:14 2004 Subject: People that have used the photos I have been taking so far Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 09:26:14 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Red Hot Poker Dots - tour poster, CD single cover, photos on their site The Bankers - bio sheet they send out to band bookers Town Bikes - My videos of them used on their show reel The Twits - link to my fan site on every email they send out (I also act as their memory for the gigs they do.) GIT : link to my fan site from theirs, they talk to me in the audience during their shows (this is why I wanted you to come Claudine) No payment for photos (I would never ask unless it was agreed first), but free CDs, name on the door at some gigs plus a few other things make up for it. Also my parent might be taking my digital camera to my cousin's wedding in the US with them. (hooray! I get a break from taking it everywhere!) Hopefully they won't end up dropping it out of a raft on the Colorado River when they are going down it on their "adventure tour". Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000458 Tue May 18 10:01:08 2004 Subject: Re: Instant Review: Troy Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Darla Vladschyk References: <40a94e7e.17246819@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 10:01:08 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote in news:40a94e7e.17246819@news.eastlink.ca: > Peter O'Toole is fine. Really. He looks a little like he's hopped up > on goofballs some of the time, but he does some splendid > scenery-chewing. I still like the "I'm Peter O'Toole and I'm here dressed as a nun!" story that I heard him tell on a chat show once. > > Pay afternoon prices if you can. I am going tonight as it is the cheap night. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000370 Tue May 18 10:03:37 2004 Subject: Acupuncture can help with this? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 10:03:37 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 A few months ago I got a brochure for the local accupuncturist in my mailbox and just before it went straight in the bin I saw that it claimed to help with things such as "severe clumsiness" and also "difficulty swallowing" and an "overactive gag reflex" - now why would someone need treatment for those two in particular? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002F8 Tue May 18 11:20:36 2004 Subject: GIT video Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 11:20:36 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Hawaiian War Chant (or CHUCK-A-WALLY-WALLY as it is called by some people) http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com/videos/hawaiianwarchant.wmv Filmed with my digital camera at their last residency gig at the Retreat Hotel on Sunday. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005D5 Tue May 18 15:40:47 2004 Subject: Re: Headless Chicken fun Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: The Avocado Avenger References: <40A9967C.91443121@io.com> Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 15:40:47 +1000 Lines: 31 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The Avocado Avenger wrote in news:40A9967C.91443121@io.com: > Wiblur the Once wrote: > >> The real fun for me was when they started the eating contests. > > IWPTA "when they started eating the contestants". > >> After the contests, we participated in the Chicken Bingo, in which >> they had a big cage with several numbered papers taped to the bottom. >> They had fed several chickens cat food (which has a laxitive effect >> on the poor birds) and placed them into the cages. The first number >> to get pooped on was the winner (numbers cost 25 cents each, the >> winner got $1.00). > > Someone spent a long, long time thinking this game up. That makes > me > sad. It's a reasonably common game that you can play with most farm animals if you have the time. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000292 Tue May 18 15:49:03 2004 Subject: DO YOU HAVE ALOT OF NIC NACKS SITTING OUTSIDE IN YOUR YARD>>>>>>>> Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 18 May 2004 15:49:03 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DO YOU HAVE MANY IN YOUR YARD>>>> I DO HAVE SEVERAL THINGS.... ~ HUGS ~ -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000006C2 Wed May 19 08:36:48 2004 Subject: Re: SPoD Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Faceless Man References: <40a80219.893838982@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 08:36:48 +1000 Lines: 35 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Faceless Man wrote in news:anome-5260B2.22525418052004@news01.comindico.com.au: > In article , > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> TimC wrote in >> news:slrn-0.9.7.4-25348-4406-200405171142-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: >> >> > Darla Vladschyk (aka Bruce) was almost, but not quite, entirely >> > unlike tea: >> > >> > The subject line stands for "Scientific Proof of Dog"? >> > >> >> Their is a band called SPOD that plays around Melbourne, Austria. > > And sings songs (if you can call it that) about Ryde in Sydney. > > Not so much a band as one guy with some backing. Sounds a bit like this band - Team Plastique: http://photos.timchuma.com/teamplastique/index_2.htm http://photos.timchuma.com/teamplastique/index_3.htm (They are the same photos I posted before so don't get excited.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004F2 Wed May 19 08:38:44 2004 Subject: Re: "Hello Kitty Rant" Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Kevin S. Wilson" References: <3hv9a0hqt05b58qs1gmkkdn07meebcmijc@4ax.com> Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 08:38:44 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Kevin S. Wilson wrote in news:iqaka0hm277i1st9cosj24undhtknmqcf7@4ax.com: > I contend that a movie based on a book should be accurately reflect > the book's plot. If they're going to base "Troy" on "The Odyssey," > thehn they should stick to "The Odyssey." That includes portraying > Helen as she was known to be: plain and ungainly, with a peasant's > countenance. > I think there was a Terry Pratchett Discworld book that dealt with this also. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000545 Wed May 19 08:42:16 2004 Subject: Re: Instant Review: Troy Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Keltie References: <40a94e7e.17246819@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 08:42:16 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Keltie wrote in news:OYWdnUtN4OB04DfdRVn-tA@magma.ca: > > Darla Vladschyk wrote: > >> Pretty non-Homerian, which isn't *always* a Bad Thing. Didn't miss >> The Godz, DID miss the Homerian relationship between Achilles and >> Patroclus. > > AAAAAH! No Cassandra! Where is Cassandra? > > The movie was not good due to the absence of Cassandra. And yes, also > due to Brad Pitt playing Achilles as a straight dude. Bleh. I saw Brad Pitt and Eric Bana on some talk shows and they mentioned the short skirts. They didn't go into the real reason why at least the Spartans wore such attire (some sort initation ritual according to a friend of mine.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000A64 Wed May 19 08:48:22 2004 Subject: Re: Bubblestock 2 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: TimC References: Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 08:48:22 +1000 Lines: 68 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-16897-3219-200405190018-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: >> I thought you said you wanted to go? > > I did. After I found out they played double bass, but before I found > out they played country music. You are probably better off going to see the Red Hot Poker Dots then (rockabilly), or you could if they weren't going on tour in the USA for four months: JUNE 2004 * JETLAGGED AND JITTERY TOUR U.S.A 2004 * MORE SHOWS TO BE ANNOUNCED 4th FITZGERALDS PUB HUNTINGTON BEACH CA 5th INDUSTRY SHOWCASE LAGUNA BEACH CA 11th THE JINX SAVANNAH GA 12th THE HANGNAIL GALLERY AUGUSTA GA 16th ECHO LOUNGE ATLANTA GA 19th YOUNG AVENUE DELI MEMPHIS TN tbc 20th ANDY'S BAR AND GRILL DENTON TX tbc 21st CONTINENTAL CLUB AUSTIN TX 23rd THE COVE SAN ANTONIO TX tbc 24th RUDYARDS HOUSTON TX 26th LOUNGE LIZARDS NEW ORLEANS LA JULY 2004 2nd 40 WATT CLUB ATHENS GA tbc 4th HEAVY REBEL WEEKENDER WINSTON-SALEM N.C. 8th BEACHLAND BALLROOM CLEVELAND OH tbc 9th MELODY INN INDIANAPOLIS IN tbc 10th EMPTY BOTTLE CHICAGO IL tbc 13th HIGH FIVE BAR COLUMBUS OH tbc 14th PHOENIX BALLROOM LEXINGTON KY tbc 15th EMPTY GLASS CHARLESTON WV 16th KINGS BARCADE RALEIGH NC 17th THE CAVE CHAPEL HILL NC 21st - 24th ATLANTIS MUSIC FESTIVAL ATLANTA GA 31st NEW BROOKLYN TAVERN COLUMBIA SC tbc AUGUST 2004 5th WESTVILLE PUB ASHVILLE NC 6th DAILY GRIND MURPHY NC 20th - 22nd SLEAZEFEST CHAPLE HILL NC These places should be near at least some of you. Photos of the band here: http://photos.timchuma.com More photos (some by me), information & mp3 tracks here: http://www.redhotpokerdots.com Also if you buy the "Country Bubble" CD it will have a photo I took of the band on it. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003BE Wed May 19 11:07:10 2004 Subject: For Matt McIrvin - Hong Kong Movie Screening Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 11:07:10 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Have you heard about this screening? http://www.coolidge.org/s_mid_vote.html Although there are only 2 cinemas outside of Chinese speaking countries that screen Hong Kong movies full time (Chinatown Cinema in Melbourne is one of them) there are a lot of "Hong Kong Movie Nights" around the place that have been going for a while (long before Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon came out.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000006AD Wed May 19 11:12:10 2004 Subject: Re: Instant Review: Troy Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Darla Vladschyk References: <40a94e7e.17246819@news.eastlink.ca> <40aaae82.107363049@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 11:12:10 +1000 Lines: 29 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote in news:40aaae82.107363049@news.eastlink.ca: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >>The person I saw it with turns out to own about 300 DVDs at home so >>when the movie ended up boring them they would say when the next ad >>would be if it was on TV. I haven't been to the movies with anyone >>else for a while so I just kept quiet. > > I would have shot them dead. But then I am menopausal AND American. > I told her that she should watch "Mystery Science Theater 3000 - the movie" (I think it is available in Australia) as it has the robots making comments all through the movie. Also a bloke in a Toronto Maple Leafs jacket sat next to us in the cinema (Ice Hockey is virtually unknown in Austria due to it being so hot all the time and not many ice rinks - hence the lack of Winter Olympics gold medals - except for when people fall over.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000325 Wed May 19 13:32:14 2004 Subject: New Google Groups Beta Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 13:32:14 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://groups-beta.google.com/group/alt.religion.kibology Looks like a step up from the regular interface which hasn't changed in years. It reminds me a bit of the Yahoo Groups layout (without the bit where it can't seem to register my email properly.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000476 Wed May 19 15:32:04 2004 Subject: Re: Photographing near Poker Machine Premises Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: Maverick References: Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 15:32:04 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Maverick" wrote in news:Iqxqc.46574$TT.42190@news-server.bigpond.net.au: > I recnetly was photographing a friend standing outside Zagames in > Caulfield and I was a approached by a Police Officer who informed me > that I was not allowed to photograph in proximity of a Lisenced Gaming > Venue due to Privacy Laws. I would stay away from that place as I once saw the bouncers eject someone and chase them down the road as they were being meatheads. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000007A5 Wed May 19 16:01:43 2004 Subject: Re: Bubblestock 2 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: TimC References: Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 16:01:43 +1000 Lines: 39 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-16897-3219-200405190018-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > Tim Chmielewski (aka Bruce) was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike > tea: >> TimC wrote in >> news:slrn-0.9.7.4-4812-20639-200405181816-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: >> >>> What about Kibo? You *never* pick on Kibo! >>> >> Kibo is on the other side of the world and doesn't like country music >> so I couldn't ask him. >> >> I thought you said you wanted to go? > > I did. After I found out they played double bass, but before I found > out they played country music. > > ner ner! Pokes ear out at you. > Also the bar staff at the Pint on Punt are good value: http://photos.timchuma.com/spacecowboys080504/pages/spacecowboys080504_ 002.htm http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/stpatricksday2004/pages/stpatrick sday2004_022.htm http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/stpatricksday2004/pages/stpatrick sday2004_017.htm http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/bdo2004/pages/twitsbdo2004_ 007.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004BB Wed May 19 16:06:44 2004 Subject: Re: new orleans Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Nick Bensema References: <2grhdiF5vn57U1@uni-berlin.de> <6PidncANzqg7uDfdRVn-ig@io.com> Date: Wed, 19 May 2004 16:06:44 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 nickb@io.com (Nick Bensema) wrote in news:UeCdnRr4ZODVczfdRVn-hQ@io.com: > I shan't. I consulted him before booking the plane trip, so that he > could tell me if my trip would be ill-timed for some reason known only > to locals. > Like the best time to go to the Mardi Gras actually being the couple of weeks leading up to it. I saw it on a travel show once as they explained it has the same things happening, but with less crowds. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002EA Thu May 20 08:14:06 2004 Subject: Stupid Ass Fedex Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 08:14:06 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 You'd after FOUR TRIES at delivering a package they would just leave a "you have a package to be picked up" notice at the delivery address and not just keep loading it onto the truck for delivery each day. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003A3 Thu May 20 08:15:40 2004 Subject: Re: Introducing: The German Toilet Ghost Dominatrix! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Mark South References: <40ab5da6$1_2@news.bluewin.ch> Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 08:15:40 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Mark South" wrote in news:40ab5da6$1_2@news.bluewin.ch: > http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&q=German+Toilet+Ghost+D > ominatrix No, that just got German caviar videos and Nazi websites. thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000041B Thu May 20 12:46:38 2004 Subject: Re: Stupid Ass Fedex Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: David DeLaney References: Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 12:46:38 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote in news:slrncao1h8.da3.dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com: > That being said, however, all three of those stay open late so you can > go get the package after work the next day, which is lightyears ahead > of UPS. > I am going to choose the best quality shipping for my next package that is going to Canada (next week.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000423 Thu May 20 12:48:14 2004 Subject: Re: Stupid Ass Fedex Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: David DeLaney References: Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 12:48:14 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote in news:slrncao1h8.da3.dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com: > Dave "you may not have UPS in your country; if so FORTIFY YOUR BORDERS > AND > WALDENBOOKS" DeLaney Too late! Australia Post (the government mail system) is what people use mostly and private couriers for important business documents and other large shipments. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000038C Thu May 20 13:33:55 2004 Subject: Re: How to write a Law and Order episode Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040519200123.09204.00000761@mb-m17.aol.com> Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 13:33:55 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040519200123.09204.00000761@mb-m17.aol.com: > [list elided] What about that episode where the killer turned out to be someone playing a video game - huh? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000029D Thu May 20 13:46:24 2004 Subject: Enough already Conan! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 13:46:24 +1000 Lines: 10 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The "Walker, Texas Ranger clip lever" was funny for one show, but did you have to put in a "Nightrider clip bell pull" also? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000023C Thu May 20 13:51:31 2004 Subject: Washing Machine vs. Chick Tract Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 13:51:31 +1000 Lines: 9 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Washing Machine Wins! DANG! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000037A Thu May 20 14:03:07 2004 Subject: Re: Legendary lost album "SMILE" to be released! Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv,aus.music To: "Matthew, The Legend Of." <> References: <4d7c31d7e5731f41ce0306b77f9d616b@news.bubbanews.com> Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 14:03:07 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Matthew, The Legend Of." <> wrote in news:4d7c31d7e5731f41ce0306b77f9d616b@news.bubbanews.com: > YEEHHAA > > http://www.brianwilson.com/news/ This'll cheer Fred Negro up seeing as Collingwood has lost all season. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003CE Thu May 20 14:31:33 2004 Subject: Conan's show screening in Australia Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.fan.conan-obrien Date: Thu, 20 May 2004 14:31:33 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 As it screens really late I don't usually watch the show (on the Comedy Channel in Australia) except on Thursdays and Fridays. When I do watch it I usually keep watching for Naked News which screens straight after it (aparently it is the only TV network that screens it as part of normal programming.) I tried to post a message to the show's forum, but I couldn't start a new thread even after I registered. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000031A Fri May 21 08:08:24 2004 Subject: Anyone seen this book? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 08:08:24 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Japanese Graphics Now! http://www.taschen.com/pages/en/catalogue/books/design/new/facts/03820.htm I read a review saying that the authors deliberately steered away from things such as tentacle pr0n and the usual anime stereotypes for this book. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000638 Fri May 21 08:09:40 2004 Subject: Re: Code Wasabi! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: TimC References: Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 08:09:40 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-10818-23046-200405202317-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > Tim Chmielewski (aka Bruce) was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike > tea: >> It's been a while, but I got sick of waiting for these people to get >> back to me about their videos and photos: >> http://videos.timchuma.com/teamplastiquerevolver/teamplastique1.wmv >> http://videos.timchuma.com/teamplastiquerevolver/teamplastique2.wmv >> http://videos.timchuma.com/teamplastiquerevolver/teamplastique3.wmv >> http://videos.timchuma.com/teamplastiquerevolver/teamplastique4.wmv >> http://videos.timchuma.com/teamplastiquerevolver/teamplastique5.wmv >> http://videos.timchuma.com/teamplastiquerevolver/teamplastique6.wmv > > Dude! When are they playing next? Check here: http://www.team-plastique.com/live.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003A2 Fri May 21 08:26:35 2004 Subject: Re: Walking for exercise Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040520112555.22537.00000851@mb-m29.aol.com> Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 08:26:35 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040520112555.22537.00000851@mb-m29.aol.com: > I've been walking two-to-four miles each week for the purposes of > exercising. > > Now I have no idea where I am. You are here=====> * Perth Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002DF Fri May 21 10:48:31 2004 Subject: Upcoming Washington DC sex scandal to distract everyone from Iraq Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 10:48:31 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Yet another blog, but this one has juicy details: http://www.wonkette.com/archives/the-lost-washingtonienne-wonkette- exclusive-etc-etc-004162.php Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002E7 Fri May 21 11:30:11 2004 Subject: The Town Bikes Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 11:30:11 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The Town Bikes dance group that I have seen a few times now: http://www.thetownbikes.com They have used some of my photos on their site and a couple of the videos I shot of them are on their show reel. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004C5 Fri May 21 13:03:51 2004 Subject: Re: Secret Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology To: The Avocado Avenger References: <21600-40AD3349-228@storefull-3274.bay.webtv.net> <40AD5BBF.7AA5B54E@io.com> Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 13:03:51 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The Avocado Avenger wrote in news:40AD5BBF.7AA5B54E@io.com: > NOW STAND BACK YOU ITs Mr Hole wrote: >> >> ..Asian Man! >> Secret, Asian Man! > > Yeah, me too, etc. etc. > > You can also sing "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas > porridge in the pot nine days old" to that weird 1970s "Leedo" song. Also I heard it in a routine by Emo Phillips on the radio - his brother stood on his head underwater and said it was a poem, to which he did the same and started "The Odessey by Homer".... Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000039A Fri May 21 14:30:29 2004 Subject: Re: Kibowatch '91 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 14:30:29 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Tim Chmielewski" wrote in news:c8k0fp$qm7 @odbk17.prod.google.com: > Can I stop re-reading it now? > > Thanks. > > Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn!Damn! Damn!Damn! Damn!Damn! Damn! (At least I know I can follow up 2 year old threads.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000077A Mon May 24 09:27:20 2004 Subject: Re: Dream with Kibo & Lots42 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 09:27:20 +1000 Lines: 38 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-2305041339390001@10.0.1.2: > Some Bozo: "You just won't eat ANYWHERE! Fine, you suggest a place." > > Kibo: "Nuclear Curry By The Bucket Inc." > > Some Bozo: "No, they have spicy food, and I'M A BIG BABY!" > For some reason I seem to always end up in Chinatown when I am meeting people in the city for dinner (so I have a vegetarian option just in case.) If I am by myself I go to the same Chinese noodle place all the time or just grab some BBQ Pork Buns. > Often the easiest solution is for me to go someplace like Burger King > with friends, because then they can get cheeseburgers and I can get > two hamburgers and we're all eating bland, non-threatening food. > If I am asked what I want, I am always going to want to go Indian > or Szechwan or Thai or something else where all the food has hot > peppers sticking out of it. And unfortunately, 99.999% of Americans > assume that everyone else loves cheese pizza as much as they do. > Have you ever had Szechwan Wan Dan? I saw it at a restaurant once in Sydney. I'm not too keen on having Thai after what happened last time (maybe the bloke didn't wash his hands.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000558 Mon May 24 10:03:58 2004 Subject: Re: Butt-based adverts Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: MarkEdwards References: Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 10:03:58 +1000 Lines: 30 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Mark-Edwards@comcast.net (MarkEdwards) wrote in news:BCD4FFBAyf@comcast.net: > What *IS* it with this butt-based advertising? > > I've been seeing gilrs in tight pants, with the names of some > companies silk screened on the backs of the pants. > > This does several things, as far as I'm concerned: > > 1 - ruins the view in some cases. > > 2 - tells me that the girl is a stupid git who is not worth a good > leer. > > 3 - forever associates that company with assholes, farts, and wide > asses who have no business wearing tight pants. "Biniki(tm) is a butt Bra!!(tm)" "Biniki(tm) is a butt Bra!!(tm)" Just make sure they are not wearing tight white pants with brown stains on the back as it annoys Archie Pu. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002CB Mon May 24 10:08:57 2004 Subject: Best thing I have seen on TV for a while Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 10:08:57 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 They played a "best of Dan Ackroyd from SNL" special last night. My two favourite skits were the "decabet" and the mid-air collision warning system. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002FC Mon May 24 10:17:43 2004 Subject: If you are chased by bees... Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 10:17:43 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "If bees begin flying around and/or stining you, DO NOT freeze; DO NOT swat them. Run away. If no shelter is available, run through bushes or high weeds." - GFPMD, Issue 9, Autumn 2004 (original source unknown) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000054B Mon May 24 10:21:14 2004 Subject: Re: Upcoming Washington DC sex scandal to distract everyone from Iraq Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: robert lindsay References: Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 10:21:14 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 robert lindsay wrote in news:pan.2004.05.22.01.27.44.685417@comcast.net: > On Fri, 21 May 2004 01:47:21 +0000, Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> Yet another blog, but this one has juicy details: >> http://www.wonkette.com/archives/the-lost-washingtonienne-wonkette- >> exclusive-etc-etc-004162.php > > eh, some young 20something is getting boned by higher ups on the hill. > Woo. And she takes money for it, woowoo. > > Wake me when we have a pic and some real details. Wake up! Interview with Jessica Culter (the woman behind the blog) http://www.dazereader.com/24000344.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003BE Mon May 24 10:23:28 2004 Subject: Re: Instant Review: Troy Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Bryce Utting References: <40a94e7e.17246819@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 10:23:28 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Bryce Utting wrote in news:c8osuo$19q$1 @lust.ihug.co.nz: > the day made up for itself by finding FOTR and TTT extended for > newzillundstani$55 each. woot! I thought everyone in NZ would have a got a free copy of the movies for being an extra in the film? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000038B Mon May 24 11:21:08 2004 Subject: Re: sirius black Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.harry-potter To: lk@joimail.com References: Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 11:21:08 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lk@joimail.com wrote in news:u1xlaemx7.fsf_-_@news.myjoi.net: > > Hi! I'm very excited about the 3rd Harry Potter movie! > I really enjoyed the first two! I'd like to see Harry Potter in another HP movie, a HP Lovecraft one that is! Cthulhu should eat them all. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000445 Mon May 24 11:22:40 2004 Subject: Re: christian pr0n Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "talysman the ur-beatle" References: Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 11:22:40 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "talysman the ur-beatle" wrote in news:c8qttl$upf@odah37.prod.google.com: > [ yep, this is the same post I've tried to post twice via my ISP's > server. damn, they suck. good thing Google doesn't. ] > > -> "Rick," a 20-year-old Krispy Kreme employee from Washington, > -> says he has a serious problem: He masturbates. > Bah! The Mormon Anti-Masturbation schtick has been done to death already. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000027C Mon May 24 12:37:25 2004 Subject: Arj & Poopy Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 12:37:25 +1000 Lines: 10 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 This cartoon is screening at the local film festival. From what I have seen on TV it is pretty funny. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000400 Mon May 24 12:43:56 2004 Subject: Re: Why Jaywalking Sucks Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040521191712.15763.00001957@mb-m16.aol.com> Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 12:43:56 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040521191712.15763.00001957@mb-m16.aol.com: > So one ding-dong dork decided that it was in the best interests of > being a suicidal idiot to jaywalk through an intersection I fear and > loathe. > That dream I had the other day involved me stopping you from trying to jaywalk - spooky! Ta. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003F6 Mon May 24 12:51:11 2004 Subject: Re: Yummies for your tummies Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Wiblur the Once References: Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 12:51:11 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Wiblur the Once wrote in news:Xns94F0601CF961Dwiblurcomcastnet@216.196.97.136: > I found these on a page listing the 25 weirdest things for sale on > Amazon. > Here's one for Archie Pu: http://tinyurl.com/2qswb (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000AH3N0/qid=/sr=/ref=cm _lm_asin/103-3999302-7640633?v=glance) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005EE Mon May 24 12:56:20 2004 Subject: Re: Radial Arm Saw Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Darla Vladschyk References: <40afae58.435001639@news.eastlink.ca> <40b0e1b4.513745116@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 12:56:20 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote in news:40b0e1b4.513745116@news.eastlink.ca: > phy wrote: > >>damn minipins. they just said they were cute and smart. they mentioned >>nothing about being impossible to housetrain. > > I had no idea! But Jacks are very smart as well--- maybe it's not an > inability to train, maybe it's just an arrogant stubborness? > I found a photo of two of the dogs my parents used to have (Jack Russel & Fox Terrier) while I was helping my Mum go through the boxes of photos at home for something she is working on. I should have brought it down for scanning as I don't have a copy and both those dogs are in Dog Heaven now. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000375 Mon May 24 13:16:17 2004 Subject: Re: Hidden daggers. Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 13:16:17 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-2105040214210001@10.0.1.2: > So I put it to you: What would be the worst possible consumer product > to come with unadvertised daggers hidden inside? > HULK HANDS RRRRR! HULK...OWWWW! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002E8 Mon May 24 14:59:23 2004 Subject: Where's my DVDs Initial D? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 14:59:23 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The shop I ordered it from was named after the game of the same name "Initial D" so I assume they're too busy sliding sideways around mountain roads with Tofu in the back of their hatchbacks... Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000662 Mon May 24 15:13:19 2004 Subject: Re: Upcoming Washington DC sex scandal to distract everyone from Iraq Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 15:13:19 +1000 Lines: 31 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns94F369532A745chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > robert lindsay wrote in > news:pan.2004.05.22.01.27.44.685417@comcast.net: > >> On Fri, 21 May 2004 01:47:21 +0000, Tim Chmielewski wrote: >> >>> Yet another blog, but this one has juicy details: >>> http://www.wonkette.com/archives/the-lost-washingtonienne-wonkette- >>> exclusive-etc-etc-004162.php >> >> eh, some young 20something is getting boned by higher ups on the hill. >> Woo. And she takes money for it, woowoo. >> >> Wake me when we have a pic and some real details. > Wake up! > > Interview with Jessica Culter (the woman behind the blog) > http://www.dazereader.com/24000344.htm She's since been fired (not surprisingly) http://news.independent.co.uk/world/americas/story.jsp?story=523977 Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000029A Mon May 24 15:20:38 2004 Subject: Yay for Maggie Cheung! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 15:20:38 +1000 Lines: 10 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I already heard about Farenheight 9/11 winning the Palm d'Or, but Maggie's best actress award at Cannes was a surprise. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000533 Tue May 25 08:07:14 2004 Subject: Re: The Town Bikes videos Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Kevin S. Wilson" References: Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 08:07:14 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Kevin S. Wilson wrote in news:uav3b05ek3qp5qp8id7lql8k200guhmhn1@4ax.com: > On 24 May 2004 11:17:27 GMT, Tim Chmielewski > wrote: > >>Revolver Upstairs > > But I 'ardly know 'er! > > Those are some . . . . interesting videos, TimChuma. I suggest holding > onto them. Even hot chycks like those two eventually settle down and > have kids. I'd say that when the kids are about 15, you've got some > prime blackmail material there. > Their official website is here: http://www.thetownbikes.com (as if the Flash animation on the front of the site isn't enough blackmail material.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002E0 Tue May 25 08:19:26 2004 Subject: Cutting edge IT satire in Austria Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 08:19:26 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The Defrag column on the back of the Australian newspaper's IT section is showing how up to date it is by suggesting a "top 10" column for PawSense - only about 5 years too late! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000554 Tue May 25 08:25:59 2004 Subject: Re: Rugby League SHENANIGANS Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: John Burrage References: <40b1ed28.1524987@news.m.iinet.net.au> Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 08:25:59 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 jburrage@cyllene.uwa.edu.au (John Burrage) wrote in news:40b1ed28.1524987@news.m.iinet.net.au: > > Doubtless our man-on-the-spot Maso, or the > man-relatively-near-the-spot Beable will have more on this fascinating > story, but the New South Wales rugby league side's preparations for > State of Origin has been thrown into DISARRAY after: > > 1. Player makes OBSCENE phone call using teamates phone! He must have been talking to Warney? > 2. Several players visit KNOCKING SHOP after drinking BEER! Why is this even a story? At least they were sensible and didn't harrass any women at nightclubs. There are some clubs that get pro's to come to their hotels discretely to save all the trouble. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000031F Tue May 25 10:14:06 2004 Subject: Movie for Kibo Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 10:14:06 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Old Boy, dir. Chan Wook Park, South Korea, 2003 A man is locked in a room with only a television for 15 years. Once he is released his goal in life is to find the person who put him in that position and kill him in the slowest and most painful way possible. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002AB Tue May 25 12:54:34 2004 Subject: The Epic of Gilgamesh told with action figures Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 12:54:34 +1000 Lines: 10 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Part of the "Next Wave" art festival in Melbourne, Austria: http://www.nextwave.org.au/2003/kickstart/minutia.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003AF Tue May 25 13:28:45 2004 Subject: No need to jump on UL tellers all the time Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.folklore.urban Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 13:28:45 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 If someone you know is telling a story you know to be an urban legend, but they are getting really excited about it and have people who seem interested listening on, sometimes it is best to just leave it and let them find out for themselves later. Oral storytelling is a fast dying tradition, so there's no need to stop on everything you hear. Any opinions on this issue? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000296 Tue May 25 13:54:45 2004 Subject: Rock'n'Roll Wrestling returns Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 13:54:45 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I saw the poster for it last night. It looks like it will be on in early August and at a different venue this time. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000031F Tue May 25 14:52:36 2004 Subject: It's a good title, but not much else Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 14:52:36 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Attention John Burrage: If you hear of a movie called "Capitalist Manifesto: Working Men of All Countries, Accumulate!" I have been advised to tell you to avoid it, even though there is a chance it may have tractors in it for all I know. Thank.s -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000492 Tue May 25 14:54:34 2004 Subject: Re: It's a good title, but not much else Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Tue, 25 May 2004 14:54:34 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns94F49754F480Cchumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > Attention John Burrage: > If you hear of a movie called "Capitalist Manifesto: Working Men of > All Countries, Accumulate!" I have been advised to tell you to avoid > it, even though there is a chance it may have tractors in it for all I > know. On second thoughts, ignore my previous advice as I did see "Teenage Hooker Became Killing Machine in Daehakroh" just because of the title and enjoyed it. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000392 Wed May 26 07:41:14 2004 Subject: Re: fortune Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.mega-ego.yonderboy To: Alex Suter References: Date: Wed, 26 May 2004 07:41:14 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 asuter@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) wrote in news:c8uqpt$nd$1 @Xenon.Stanford.EDU: > Is anyone else famous? Or know somebody who is? > I will be famous in my own lunchbox when the TV show I am on screens in Austria sometime after the Olympics this year. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000329 Wed May 26 09:50:24 2004 Subject: The best place to sell tickets at short notice? Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general Date: Wed, 26 May 2004 09:50:24 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 My sister rang me asking if anyone at my work wants tickets to the Missy Elliot concert (they are too boring to be interested) and I don't know where else to send her other than Ebay (I don't know if she could be bothered setting up an account.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000006F2 Wed May 26 10:03:30 2004 Subject: Re: No need to jump on UL tellers all the time Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.folklore.urban To: "Trendon (bPstyles)" References: <1tzsc.43849$cz5.15065127@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net> Date: Wed, 26 May 2004 10:03:30 +1000 Lines: 34 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Trendon \(bPstyles\)" wrote in news:1tzsc.43849$cz5.15065127@news4.srv.hcvlny.cv.net: > > "Tim Chmielewski" wrote in message > news:Xns94F4891D85EEDchumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4... >> If someone you know is telling a story you know to be an urban >> legend, but they are getting really excited about it and have people >> who seem interested listening on, sometimes it is best to just leave >> it and let them find out for themselves later. >> >> Oral storytelling is a fast dying tradition, so there's no need to >> stop on everything you hear. >> >> Any opinions on this issue? >> >> Thanks. > > It is funny you said that since I am constantly getting asked, "Do you > have to argue everything?" or "Must you know everything?" > The last time I heard someone telling one (the cactus spider story) I didn't want to tell them it was a UL as they were doing payroll and my annoying them may have caused them to "forget" to do my pay for that month (it happens.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003DD Wed May 26 12:18:32 2004 Subject: Re: Rugby League SHENANIGANS Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.beable To: Beable van Polasm References: <40b1ed28.1524987@news.m.iinet.net.au> Date: Wed, 26 May 2004 12:18:32 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Beable van Polasm wrote in news:t2ekp8q7xp.fsf@dingo.beable.com: > they going to spurt the sauce ON to? Do you know how hard it is to buy > a meat pie at 3:41am in Sydney? You've obviously never been to "Harry's Cafe d'Wheels" then. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000007A8 Wed May 26 15:50:30 2004 Subject: Re: White Trash Jeanette Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: Widdle Markie References: <10b3uqgag8tnk55@corp.supernews.com> Date: Wed, 26 May 2004 15:50:30 +1000 Lines: 35 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Widdle Markie" wrote in news:ed33c$40b2bb2f$d1cc56c6$6496@snip.allthenewsgroups.com: > I don't know Scopi, but there just seems to be > something warm, fuzzy and American as beer > and frigging lonely barefooted housewives between > 1:00 and 3:00 in the afternoon at the local trailer > park you know. One 40-something I visit on > occasion even puts on the fishnet body stocking > and the gets out the furry handcuffs... There's just > something about friggin the brains out of a sex-starved > babe in a doublewide when it's 93° outside and > the AC in the tin-box-house is runnig full tilt. A band I see fairly regularly around Melbourne called the Red Hot Poker Dots (http://www.redhotpokerdots.com) also has a song devoted to folks in trailer parks "I wanna be your trailer park" amongst other things. They are touring the southern states of the US in the next few months and would probably enjoy some next experiences as story fodder for their gigs. Obt: http://photos.timchuma.com/rhpdoldbar150504/pages/rhpdoldbar150504_ 014.htm This bloke was dribbling out his mouth between songs, but he still managed to pull the chicks as he was the only one dancing. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000071D Thu May 27 07:43:55 2004 Subject: Re: Dream with Kibo & Lots42 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: TimC References: Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 07:43:55 +1000 Lines: 29 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-6653-355-200405262205-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > On Wed, 26 May 2004 at 10:25 GMT, Tim Chmielewski (aka Bruce) was > almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea: >> TimC wrote in >> news:slrn-0.9.7.4-25909-27127-200405261727-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: >>>> If I am by myself I go to the same Chinese noodle place all the >>>> time or just grab some BBQ Pork Buns. >>> >>> Mmmm, must find out why my Coles doesn't seem to stock that any >>> more. >>> >> If you were in Sydney you could buy them from the "Dim Sim Factory" >> on George St (near Central Station) > > Why did I not know about this when I spent 4 years 500m up the road > from there? WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME? > I only found out about it in 2001 and you never asked me then. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000594 Thu May 27 08:32:19 2004 Subject: Re: The state's new motto will be "Homophobia Isn't Just A State Of Mind". Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Serpas References: Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 08:32:19 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 wretch@io.com (Tim Serpas) wrote in news:CMKdnWGcIu0hPSndRVn-hA@io.com: > TimC wrote: >>Not Hawaii! I may one day need to observe there. Maybe an out of the >>way place like..... Texas. > > Please, no. We here in Austin are doing our best to rot > Texas from within, like a liberal cancer. Can I bribe > you with my McDonald Observatory pin? We have Weinberg > and Wheeler the Lesser. Point your fundy-rays elsewhere. Do out-of-towners still have to get a Texas driver's licence tattooed on their arm if they want to go out drinking? (It's either that or carry your passport around.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000006BE Thu May 27 09:11:19 2004 Subject: Re: White Trash Jeanette Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: Pantheras References: <10b3uqgag8tnk55@corp.supernews.com> <40B4A613.4070009@Vatican.net> Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 09:11:19 +1000 Lines: 32 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Pantheras wrote in news:40B4A613.4070009@Vatican.net: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> A band I see fairly regularly around Melbourne called the Red Hot >> Poker Dots (http://www.redhotpokerdots.com) also has a song devoted >> to folks in trailer parks "I wanna be your trailer park" amongst >> other things. They are touring the southern states of the US in the >> next few months and would probably enjoy some next experiences as >> story fodder for their gigs. >> >> Obt: >> http://photos.timchuma.com/rhpdoldbar150504/pages/rhpdoldbar150504_ >> 014.htm > > > Maybe they do the theme music for the BBC TV series "Trailer Park > Boyz" that seems to be set in southern US. > They do songs about things such as drinking too much Tequila, only knowing one word in Spanish and ending up married to a Mexican Cowboy and the fried chicken joint being near the whorehouse. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003A8 Thu May 27 10:11:01 2004 Subject: Re: Graffiti on Sydney trains Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.rail To: Angry Commuter References: <40B2F1CA.D0C0DC49@hotmail.com> Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 10:11:01 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Angry Commuter wrote in news:40B2F1CA.D0C0DC49 @hotmail.com: > What the hell is happening in Sydney central? > > I have seen so much graffiti on trains lately .. > No "This is a Heavy Product" stickers then? They are even turning up overseas now - one was seen in Baghdad. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000041A Thu May 27 11:10:56 2004 Subject: Re: Brilliant Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: The Avocado Avenger References: <40B40372.65C61B3B@io.com> <40B43A73.FA595DD@pt.lu> <40B538AD.C9D1D4AD@io.com> Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 11:10:56 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The Avocado Avenger wrote in news:40B538AD.C9D1D4AD@io.com: > The next album's cover should be a parody of the Mamas and the Papas > bathtub cover. I call dibs on Mama Cass. Because, hey, cute fat chyk. Stop! This is the sandwich police! Put down the sandwich and back-away from the table! Thank you citizen! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000392 Thu May 27 12:40:48 2004 Subject: Sneaky! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 12:40:48 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I must say it was particularly sneaky of that charity to plant a hawt chyx0r on the street corner near the bank who asked me my name and wanted to know what I was doing today before starting the charity spiel. As I have comedy-level wages and have too much money taken out already I had to say no to a "monthly deduction" (I still have to ask my parents for money some months.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005F1 Thu May 27 12:45:24 2004 Subject: Re: I am a grandmother Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: dogsnus References: <2hj8ciFdj6llU2@uni-berlin.de> Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 12:45:24 +1000 Lines: 33 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 dogsnus wrote in news:2hj8ciFdj6llU2@uni-berlin.de: > If you hate birth announcements,stop reading right now! > > Otherwise: > Hailey Nicole,8 lbs.9 oz,all 22 blonde inches > of her,was born yesterday after a whole 53 mins. of hard work. > Father managed not to pass out whenever the needles came out > by leaving the delivery room and putting his head down between > his knees. > Mother doing fine and was incredibly hungry just afterwards. > > Grandparents elated. > > Terri > Congratulation! Doesn't anyone get called "Nana" any more? (Other than Ms Mouskouri ?) When I was younger I used to have two Nana's. Long Nana and Short Nana, but not anything to do with their height (length?) just because when you are little thre hours in the car is a long way to go to see someone. My Mum and Dad's place is called "Nana & Poppy's" by my nephews. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000031C Thu May 27 14:08:04 2004 Subject: Ordering time from Hong Kong? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.asian-movies Date: Thu, 27 May 2004 14:08:04 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Is it normal for an order from Hong Kong to take more than a month to be sent? I am going through a shop in Australia and am waiting for them to ring me. I wouldn't think the movies "Chinese Feast" and "Love on Delivery" were that hard to get. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003FD Fri May 28 07:39:30 2004 Subject: Re: Read the Wall Street Journal on Friday Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Rich Holmes References: Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 07:39:30 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Rich Holmes wrote in news:u44qq2umag.fsf@mep1.phy.syr.edu: > Still, congratulations, and it's good to know the WSJ is rapidly > becoming the world's most kibological newspaper. There's at least one reporter for them that lurks here as I found out a couple of years ago. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000375 Fri May 28 09:34:54 2004 Subject: Videos of The Twits Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.music,melb.general Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 09:34:54 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Taken at the Pint on Punt in Melbourne (about 2.5mb each) http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/videos/getfuckedcunt.wmv http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/videos/hairlikejet These have already cost me $35 deposit as I am getting my camera cleaned after the bastards from the band threw beer at me when I was taking their photo. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000719 Fri May 28 09:41:18 2004 Subject: Re: Read the Wall Street Journal on Friday Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Kevin S. Wilson" References: <5cqcb0dhasf5rpkgensgo33oa9oohfdkbk@4ax.com> Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 09:41:18 +1000 Lines: 36 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Kevin S. Wilson wrote in news:5cqcb0dhasf5rpkgensgo33oa9oohfdkbk@4ax.com: > On 27 May 2004 21:37:16 GMT, Tim Chmielewski > wrote: > >>Rich Holmes wrote in >>news:u44qq2umag.fsf@mep1.phy.syr.edu: >> >>> Still, congratulations, and it's good to know the WSJ is rapidly >>> becoming the world's most kibological newspaper. >> >>There's at least one reporter for them that lurks here as I found out a >>couple of years ago. > > You found out how, TimChuma? You gots a bad habit of telling half the > story. I suspect you do it to encourage followups in a misguided > attempt to topple me from the pinnacle of the posting stats. I got an email from Stephanie Miles from the Wall Street Journal Online asking about Froogle (ARK was the only place I mentioned it.) > You will now followup to this post, in a misguided attempt to topple > me from the pinnacle of the posting stats. It's either that I or fall asleep at my desk! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000383 Fri May 28 09:44:42 2004 Subject: More videos Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 09:44:42 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 By a band called "The Twits" (These are a bit dark, but at least you can see them) http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/videos/getfuckedcunt.wmv http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/videos/hairlikejet These have cost me $35 (so far) as my camera got beer in it when the band threw it at me on the night (it has got stickier in recent weeks due to it.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000601 Fri May 28 11:11:10 2004 Subject: Re: Hey kids! You can try this at home! If you're an idiot! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Rich Holmes References: <8ab97$40aa5aca$428643b1$15369@msgid.meganewsservers.com> <40AAC72D.67C77C6B@io.com> Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 11:11:10 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Rich Holmes wrote in news:u4u0y4dzdf.fsf@mep1.phy.syr.edu: > Chris McGonnell writes: > >> I was in such awe and respect that on my first day of Chemistry class, >> when the teacher pointed at the periodic table of elements and said >> "By the end of the year you will know this entire table," I said "Not >> me" and left. So I never learned the Plutonium Atom Totality theory. > > Easy peasy! There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium, and > hydrogen, and oxygen, and nitrogen, and rhenium... > And the famous 80's band Adamantium (Marvel says it's an element.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004B3 Fri May 28 11:25:07 2004 Subject: Re: Website Idea For Stealing Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Paula References: <20040525054010.08632.00001827@mb-m11.aol.com> <5f4050fa.0405262021.bceddc4@posting.google.com> Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 11:25:07 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 MmmToblerone@earthlink.net (Paula) wrote in news:5f4050fa.0405262021.bceddc4@posting.google.com: > Now if you really had an interesting bone in your body, you would be > more likely to be asking about the school administrator who was > personally checking to make sure the "no thong underwear" rule was > being followed by all girls at a certain school. Sounds like the Vice Principal who used to measure girls hem lines at the high school my Mum went to. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000060C Fri May 28 11:30:20 2004 Subject: Re: Read the Wall Street Journal on Friday Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: The Avocado Avenger References: <5cqcb0dhasf5rpkgensgo33oa9oohfdkbk@4ax.com> <40B68F4A.C54398D1@io.com> Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 11:30:20 +1000 Lines: 28 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The Avocado Avenger wrote in news:40B68F4A.C54398D1@io.com: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> I got an email from Stephanie Miles from the Wall Street Journal >> Online asking about Froogle (ARK was the only place I mentioned it.) > > Well, she's not going to lurk here anymore, now is she? Also, I > would > be offended if I were her, because you assume she can't use G**gle's > groups search. I forgot sorry. I'm sure she plugged in the most famous person she could > think of - Tim Chmielewski - and "Froogle" and ran with that baby. There may be some people doing that after that show airs I am on after the Olympics. (Austrian TV only.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000516 Fri May 28 13:04:33 2004 Subject: Re: Sneaky! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Kevin S. Wilson" References: Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 13:04:33 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Kevin S. Wilson wrote in news:dofbb0pds193nklqhdg5an66c0vtgfhpe9@4ax.com: > On 27 May 2004 02:38:42 GMT, Tim Chmielewski > wrote: > >>I must say it was particularly sneaky of that charity to plant a hawt >>chyx0r on the street corner near the bank who asked me my name and >>wanted to know what I was doing today before starting the charity >>spiel. > > Um, Tim? That was a hooker. You really need to stop being so upbeat > and optimistic. > I don't pick up street Ho's. If one asks me if I am interested when I am walking past I say I am just win-ho shopping. Ta. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004EB Fri May 28 13:24:06 2004 Subject: Re: List for Wednesday May 26 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.fan.conan-obrien To: JZA References: <40B69D93.D5A2143C@westley.org> Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 13:24:06 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 JZA wrote in news:40B69D93.D5A2143C@westley.org: > Wednesday > 'George Dubya Satellite Chat', Brian Williams, 'Conan Hates > My Homeland', Kevin Hart, Andrew W.K. > Best Bits in 'George Dubya Satellite Chat': "That bicycle hates freedom!" > Worst Dance Moves: > Andrew W.K. I'd bet my paycheck he stole those moves from > an epileptic. > He wants to tour Australia again, but his record company won't pay for it (some people have started a petition.) I remember seeing him host the local music video show "Rage" on Australian TV (the equivalent channel of PBS) and he had a few good clips on it. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000482 Fri May 28 13:31:00 2004 Subject: Re: [MELB TRAM:COMBINO] Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.rail To: Jeremy de Korte References: Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 13:31:00 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Jeremy de Korte wrote in news:eLftc.12932$L.7199 @news-server.bigpond.net.au: > I know tramway works have been schecualed for the Queens birthday > weekend along Glen Huntly Road from the railway line east - when are > they going to do Balaclava junction? They have finally done the road > from Normanby road to Hawthorn road but not the junction. > Probably not until next Easter as it will directly interrupt three tram routes and indirectly have an impact on several more. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000508 Fri May 28 13:34:03 2004 Subject: Re: Videos of The Twits Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.music,melb.general To: Stephen Oakes References: Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 13:34:03 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Stephen Oakes" wrote in news:NGvtc.13897 $L.13319@news-server.bigpond.net.au: > > "Tim Chmielewski" wrote... >> Taken at the Pint on Punt in Melbourne (about 2.5mb each) >> http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/videos/getfuckedcunt.wmv >> http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com/videos/hairlikejet > > .wmv > > Wow, they are really crap. > My digital camera is not really a true video camera so you can only record 3 minutes of video at a time with 8bit mono sound (the videos for GIT come up a lot better though.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000426 Fri May 28 13:35:32 2004 Subject: Re: Videos of The Twits Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.music,melb.general To: Maverick References: <8%utc.13854$L.92@news-server.bigpond.net.au> Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 13:35:32 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Maverick" wrote in news:8%utc.13854$L.92@news-server.bigpond.net.au: > Sounds like the band is a pack of arseholes with no respect of others, > even their fans like you. > The stuff true gutter rock and roll is made of. > Fred was also in the band "I spit on your Gravy" which was banned from Moomba. (Much, much worse from what I hear.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003C2 Fri May 28 14:45:27 2004 Subject: Coca Cola buying wheelchairs now? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.folklore.urban Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 14:45:27 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I have been told by the accounts manager at work that the reason that she is collecting Coke bottle tops is that if you get 4000 of them, Coca Cola will pay for a wheelchair for a needy child. I had a look on Google Web/Groups & Snopes but couldn't find anything about it. Why does this remind me of the ring pull dialysis machine UL? (The person in question falls for urban legends all the time.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000403 Fri May 28 15:09:05 2004 Subject: Re: List for Wednesday May 26 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.fan.conan-obrien To: GBlueOwl References: <40B69D93.D5A2143C@westley.org> <20040528003050.22212.00000145@mb-m20.aol.com> Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 15:09:05 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 gblueowl@aol.com (GBlueOwl) wrote in news:20040528003050.22212.00000145@mb-m20.aol.com: > Really good show. In fact, Conan has really been on fire for the past > couple of weeks. I seriously think it's the Walker clips. The Walker clips are Conan-Crack! I just can't help laughing when I see him getting more excited after each one. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000539 Mon May 31 10:08:31 2004 Subject: Re: Man Hangs Self Over Chick Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: Scopata Fuori References: <10bfpkufbr0kg2d@corp.supernews.com> Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 10:08:31 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Scopata Fuori" wrote in news:10bfpkufbr0kg2d@corp.supernews.com: > LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after > his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday. > The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to > investigate a noise. > Bah! Fred Negro did this on stage in his band "I Spit on Your Gravy" in the 1980's (it was a frozen chicken though) and he's still around. The same band also has a song that begins with the line: "A primary school, children in it, I inject them with heroin, the atmospheric pressure has done it's job, their energy is spent. So to, you should go an deal smack to children." -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000064A Mon May 31 10:23:35 2004 Subject: Beware of dancing! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 10:23:35 +1000 Lines: 28 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Rosstown Hotel, 29th May 2004 This gig was one of firsts for me as it was the first time I had come back from my parents in the middle of the weekend just to go to a gig and also the venue is just up the road for me so I didn't take long to get there (I used to live just around the corner.) I have seen quite a few gigs there including Dave Graney, The Prayerbabies, Rebecca Bernard and Even so I knew what to expect from the venue. This would have to be one of the few places where having the pokies in one room was good idea as it means the drinks are cheaper and there is no cover charge on the bands. As usual the gig was a great and special guest was Alex Burns on lap steel which was great as Honey Tree sounded the same as the EP version when they played it (a nice change.) Also good was the dancers up the front, except for one who fell over and knocked the microphone into Trish's mouth - OW! This is their last solo gig in Melbourne until September this year, but I hope they play at the same venue in the future as I liked it. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002EE Mon May 31 11:13:00 2004 Subject: Some boots to go with your other leather clothing Kibo Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 11:13:00 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00028DNSG/qid= 1085965547/sr=8-6/ref=sr_8_xs_ap_i6_xgl193/104-9512692-4487925?v=glance&n= 507846) or http://tinyurl.com/2lmkz Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005A7 Mon May 31 11:22:19 2004 Subject: Re: Why I Do Not Cook Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Darla Vladschyk References: <40b928a3.1056252510@news.eastlink.ca> <40ba1d50.1118889237@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 11:22:19 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote in news:40ba1d50.1118889237@news.eastlink.ca: > Besides, gurls adore men who are competent cooks. Arriving home from > work to find the table attractively set, a delicious meal ready to > serve, and a fine wine already decanted usually makes a lady's clothes > fall right off. Beans for breakfast once again, it's hard to eat 'em from a can... I am having fat kransky for dinner and for the next week as they were a bit bigger than I expected. Also I went for a walk after lunch yesterday and ended up walking 18kms (11 miles) The best thing I know how to cook is Cabonara with lots of bacon. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002DF Mon May 31 12:42:42 2004 Subject: How much to fix a digital camera? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 12:42:42 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I was quoted $297AUD to "remove beer residue" from my camera which is almost half of what my camera costs. I am considering telling them to insert their quote rectally sideways. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000695 Mon May 31 13:42:29 2004 Subject: Re: Hey kids! You can try this at home! If you're an idiot! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,rec.arts.comics.marvel.universe To: "John C. Baker" References: Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 13:42:29 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "John C. Baker" wrote in news:jcb10- 28996E.15522028052004@reader3.news.rcn.net: > In article , > "Jeremy D. Impson" wrote: > >> You may be thinking of Cap's sheild, which is a one-of-a-kind alloy of >> Adamantium and Vibranium. > > Oh good lord, not this misnomer again. Where's Kurt when you need him? > (To recap, Cap's shield is based on Vibranium, but is a one-time > accident. Adamantium was created much later in an attempt to recreate > the properties of Cap's shield.) HA! HA! I trolled you all into revealing that you are all even bigger nerds than Comic Book Guy! Worst Troll Ever! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000064D Mon May 31 13:51:20 2004 Subject: Re: which OUTIC? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.asian-movies To: "A Better Chungking_Cash" References: <40adcb89$0$3036$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> <7caec896.0405210809.20bbb8ca@posting.google.com> <40af1a34$0$1586$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> <19717407.0405222034.655c8327@posting.google.com> <40b078eb$0$8986$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> <19717407.0405240901.52487004@posting.google.com> Date: Mon, 31 May 2004 13:51:20 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 to_live@hotmail.com (A Better Chungking_Cash) wrote in news:19717407.0405240901.52487004@posting.google.com: >> * Once Upon A Time In China >> * Once Upon A Time In China 2 >> * Once Upon A Time In China 3 >> * The Master > > Three of Li's best works and the worst Jet Li film I've ever laid eyes > on. I would recommend it if you could get a cheap copy purely for comedy value as it also has Billy Blanks (the Tae Bo dude) in the cast. It also may have helped that when I watched it in a double bill at the cinema there was one bloke in the audience laughing really loudly and yelling YOU BITCH! (or was that for God of Cookery?) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003F5 Tue Jun 01 07:45:22 2004 Subject: I dreamt this... Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2004 07:45:22 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 My Mum told me "The Sun is Dead" when I said we would have known eight minutes after it stopped burning she told me that it had stopped making new fuel and would take 20 years to burn up what remains. She seemed convinced that the scientists had got their billions of years calculations wrong and also that there would not be a huge expansion at the end of the Sun's life, it would just stop. That's all I remember of that part of my dream, what am I Akira Korosawa? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004AD Tue Jun 01 13:55:38 2004 Subject: Re: Nando's potato wedges Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: Sarch References: Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2004 13:55:38 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Sarch wrote in news:a4mosbxd6q4l$.1b1biy6lhusgx.dlg@40tude.net: > The Nando's in Southbank sold potato wedges throughout 2003 (haven't > been there this year) but I notice the South Yarra and High Point > restaurants don't sell them. Have they been phased out? I hope not > because their fries are woeful. Must have been a one off for that store as some of us from work have lunch at the Clarendon St store every 2nd Friday (and sometimes twice in a row if I get overruled) and I don't remember them having wedges there. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000007B5 Tue Jun 01 14:32:04 2004 Subject: Re: Hey kids! You can try this at home! If you're an idiot! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,rec.arts.comics.marvel.universe To: "John C. Baker" References: Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2004 14:32:04 +1000 Lines: 33 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "John C. Baker" wrote in news:jcb10-AAED33.01594831052004@reader3.news.rcn.net: > In article , > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> "John C. Baker" wrote: >> > Oh good lord, not this misnomer again. Where's Kurt when you need >> > him? (To recap, Cap's shield is based on Vibranium, ... >> >> HA! HA! I trolled you all into revealing that you are all even bigger >> nerds than Comic Book Guy! > > And proud of it -- nerds rule the world. Besides, rather than spending > my time baiting folks on the Net, I make more money and have a hotter > wife than you'll ever have. :-) > I've said it before: http://photos.timchuma.com/letters/hyperletter1.jpg and I'll say it again "SEX WITH PROSTITUTES CAN'T BE BEAT!" No, I wasn't on that doco that screened on SBS last Friday. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000008DA Tue Jun 01 14:33:39 2004 Subject: Re: Hey kids! You can try this at home! If you're an idiot! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,rec.arts.comics.marvel.universe To: TimC References: Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2004 14:33:39 +1000 Lines: 33 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-21921-10864-200406011328-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > On Mon, 31 May 2004 at 08:59 GMT, John C. Baker (aka Bruce) was > almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea: >> In article , >> Tim Chmielewski wrote: >> >>> "John C. Baker" wrote: >>> > Oh good lord, not this misnomer again. Where's Kurt when you need >>> > him? (To recap, Cap's shield is based on Vibranium, ... >>> >>> HA! HA! I trolled you all into revealing that you are all even >>> bigger nerds than Comic Book Guy! >> >> And proud of it -- nerds rule the world. Besides, rather than >> spending my time baiting folks on the Net, I make more money and have >> a hotter wife than you'll ever have. :-) > > At one stage, George Hammond promised me a red headed babe with large > breasts in the white house, or something like that. > Why does the term "Slovenly Babylon 5 Lovin' Freak" come to mind here? http://photos.timchuma.com/letters/defragletter.jpg Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000353 Tue Jun 01 14:36:43 2004 Subject: Does anyone still read C&VG magazine from England? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2004 14:36:43 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://photos.timchuma.com/letters/c&vgletter.jpg I used to buy it from 1991 to 1994 when it was the best computer games magazine around. When I looked it up again in late 1999 a lot of the staff had left and it wasn't as good anymore, I can't even find it now in Austria. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004CB Tue Jun 01 14:38:48 2004 Subject: Re: 1942 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.mega-ego.yonderboy To: Alex Suter References: Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2004 14:38:48 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 asuter@Xenon.Stanford.EDU (Alex Suter) wrote in news:c9gkck$4li$1 @Xenon.Stanford.EDU: > I've discoverd, only 62 years too late, that Battlefield > 1942 is a really great game. Also, had I fought in World > War 2, I would have died sixteen times within five minutes > because some Nazi punk would hang out right by where I > resurrected. I don't know if my computer can run it so I have been playing it at a lan place in the city. Everyone still seems to be playing de_dust on Counterstrike though (I know some good Korean-run lan gaming places if I want a challenge.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000051A Tue Jun 01 14:43:34 2004 Subject: Re: Coca Cola buying wheelchairs now? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.folklore.urban To: "R. Joseph Evans" References: Date: Tue, 01 Jun 2004 14:43:34 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "R. Joseph Evans" wrote in news:ZWeuc.27712$mm1.24@fed1read06: > > Found this on Coca Cola's Website as a press release (in the > Philipines) > > http://www2.coca-cola.com/ourcompany/cfs/cfs_philippines.html > > There's a "Yes You Can" recycling drive to take soda cans and recycle > them into aluminum tubing for wheelchairs. Thanks for your assistance everyone, now all I have to do is give the printouts of the articles to the person in question (or maybe just leave them lying around so they can find them - I am scared they will yell at me.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000644 Wed Jun 02 07:25:34 2004 Subject: Re: Does anyone still read C&VG magazine from England? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Bryce Utting References: Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 07:25:34 +1000 Lines: 29 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Bryce Utting wrote in news:c9hicv$gvr$1@lust.ihug.co.nz: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: >> http://photos.timchuma.com/letters/c&vgletter.jpg >> >> I used to buy it from 1991 to 1994 when it was the best computer >> games magazine around. When I looked it up again in late 1999 a lot >> of the staff had left and it wasn't as good anymore, I can't even >> find it now in Austria. > > 1991? hellz, I gave up on them around '86 when the listing quality > dropped. er, sorry, when I say "I" I mean "some older guy I heard of > way back when." yeah. tha's right. > According to the magazine itself the listings "were always full of bugs and crap when you finally got them to work anyway." I've only kept the few copies that had my letters published in them (my parents didn't want to move with them and there isn't enough room in my flat.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000551 Wed Jun 02 09:39:11 2004 Subject: Re: Does anyone still read C&VG magazine from England? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: John D Salt References: Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 09:39:11 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 John D Salt wrote in news:Xns94FBE19E5D75CBaldHeadedJohn@195.149.20.147: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: >> http://photos.timchuma.com/letters/c&vgletter.jpg > > Errh, Tim, can I have yore permish to quote the abovementioned > letter of yourn? I need it for an assignment, sort of. To > obscure a long story, this sort of wording will dramatise a point > I wish to make much better than quaoting a lecturer from RMCS > Shrivenham about the "extreme fidelity chimera" will do. Yes that would be fine. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000522 Wed Jun 02 10:52:22 2004 Subject: Re: Why I Do Not Cook Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Kevin S. Wilson" References: <40b928a3.1056252510@news.eastlink.ca> <40ba1d50.1118889237@news.eastlink.ca> <5flpb013h16mfsjf375nrjleguk80f5otf@4ax.com> Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 10:52:22 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Kevin S. Wilson wrote in news:5flpb013h16mfsjf375nrjleguk80f5otf@4ax.com: > On 31 May 2004 01:19:36 GMT, Tim Chmielewski > wrote: > >>I am having fat kransky for dinner > > Your search - "fat kransky" - did not match any documents. > > Cough up a recipe, Chuma, or retract. > Boil kransky, eat half, leave rest to cool and eat later. Or you can just have it cold as it is already cooked. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000677 Wed Jun 02 11:00:24 2004 Subject: Re: Why I Do Not Cook Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Schwa Love References: <2htu40FfvbhiU1@uni-berlin.de> Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 11:00:24 +1000 Lines: 31 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Schwa Love wrote in news:Xns94F966BEFB30Bschwa242yahoocom@216.17.128.40: >>> Well, that's what I thought, but I called my wife before touching >>> the oven and told her what that it said to heat the oil at 375 >>> degrees so should that be in the oven or on a burner and she said >>> that since it said a specific temp, do it in the oven. Ooh... burn >>> on her! >> >> Uh oh. Looks like you're both going to have to share in the cleaning >> of the oven. > > Turns out that that now mostly empty bottle of sesame oil cost nine > bucks. Guess who's cleaning the oven? > I recommend you get a deep fryer and put it in the garage for this sort of thing. When Thanksgiving comes around you can help fry the turkey in it: http://www.ul.com/consumers/turkeys.html Notice the lovely colour of the flames. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000078F Wed Jun 02 12:57:32 2004 Subject: Re: Official Alt.Flame Who's Who Guide 1989-2002 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.hackers.malicious,alt.flame,alt.usenet.kooks To: Martin Hannigan References: Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 12:57:32 +1000 Lines: 30 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 hannigan@world.std.com (Martin Hannigan) wrote in news:af-whowho_1086126426@world.std.com: > -> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk - "What a pathetic bunch of > driftwood these prozac-popping net.knobs are. Perhaps *the* shortest > war in *the* history of *the* Usenet. To summarize, we went and stated > something along the lines of: All right kids, saddle up and move out > because we are officially claiming this swamp as alt.flame territory. > The response was an unequivocally unified 'Take it! It's yours!' > "As Sun-tzu said 'The true art of war is to subdue the enemy without > fighting.' Well Sun, what if the enemy is subdued and doesn't want to > fight? What the hell is someone supposed to do when the opposing army > collectively throws like a girl and cries to mama? Keep the tanks > rolling I suppose." -- Joel A. Sutherland I remember seeing the name of this group in the Tom Cruise remake of Mission Impossible when he typed "SCROLL USENET GROUPS". Shortly after this I remember getting a splitting headache due to the idiocy of the script writing. You would have thought they could mention alt.2600 in Sneakers or Hackers or Anti trust or the many other bad TV movies supposedly about "hacking". Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000040C Wed Jun 02 14:42:29 2004 Subject: Re: Durian kills another Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040601231714.12072.00000317@mb-m19.aol.com> Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 14:42:29 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040601231714.12072.00000317@mb-m19.aol.com: > http://news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,9704825^13762,00.html > > Durian kills two so far Also I noticed yesterday at the foodcourt that Wasabi and Red Bean ice cream costs $12 for a take home 750gm tub, but durian costs $18 - why the $6 extra? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004DE Wed Jun 02 14:51:35 2004 Subject: Re: Nando's potato wedges Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: Lea B References: <40bc2647$1@news.alphalink.com.au> <71bvc.1297$rz4.661@news-server.bigpond.net.au> Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 14:51:35 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Lea B" wrote in news:71bvc.1297$rz4.661@news-server.bigpond.net.au: > From what i've seen of their prices ( I must admit i've never eaten > there, but i've perused the menu ), it also means poverty to eat there > regularly ;) > That's one of the reasons why I don't like going there all the time, a quarter chicken and chips plus a drink should cost less than $10. My favourite one to go to is still Tasty Rooster in Carnegie (it's a bit out of my way now.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000029F Wed Jun 02 15:06:41 2004 Subject: Attn Tamara - any Tim Tams yet? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 15:06:41 +1000 Lines: 10 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Something else that I ordered from the US arrived yesterday so I am wondering whether your delivery has arrived yet? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004CF Wed Jun 02 15:11:39 2004 Subject: Re: Old Arcade Games? Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: "star_birther" References: <40bd6029$0$1584$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 15:11:39 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 star_birther wrote in news:40bd6029$0$1584 $afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au: > Hi, just wondering if anyone knows any places in melbourne which have > old arcade games set up to play? I've got uni holidays coming up, and > i've been feeling a bit nostalgic, and MAME just can't emulate the feel > of a six foot cabinet ;) > There is an arcade near the corner of Bourke & Russel Sts that has something similar to MAME running on an arcade cabinet (it has 300 games you can select from it) failing that you can play the horse racing game they have there. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000A03 Wed Jun 02 16:03:41 2004 Subject: Re: I'm fireproof! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,talk.bizarre To: Eb Oesch References: Date: Wed, 02 Jun 2004 16:03:41 +1000 Lines: 42 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Eb Oesch wrote in news:MPG.1b27016763deae17989748@news.verizon.net: > I can receive burns, but fire can never kill me. > > Or else I'm waterproof. I might gasp and choke, but I will never > drown. > > Only one thing in the whole universe can kill me, so it makes no sense > for me to try to dodge BOTH trucks, you worry-wart. > No you're not! ) ( ( ( ( ) () @@ ) (( ( ( ( )( @@ ( )) ) ( ( ( ( ()( /---\ (()( ( _______ ) ) )(@ !O O! )@@ ( ) ) ) < ____) ) ( ( )( ()@ \ o / (@@@@@ ( ()( ) /--| |( o| ( ) ) ((@@(@@ !o! @@@@(@@@@@)() ( | \___| ) ( @)@@)@ /---\-/---\ )@@@@@()( ) | /---------+ (@@@@)@@@( // /-----\ \\ @@@)@@@@@( | | \ =========______/|@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@ // @ /---\ @ \\ @(@@@(@@@ | | . | \ \\=========------\|@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ O @@@ /-\ @@@ O @@(@@)@@ @ | | \ \----+--\-))) @@@@@@@@@@ !! @@@@ % @@@@ !! @@)@@@ .. | |\______|_)))/ . @@@@@@ !! @@ /---\ @@ !! @@(@@@ @ | |. \__========== * . @@ /MM /\O O/\ MM\ @@@@@@@. | |-\ \ ( . @ !!! !! \-/ !! !!! @@@@@ . | | \ \ ) . . @@@@ !! !! .(. @. .. . | | \ \ ( / .( . \)). ( |O )( O! @@@@ . ) | | / / ) ( )). (( .) !! ((( !! @@ (. ((. . | | / / () )) )) .( ( ( ) ). ( !! )( !! ) (( )) .. | |_< / ( ) ( ( ) ) (( ) )).) ((/ | ( | \( )) ((. ). ____<_____\\__\__(___)_))_((_(____))__(_(___.oooO_____Oooo.(_(_)_)((_ -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000720 Thu Jun 03 08:39:12 2004 Subject: Re: Old Arcade Games? Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: Daniel Bowen References: <40bd6029$0$1584$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> <40bdae67$1_3@news.melbourne.pipenetworks.com> Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 08:39:12 +1000 Lines: 31 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Daniel Bowen" wrote in news:40bdae67$1_3@news.melbourne.pipenetworks.com: > "Tim Chmielewski" wrote in message > news:Xns94FC9A8FDE221chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4... >> star_birther wrote in news:40bd6029$0$1584 >> $afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au: >> > Hi, just wondering if anyone knows any places in melbourne which >> > have old arcade games set up to play? I've got uni holidays coming >> > up, and i've been feeling a bit nostalgic, and MAME just can't >> > emulate the feel of a six foot cabinet ;) >> > >> There is an arcade near the corner of Bourke & Russel Sts that has >> something similar to MAME running on an arcade cabinet (it has 300 >> games you can select from it) failing that you can play the horse >> racing game they have there. > > I can think of about half a dozen arcades near that corner. Can you > tell us exactly where it is? > On Bourke St in Between the 7-11 and Hungry Jacks. I would avoid the ones on Russel St unless you are looking to buy Heroin. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000629 Thu Jun 03 08:40:58 2004 Subject: Re: Re : Flavour you can see! Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: Tony Barbalace References: <95beff87.0406012335.5ef16068@posting.google.com> Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 08:40:58 +1000 Lines: 41 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 tony_barbalace@hotmail.com (Tony Barbalace) wrote in news:95beff87.0406012335.5ef16068@posting.google.com: > Lindsay (lindsay00@hornet.net.au) wrote: >> >> Yeah? Where? >> >> Have a look at the bickie I've conveniently placed in the top right >> corner of the box. Then take a look at the three images of BBQ shapes >> on the front of the box as well... >> >> http://www.hornet.net.au/shapes1.jpg >> >> Where's the "flavour" on my biscuit/s? Buggered if I can see it....! >> :) >> >> Oh yeah...it does NOT say "Some settling may occur during transit". >> But it does say " Free from artificial flavours." I'm guessing they >> are free from ANY flavours!!! >> >> I wonder what Arnotts will say? >> >> Lindsay >> > > > Petition created: > > http://www.petitiononline.com/shapes/ > Greg Fleet has done this already, does anyone have a transcript of his "Arnotts Shapes" letter? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000035F Thu Jun 03 08:43:10 2004 Subject: V-Line train pulling a Connex train (Melb) Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.rail,melb.general Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 08:43:10 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Last night my train was going through Richmond Station at about 5.10pm and I saw what looked like a Connex train shunted right against a V-Line train. It turns out a Vline engine (with three of it's own carriages) was pulling the Connex train. Does anyone know what happened for this to occur? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000396 Thu Jun 03 08:53:06 2004 Subject: Re: Attn Mister Wilson: It Can Be Smoked! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Darla Vladschyk References: <40bd3c48.1323425845@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 08:53:06 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote in news:40bd3c48.1323425845@news.eastlink.ca: > > > > Here's yer kransky richeer, Bub: > > http://www.tuketu.com/rec/mtn/australia/tasmania/hobart/hobart.htm Yeah, SMOKE MY FAT KRANSKY! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000310 Thu Jun 03 09:06:43 2004 Subject: New IPod an in Austria Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 09:06:43 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Some bloke walking past IPod posters that start dancing to the tune of the Vines "Ride" which I naturally changed the words to: "I'm wearing an IPod, mug me now! I'm wearing an IPod, mug me now! I'm wearing an IPod, mug me now! Yeah!" Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000438 Thu Jun 03 09:19:20 2004 Subject: Re: To my drugs Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: <20040602004524.12072.00000323@mb-m19.aol.com> Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 09:19:20 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0206041403560001@10.0.1.2: > Send me bad books now! You know the address: > > James "Kibo" Parry > Software Tool & Die > 1330 Beacon St., Suite 215 > Brookline MA 02446 Still suite 215? After what happened last time? Also don't use Fedex as they are teh Sux0r! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003A0 Thu Jun 03 09:44:39 2004 Subject: Re: Allah comes into your bed !!!! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.io To: Pablo Rena References: <50a97d4f.0406010203.7cbbe268@posting.google.com> Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 09:44:39 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 celt_sites@yahoo.com.mx (Pablo Rena) wrote in news:50a97d4f.0406010203.7cbbe268@posting.google.com: > You are lying in your bed, alone, nude ! > > Suddenly and without warning, Allah comes into your bed ! > > What do you do ? > Set him ON FIRE, THE CLOWN! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000549 Thu Jun 03 10:05:40 2004 Subject: Re: Need a word for Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Darla Vladschyk References: <20040529065918.16230.00000118@mb-m15.aol.com> <40b8b1e8.1025857054@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 10:05:40 +1000 Lines: 32 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote in news:40b8b1e8.1025857054@news.eastlink.ca: >>2) The whatever-it-is that allows animals to sense you are awake, even >>if you have not moved. > > PlayDar What is the word for letting the dog inside so it can go wake someone up by jumping on the bed and licking their face? Also it was fun to hide under the covers and have the two Jack Russels my parents had try and dig you out. >>3) The object that you forget to bring on a trip. (Hopefully it's >>something replaceable, like a toothbrush and not something unique, >>like your grandmother) > > The Designated Homer > Yay! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002E3 Thu Jun 03 10:51:07 2004 Subject: The start of a song Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 10:51:07 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I've got the chorus down, anyone want to try for the res of it? Your kink is not OK! Your kink, your kink, your kink Is not OK! Your kink, your kink, your kink Could make you wind up dead! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004A4 Thu Jun 03 14:21:45 2004 Subject: Re: V-Line train pulling a Connex train (Melb) Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.rail To: Nick Coleman References: Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 14:21:45 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Nick Coleman wrote in news:ukol9c.eqp.ln@192.168.1.2: > According to the ABC radio (Virginia Trioli), the Vline train broke > down and blocked the line so all Connex trains to Caulfield line > couldn't get through. The Connex was probably shunting the Vline out > of the way. > I was wondering why the train seemed like it was running so slow into Caulfield. There were a lot of train cancellations on the Frankston line on Tuesday also. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004F7 Thu Jun 03 14:23:35 2004 Subject: Re: Old Arcade Games? Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: Tim Chmielewski References: <40bd6029$0$1584$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> <40bdae67$1_3@news.melbourne.pipenetworks.com> Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 14:23:35 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns94FD58063A103chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > "Daniel Bowen" wrote in > news:40bdae67$1_3@news.melbourne.pipenetworks.com: ... >> I can think of about half a dozen arcades near that corner. Can you >> tell us exactly where it is? >> > On Bourke St in Between the 7-11 and Hungry Jacks. > > I would avoid the ones on Russel St unless you are looking to buy > Heroin. Or play Daytona for cash. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000462 Thu Jun 03 14:35:26 2004 Subject: Preventing the double-insertion of records Newsgroups: MyNews:microsoft.public.inetserver.asp.db Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 14:35:26 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 For a multi-stage booking form on my work's website I have the following procedure that is meant to allow someone to change their details without creating a new record: Check for Session variable BookingID If not null and numeric Check for record existance using BookingID Update booking record else Create new booking record Assign Session variable BookingID from new record end if The only problem I am having is that it is working on some pages an not others using the exact same code. For more information the code listings are here: http://www.humanedge.biz/tim/stupidcode.txt Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000457 Thu Jun 03 14:57:56 2004 Subject: Re: Preventing the double-insertion of records Newsgroups: MyNews:microsoft.public.inetserver.asp.db To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 14:57:56 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns94FD946C5F07Dchumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > For a multi-stage booking form on my work's website I have the > following procedure that is meant to allow someone to change their > details without creating a new record: > Please ignore the previous post, it turned out that I had updated the files in a seperate directory and was uploading the original unedited files. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002BA Thu Jun 03 15:26:34 2004 Subject: Midnight Librarians DVD Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 03 Jun 2004 15:26:34 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I got a catalog in the mail with this for sale for about $17.50AUD, does anyone know if it is any good? Is it related it Midnight Cowboy in any way? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003DF Fri Jun 04 08:54:59 2004 Subject: Re: Austrians, Please Check Your Nuts Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Darla Vladschyk References: <40bf5bbe.1462611894@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 08:54:59 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote in news:40bf5bbe.1462611894@news.eastlink.ca: >>The Rambo Granny of Melbourne, Australia >> Never heard of it and I live in Melbourne. Also, what a coincidence! http://www.snopes.com/crime/justice/grambo.htm http://www.breakthechain.org/exclusives/rambogranny.html Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005B6 Fri Jun 04 09:26:59 2004 Subject: Re: The DRAFT is comming back wooo-hooo! (gubbiment nooz) Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: Cheezeballo References: <5cea3$40be415d$d1cc7cb3$17676@snip.allthenewsgroups.com> Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 09:26:59 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Cheezeballo" wrote in news:5cea3$40be415d$d1cc7cb3$17676@snip.allthenewsgroups.com: > http://www.duckdaotsu.org/hr163.html > [..] > "(a) OBLIGATION FOR YOUNG PERSONS- It is the obligation > of every citizen of the United States, and every other person residing > in the United States, who is between the ages of 18 and 26 to > perform a period of national service as prescribed in this Act unless > exempted under the provisions of this Act..." > > "SEC. 3. TWO-YEAR PERIOD OF NATIONAL SERVICE. > (a) GENERAL RULE- Except as otherwise provided in this > section, the period of national service performed by a person > under this Act shall be two years" > [..] If it's anything like Singapore's national service there will be a lot of people who won't be able to serve as they are too fat (supposedly they wait until people lose some weight before they can serve in Singapore.) US National figures for obesity should be easy enough to dig up. From ???@0x000003A0 Fri Jun 04 10:31:06 2004 Subject: Re: instant review: spicy hot V8 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 10:31:06 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0306041502200001@10.0.1.2: > For milk, malt flavored Ovaltine (the yellow jar, the one with the > malt but not the chocolate.) You didn't try the Milo then? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004EA Fri Jun 04 10:43:08 2004 Subject: Re: Contender for Darwin Award fails qualifying round Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: <10brib2ivhlp25e@corp.supernews.com> Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 10:43:08 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0206041415450001@10.0.1.2: > But according to the spokeswoman, high voltage is everywhere, even > in our homes, so why should we pay any attention to any signs about > it being in other places? We should just label the few things that > are safe to touch because they have only 9 volts in them, like stun > guns. > I remember reading a message someone posted about their Bitch Godess and an electric catheter, but that is a lot of godwottery and alt.tasteless is -->that way. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000037B Fri Jun 04 13:07:43 2004 Subject: Re: Comedy Gold in the IT News section Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.beable To: Beable van Polasm References: <57r7swqfs5.fsf@dingo.beable.com> Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 13:07:43 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Beable van Polasm wrote in news:57r7swqfs5.fsf@dingo.beable.com: > I think "Windows is not a security nightmare" was MUCH FUNNIER! A+! My milkshake is much better than yours... -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003D6 Fri Jun 04 13:09:10 2004 Subject: Re: burning palm Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Jeremy D. Impson" References: Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 13:09:10 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Jeremy D. Impson" wrote in news:Pine.LNX.4.60.0406032114280.29144@monster.apt.net: > > The palm of my right hand feels like it is on fire. > That's what you get for using the lost Bhuddist Temple skill of "Fire Palm" to fry and egg so you can cook your "Sorrowful Rice" in under 2 minutes. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005B7 Fri Jun 04 13:23:46 2004 Subject: Re: instant review: spicy hot V8 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tom Kraemer References: Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 13:23:46 +1000 Lines: 29 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tom Kraemer wrote in news:c9okpr$lif$1 @pcls4.std.com: > Steve Christensen wrote: >> Thoroughly unpleasant. > > Have you even driven it? > > Now that the Holden Menaro from Austria is being sold in the USofA as > the new Pontiac GTO, I for one am contemplating a new-car purchase > just because of this spicy V8. The last time I felt so inclined was > when the Impala SS was for sale in the late '90's, a Caprice Classic > with a Corvette engine, oh my. The following story describes an ancestor of this car that was made during the 1970's but never released due to the outcry after the report was published: http://www.falcongt.com.au/HO-DTH.html Mad Max's car was something similar I believe. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000067B Fri Jun 04 13:26:38 2004 Subject: Re: instant review: spicy hot V8 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 13:26:38 +1000 Lines: 33 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns94FE8845A7F28chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > Tom Kraemer wrote in news:c9okpr$lif$1 > @pcls4.std.com: > >> Steve Christensen wrote: >>> Thoroughly unpleasant. >> >> Have you even driven it? >> >> Now that the Holden Menaro from Austria is being sold in the USofA as >> the new Pontiac GTO, I for one am contemplating a new-car purchase >> just because of this spicy V8. The last time I felt so inclined was >> when the Impala SS was for sale in the late '90's, a Caprice Classic >> with a Corvette engine, oh my. > > The following story describes an ancestor of this car that was made > during the 1970's but never released due to the outcry after the report > was published: > http://www.falcongt.com.au/HO-DTH.html Proving I don't know anything about cars, that story is about a Ford! Doh! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003E9 Fri Jun 04 14:44:45 2004 Subject: Re: PERTH Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Claudine Chionh References: <2iac6lFl33scU1@uni-berlin.de> Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 14:44:45 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Claudine Chionh wrote in news:2iac6lFl33scU1@uni-berlin.de: > I am going to PERTH on 7 July!@ but I'll only be there for a coupla > days, then I'm being whisked away to a conference in the bush > somewhere. > Also the Melbourne International Film Festival starts on the 22nd July if you want to see something. (Farenheight 9/11 opens 29th July.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000476 Fri Jun 04 16:37:59 2004 Subject: Re: Austrians, Please Check Your Nuts Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Mark Hill References: <40bf5bbe.1462611894@news.eastlink.ca> <40bfcbfa.1491343708@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 16:37:59 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Mark Hill wrote in news:b99d4$40c00f95$428643b1 $21200@msgid.meganewsservers.com: > Darla Vladschyk wrote: > >> Yeah, sorry, very sorry. My source is usually reliable, but this time >> she screwed up so I shot her. > > I looked that up on snopes and it wasn't there so it must be true. Fine, take it to alt.folklore.urban then. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000673 Mon Jun 07 08:25:58 2004 Subject: Re: PERTH Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Faceless Man References: <2iac6lFl33scU1@uni-berlin.de> Date: Mon, 07 Jun 2004 08:25:58 +1000 Lines: 31 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Faceless Man wrote in news:anome-7F34ED.10345106062004@news01.comindico.com.au: > In article > , > TimC wrote: > >> On Fri, 04 Jun 2004 at 04:36 GMT, Claudine Chionh (aka Bruce) was >> almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea: >> > I am going to PERTH on 7 July!@ but I'll only be there for a coupla >> > days, then I'm being whisked away to a conference in the bush >> > somewhere. >> >> I am going to Surfer's Paradise on 30 Jun. Then I will be wisked away >> to a conference in the bush somewhere. Hah! Proof that Claudine is >> me, and Perth is Surfer's Paradise, and looks like this: >> >> * <- Surfer's Paradise > > > Hell is a place not unlike Perth. Or Surfer's Paradise. > Schoolie's Week, Schoolie's week, in hell it's always, Schoolie's Week! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000845 Mon Jun 07 13:02:02 2004 Subject: Re: ATDP2004: Hits Galore Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: Raoul References: <2ag4c0p8n4veevksh6cg7omafsbve6ig18@4ax.com> <5EKwc.15606$Yd3.5937@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net> <060620041814330228%gr8raoul@yahoo.com> Date: Mon, 07 Jun 2004 13:02:02 +1000 Lines: 46 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Raoul wrote in news:060620041814330228%gr8raoul@yahoo.com: > In article , Dave Garrett > wrote: > >> In article <5EKwc.15606$Yd3.5937@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net>, >> alraune@ix.netcom.com says... >> >> > ObT: Leni Reifenstahl directing porn. >> >> ObReallyT: Leni Riefenstahl's homemade porn films, starring Der >> Fuehrer giving it to her in the ass, then forcing her to suck him >> clean. Then he watches sternly while she does one of his German >> Shepherd Dogs. Of course, in the land that invented scatporn, someone >> would have to squeeze out a loaf on someone else's chest before it >> was all over. > > I think it was the other way around- Adolf liked to be dumped upon. http://www.tism.com.au/lyrics/truckin.html TISM Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance Defecate On My Face Come home tired, what a day I've had; News ain't good from Stalingrad - I been busy protecting the German race, So come on baby, defecate on my face. Chorus: C'mon baby, send it on down; Bend over Braunn and give me your brown. There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact, So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract. Get to the bunker, looks like a sty; Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie - Here Eva, have these prunes to chew: We have ways of making you poo. Here come the Russians! It's near the end! Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend". What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike? Then it's all over for my Third Reich. From ???@0x00000231 Mon Jun 07 13:50:45 2004 Subject: What the Australian PM really did on his US trip Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Mon, 07 Jun 2004 13:50:45 +1000 Lines: 9 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 As drawn by local Melbourne cartoonist Fred Negro: http://timchuma.tripod.com/howardsuxbush.jpg Also, just for the hell of it (by the same cartoonist): http://timchuma.tripod.com/jesusfuckingchrist.jpg Old joke, I know. From ???@0x000001FC Tue Jun 08 08:23:08 2004 Subject: Tards ringing me Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 08:23:08 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Call 1: SPEAK IN POLISH! YOUR DAD IS DOCTOR? Call 2: (gibberish) YOU KILL MY FUCKING DOG! *I yank the phone cord from the wall* My number must be one digit away from a doctor and vetenary surgeon. From ???@0x00001902 Tue Jun 08 08:25:23 2004 Subject: Stupid cats! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 08:25:23 +1000 Lines: 146 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Another thing to hate them for. Also there are signs around my neighbourhood offering a $2000 reward for the return of a cat, to which someone has written "check my car tyres" underneath. http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/06/07/1086460233965.html >Why women prefer cats >June 8, 2004 > >When it comes to a faithful companion, most females prefer to have a >puss on the pillow. Barbara Ellen finds out why. > >It has always amazed me how acceptable it is to mock and despise the >many single women who just happen to prefer cats as pets. > >We all know the stereotype — the sad, overlooked, dried-up desperado >trawling lonely as a cloud around the supermarket on a Saturday >afternoon. > >Supposedly, to look into the female singleton's trolley is to gaze upon >human despair in its purest form. The meals-for-one, the glossy >magazines shrieking their self-help messages so loudly people three >aisles away can hear, those furtive bars of high-quality chocolate >brought as a substitute for the low-quality sex they were having before >they decided enough was enough. > >All these items could be exhibited as evidence in the socio-emotional >kangaroo courts that even today persist in judging the solitary female >as worthless and hopeless simply because she is mate-less. > >However, the real clincher is the six-pack of top-of-the-range cat >food. A kilo of heroin couldn't be more socially incriminating. > >What cat food says about the single female is that she's got a cat and >that's all she's got. > > All rubbish, of course, and nicely disproved by a recent report that > says a parasite living on cats can infect their female owners and make > them sexy, desirable, fun-loving and unfaithful. > >Great, we go from drudges to sluts, no middle ground, and isn't that >always the way? Still, having known plenty of lovely cats, both when >single and attached, I can't help but see it as progress of sorts for >the female cat-owner to finally be acknowledged as a sex kitten. > >Women with cats have had to get used to abuse over the centuries. Once >denounced as witches, then mocked as socially inadequate, the female's >relationship with her feline has always been considered suspect. Even >today, she has enemies. > >Militantly anti-cat Melanie Reid wrote recently; "Feminism has been >blamed for many things but there is no doubt that it is also partly >responsible for the rise of the cat." > > >Apparently, suffrage and equal pay were just the thin end of the wedge; >those naughty feminists are now mollycoddling cats when they should be >breeding. > >A vivid and enduring cliche, the single woman living on her own with >her cat has come to be viewed as one of the ultimate icons of neutered >21st-century femininity — all hope gone, all sexuality spewed out of >them. > >It is probably a rare woman who hasn't had at least one man say to her, >"You're going to end up living alone with cats", which is only hurtful >if you allow it to be. > >I replied, "True, I could end up like that. Alternatively, it could go >all wrong for me." > >It goes without saying that single men don't get the judged-by-pet >treatment when they dash around parks with their dogs. > >While a woman who so much as coos to her cat is instantly written off >as emotionally needy and possibly psychopathic, a man running around >throwing sticks for his pooch is viewed as sensitive and desirable. > >Indeed, a single man would have to literally marry his dog before it >would be seen as a woman substitute in the same way that a single >woman's cat is seen as a man/baby/life substitute. > >As for cats being men substitutes, a truly great cat can be cute, >arrogant, cuddly, self sufficient, smart, loving, vulnerable and >interesting all at the same time, all in the same moment. > >If men were as much fun as that, women would spend all their time >tickling their tummies, too. > >It's very easy to deal with boyfriends who complain you treat your cat >better than you do them. Just say: "Once you've produced evidence that >an ancient civilisation worshipped you, then perhaps we'll talk." > >It could even be argued that some men end up being very poor cat >substitutes. ("I just couldn't meet the right cat so I decided to have >a relationship instead.") > >In reality, women don't substitute cats for relationships, at the very >most they might substitute cats for horrible relationships they're very >glad they didn't have — their moggies providing a furry Linus blanket >until someone nice comes along. > >Which sounds intelligent enough to me. That's why even though this >latest report could be considered mildly suspect (it is probably more >the case that cat owners, like their pets, are naturally fun-loving and >naughty), it should also be celebrated as a long overdue move away from >the psychosexual stigma of female cat-ownership. > >In the meantime, all female cat lovers out there should enjoy >"catching" being fun-loving, sexy, desirable, even unfaithful. > >Men have always blamed the dog for bad smells; it's only fair that we >get to blame some things on the cat. > >- Observer > > >But not everyone loves cats . . . >So many cats, so few recipes. >David, Moorabbin > >The only good cat is a flat cat. Mark, Richmond > >I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as >equals. Winston Churchill > >The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up it's always a cat. >Ogden Nash > >Source: kessels.com/hobby/cats/quotes.html > >Famous cat haters >William Shakespeare, Dwight Eisenhower, Isadora Duncan, King Louis >XlV.The claws are out for "batty spinsters" and "childless, working >women who have adopted cats as a convenient substitute for real >company". > -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000405 Tue Jun 08 08:29:10 2004 Subject: Re: Lousy mood today Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 08:29:10 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0706041451480001@10.0.1.2: > I'm in a lousy mood. > > I want to pull the wings off people. > Coincidentally, they are premiering "Angels in America" on Austrian TV tonight (I have no idea why it is not on a commercial station.) I've got a pile of DVD's to get through that arrived form Canberra yesterday though. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000001D6 Tue Jun 08 08:33:02 2004 Subject: Stupid article from the newspaper Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 08:33:02 +1000 Lines: 4 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Why women prefer cats http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/06/07/1086460233965.html I will leave it up to you if you want to make any comments on it. From ???@0x00000493 Tue Jun 08 09:10:55 2004 Subject: Re: Tidying up around the house Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: barbara@bookpro.com References: <40c3b27a.2442532@news.m.iinet.net.au> <40c3cf83.1754392212@news.eastlink.ca> <10c8re1cuhuord5@corp.supernews.com> Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 09:10:55 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 barbara@bookpro.com wrote in news:10c8re1cuhuord5@corp.supernews.com: > On Mon, 07 Jun 2004 02:20:11 GMT, DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla > Vladschyk) wrote: > > > >>Explain cleaning methods and materials. Was anything called a >>"Swiffer" or a "Swiffer Wet" employed? > > I meant to do an instant review of a Swiffer Wet Jet a few weeks ago: > First mop I've ever owned that came with a user's manual. Just don't let your dog eat it... Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003D4 Tue Jun 08 10:44:42 2004 Subject: Re: cactus Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: pugi References: Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 10:44:42 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "pugi" wrote in news:IP7xc.6909$%r.94768 @nasal.pacific.net.au: > I realise this may not be pertinent to melb.general but I thought it was > interesting enough for posting it. > > p > > A true story and its source was the Australian Quarantine Inspection > Service in Adelaide. 9! http://www.snopes.com/horrors/insects/cactus.htm -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000501 Tue Jun 08 10:52:34 2004 Subject: Re: Website Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Mark Hill References: <2930f$40c50c1b$428643b1$15573@msgid.meganewsservers.com> Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 10:52:34 +1000 Lines: 29 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Mark Hill wrote in news:2930f$40c50c1b$428643b1 $15573@msgid.meganewsservers.com: > Seth Goldin wrote: > >> I would tell you guys the address to my website but I don't trust >> you. >> >> -- S. Usenet is a big, scary, and unfamiliar place! >> >> Also, no one here actually wants to see it. > > You're not this guy, are you? Google thinks you're a typo. > > http://www.sethgodin.com/sg/ > http://sethgodin.typepad.com/ How the heck did Kibology get archived on the "Talk about religion" website? http://www.talkaboutreligion.com/group/alt.religion.kibology/ Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005B4 Tue Jun 08 13:12:22 2004 Subject: Re: Tards ringing me Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: unidyne References: Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 13:12:22 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "unidyne" wrote in news:cQ7xc.57661$mm1.10370@fed1read06: > I once got 40, count 'em, FOURTY wrong numbers on one day! All of them > were men with Hispanic-sounding accents asking "Is Yvonne there?". I > kept saying, "There's no one here by that name!" Then THEY would hang > up! > > The last call was at around 10:30 at night. This caller's voice > sounded "Anglo" and simply asked if Vyonne was there. I explained that > I had been getting many calls that day, all asking for Yvonne, and > that no one by that name lived there (I must have sounded > exasperated). He calmly replied, "Oh. Sorry." and hung up. The calls > stopped. > > The next day, I explained this incident to a friend. He said that "Is > Yvonne there?" may have been a code, like "Has the cocaine been > delivered yet?" > Just for fun when talking to people in call centres, try muttering Hindi swearwords under your breath and see if gets their attention. That would also be a good thing to yell at telemarketers. From ???@0x0000049C Tue Jun 08 14:13:45 2004 Subject: Re: Reagan Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Darla Vladschyk References: <40c52bf5.1843654515@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 14:13:45 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote in news:40c52bf5.1843654515@news.eastlink.ca: > But doesn't anyone remember that his average approval rating for the > eight years of his Presidency was only 53%? Does his tripling of the > national debt ring a bell? Star Wars? Rumour has it that Gorbachev offered to give up all nuclear weapons forever if Reagan would abandon his toy Star Wars program, he didn't and the deal never took place (I have only one source for this information though so make of it what you will.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002D8 Wed Jun 09 08:48:52 2004 Subject: OT: The Simpsons Terror Alert level Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2004 08:48:52 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.creativespill.com/advisory/ Created by the same person who gained minor web celebrity status for posting webcam photos of herself performing home dentistry. Go Spammy! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003B5 Wed Jun 09 09:56:23 2004 Subject: Re: Kibological Camping Eats Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Wiblur the Once References: Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2004 09:56:23 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Wiblur the Once wrote in news:Xns95027C0D14BD8wiblurcomcastnet@216.196.97.136: > I just found a recipe on Tribe.net that just screamed out to me to be > posted on ARK: > > Twinkie Weiner Sandwiches > Weird Al used to eat these on tour before he became a vegan. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002B0 Wed Jun 09 10:56:22 2004 Subject: The Simpsons Terror Alert Level Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2004 10:56:22 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.creativespill.com/advisory/ Soon to be taken down by Fox lawyers so get in quick! My favourite is the one with Homer. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000040E Wed Jun 09 14:09:11 2004 Subject: Re: Conan related Japanese snack item, sort of Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.fan.conan-obrien To: GBlueOwl References: <20040607235938.02583.00000278@mb-m07.aol.com> Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2004 14:09:11 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 gblueowl@aol.com (GBlueOwl) wrote in news:20040607235938.02583.00000278@mb-m07.aol.com: > The favorite candy bar of Conan and that Randy Jackson guy: > > http://www.thejasper.com/Engrish/Engrish15/Crunky01.gif > I'll see you that and raise you: http://members.iinet.net.au/~burrage/melb_arkple02/Pic05.html Mister Nyam Nyam, Pocky, Chocolate Colon, and Crunky Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002FC Wed Jun 09 14:29:16 2004 Subject: New Transformers video game Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2004 14:29:16 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Anyone seen/played this yet? It was made in Melbourne, Austria. Also the government owned station had a 5 minute ad for it disguised as a music video of the Transformers theme song performed by Regurgitator. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000437 Wed Jun 09 14:46:33 2004 Subject: Re: Reagan Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: TimC References: <40c52bf5.1843654515@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Wed, 09 Jun 2004 14:46:33 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 TimC wrote in news:slrn-0.9.7.4-853-26947-200406081340-tc@hexane.ssi.swin.edu.au: > On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 at 03:07 GMT, Darla Vladschyk (aka Bruce) > was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea: >> It's true that his big Hollywood moments--- the Berlin Wall speech, > > "Ich bin Hamburger"? > I am a jelly donut. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000461 Thu Jun 10 08:59:04 2004 Subject: Re: Cinematic Vomiting Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: nikolai kingsley References: <50a97d4f.0405311710.e96aaf9@posting.google.com> <40BCE5C8.8BA79B49@verizon.net> <2ije5dFnl0bmU1@uni-berlin.de> Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 08:59:04 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "nikolai kingsley" wrote in news:2ije5dFnl0bmU1@uni-berlin.de: > > has anyone compiled a list of hollywood productions that feature > vomiting scenes? Stand By Me (the pie eating sequence) Australian Ghosts of the Civil Dead (when the guard gets stabbed repeatedly) The Adventures of Barry McKenzie (he chunders on some bloke's head, it looks like a can of baked beans.) > ace, as soon as i get my DVD ripping software straightened out, i'll > compile you a VCD. I'm sure you can find all the vomit-porn you want with Bittorrent and a broadband connection. From ???@0x0000027C Thu Jun 10 09:28:17 2004 Subject: Worst porn name ever! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 09:28:17 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Choky Ice Was this person holding the door when they were giving out porn names or what? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003B5 Thu Jun 10 10:41:34 2004 Subject: Windows Media Player not playing WMV files properly Newsgroups: MyNews:rec.video.desktop Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 10:41:34 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 For this page: http://videos.timchuma.com/thetownbikes/index.htm I had someone trying to view the videos say that Windows Media Player downloads the codec correctly, but then it doesn't play the video properly (it just displays fractal patterns.) I just told them to try with a newer version of the Media Player, but does anyone else have any idea why it would do this? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005A3 Thu Jun 10 11:20:20 2004 Subject: Re: If you're fat, it's because some gay people got married. Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: <17b2f$40c6bcca$428643b1$1129@msgid.meganewsservers.com> Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 11:20:20 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0906041538510001@10.0.1.2: > I've done the experiment already, because I am so smart. > > If you eat at McDonalds, you turn gay in the happy-painted-clown way, > complete with yellow vinyl overalls with jodhpur-style thighs. > If you eat at White Castle, you discover leather. Eating at McDonalds > will make you "clown gay", but eating at White Castle will run you up > the leather flagpole, and you better believe people will salute. > Also Toby Randoff (from American Splendor) "NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY OF MY WHITE CASTLE HAMBURGERS" ate a heap of them and ended up in a movie called "Killer Nerd" Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003E1 Thu Jun 10 12:40:16 2004 Subject: Re: If you're fat, it's because some gay people got married. Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: <17b2f$40c6bcca$428643b1$1129@msgid.meganewsservers.com> Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 12:40:16 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns95047357D12B1chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > Toby Randoff Whoops, I mean Toby Radloff, in case he's looking through Google Groups. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000604 Thu Jun 10 13:53:39 2004 Subject: Postmodern Song Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 13:53:39 +1000 Lines: 32 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I remember hearing the following comic on the radio during the comedy festival this year: Bedroom Philosopher http://www.justinheazlewood.com/bedroom.html He pefromed the following song, but I could only remember two lines from it (it went on for ages): Postmodern Song I'm so postmodern that I shaved off all my hair, knitted it into a beanie and threw it off a bridge I'm so postmodern that I booked a 'round world ticket, filled my clothes with eggplant and sent them off instead Any idea's for what an ARK inspired continuation of this song would look like? I'm so postmodern that I sent Tim Tams to Canada, watch Kung Fu in Melbourne and don't know Cantonese. I'm so postmodern that I thought I could write like this, found my error and continued doing it anyway. I'm so postmodern that I am sick of doing this already, but I'll keep doing it and annoy everyone on Mars. I'm so postmodern that I'm always saying thanks, even when it doesn't warrant it and it gets rather boring. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003A5 Thu Jun 10 14:43:48 2004 Subject: Hyperventilating = Good Curry? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 14:43:48 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I went to dinner before the Producers on Friday with a friend and his boyfriend and he said how he likes really hot curries, hot enough that he sometimes ends up hyperventilating and having to go to the toilet to stick his head in the sink under a tap. Does anyone know of any super hot & spicy ingredients that I could recomend to him for home cooking? (He is also a chef) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000654 Thu Jun 10 14:46:53 2004 Subject: Re: Reagan Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Mark South References: <40c52bf5.1843654515@news.eastlink.ca> <2iovqoFpuqvvU1@uni-berlin.de> <40c749e9$1_3@news.bluewin.ch> Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 14:46:53 +1000 Lines: 33 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Mark South" wrote in news:40c749e9$1_3@news.bluewin.ch: > "Zixia" wrote in message > news:2iovqoFpuqvvU1@uni-berlin.de... >> Quoth the Tim Chmielewski: >> > TimC wrote: >> > >> >> On Tue, 08 Jun 2004 at 03:07 GMT, Darla Vladschyk (aka Bruce) >> >> was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea: >> >>> It's true that his big Hollywood moments--- the Berlin Wall >> >>> speech, >> >> >> >> "Ich bin Hamburger"? >> >> >> > I am a jelly donut. > > Somehow it bugs me that he never quite gets that one right. > >> HI TIM! >> >> Could you please at least TRY to put the 'wit' in 'fuckwit'? > Could someone who doesn't have Zixia killfiled and -10k scored pleased tell him to SMOKE MY FAT KRANSKY! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000033D Thu Jun 10 15:10:49 2004 Subject: Free mail via nepotism? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.folklore.urban Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 15:10:49 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I read a news story about a US peacekeeper stationed in Bosnia who wanted to send a letter to his brother in the US, so he got a piece of cardboard and wrote "free" in one corner and wrote on the rest of it. It ended up being sent and the recipent was the head of the US postal service. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000504 Thu Jun 10 15:31:16 2004 Subject: Skipping fields in a request object? Newsgroups: MyNews:microsoft.public.inetserver.asp.general Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 15:31:16 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 As it helps me with my coding I have been writing out the general steps I want to do in plain english before writing ASP. The values come from a customised data grid (not in .NET) that is generated according to what fields need to be recorded for that record. What I want to try and do is as follows: - Read form fields into input array (skip first three values : savevalues, userid, productcode) - Save last value of every row (add to quantity for extra info) - rest of processing Is the first one even possible using plain ASP? I remember being able to do it using Javascript, but I couldn't get it to work properly. I have tried to use Arrays in ASP before, but without much success. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000034A Thu Jun 10 15:38:03 2004 Subject: Access 2k database keeps changing security permissions Newsgroups: MyNews:comp.databases.ms-access Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 15:38:03 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I have a an Access 2000 database that I have given read & write permissions to the IUSR & IWAM users on my machine (for a web application), but every time I open the database directly, it loses the permissions for those users. Anyone know how this happens? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000042A Thu Jun 10 16:10:40 2004 Subject: Re: Japan and sex (what a suprise) Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.folklore.urban To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040608020405.06123.00000523@mb-m13.aol.com> Date: Thu, 10 Jun 2004 16:10:40 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040608020405.06123.00000523@mb-m13.aol.com: > (Snopes, as usual, has nothing, probably because their search engine > is a mystery of the ages. And whoever looks at the logs now will > wonder how much of a perv I am) You can use Google and do the following: site:snopes.com "Search term here" Usually works for me. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003C3 Fri Jun 11 07:37:22 2004 Subject: Re: Screen Captures for Wednesday June 9th, 2004 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.fan.conan-obrien To: TOConanFan References: <6b0c0a5e.0406101110.1e0fcf9d@posting.google.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 07:37:22 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 s_k_8_r@yahoo.com (TOConanFan) wrote in news:6b0c0a5e.0406101110.1e0fcf9d@posting.google.com: > Here are last nights captures: > > http://community.webshots.com/album/151351842YCqLfT Yay! There are some things in the last show that would be impossible to explain without photos. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000528 Fri Jun 11 07:43:05 2004 Subject: Re: ATTN: Melbourne area Kibologists Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: James Vandenberg References: Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 07:43:05 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 James Vandenberg wrote in news:dhu9ac.kdb.ln@192.168.1.254: > I have booked a plane ticket, from here to home, on the FIRST of JULIE. > BUT: From 1420 to 1810, I have NOTHING TO DO but sit in Melbourne > Airport. Suggestions. It would probably be pushing it to go into Melbourne (at least half an hour each way via Skybus), but there are plenty of shops in Melbourne airport you can check out and also a bar opposite a duty free shop where I bought my Dad VB socks before he went to England. I am working that day but you could probably find someone in Melbourne who could meet you at the airport. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000034E Fri Jun 11 07:44:54 2004 Subject: Crotch is a Muppet! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 07:44:54 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 As seen on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (9th June 2004) (straight off the satellite in Austria) Interesting pillow my eye! http://community.webshots.com/photo/151351842/151352840QikOZE No wonder he doesn't want to put his finger on it http://community.webshots.com/photo/151351842/151352852XASEZx Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000043D Fri Jun 11 09:20:04 2004 Subject: Re: Any of You Bozos Been to Singapore? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Kevin S. Wilson" References: <73mhc05orfiffjk6cnlffah380h60d9nk4@4ax.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 09:20:04 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Kevin S. Wilson wrote in news:73mhc05orfiffjk6cnlffah380h60d9nk4@4ax.com: > My wife is going to Singapore in July and again in August, when I will > most likely go with her. She'll be there for only four days in July, > but in August we'll be there a week. > > Any of you bozos ever been there? If so, cough up the info, please. > I have a friend who went there last year, I will ask him. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000501 Fri Jun 11 11:00:50 2004 Subject: Re: Any of You Bozos Been to Singapore? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Kevin S. Wilson" References: <73mhc05orfiffjk6cnlffah380h60d9nk4@4ax.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 11:00:50 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Kevin S. Wilson wrote in news:73mhc05orfiffjk6cnlffah380h60d9nk4@4ax.com: > My wife is going to Singapore in July and again in August, when I will > most likely go with her. She'll be there for only four days in July, > but in August we'll be there a week. > > Any of you bozos ever been there? If so, cough up the info, please. > Also look for the "Visiting Singapore" book on this site: http://www.icdlbooks.org/ I found it very informative (I just looked at the pictures.) Chewing gum is no longer banned supposedly. Also: http://www.expatsingapore.com/ Also, time for pie! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000046B Fri Jun 11 11:37:28 2004 Subject: Re: List for Tuesday June 8 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.fan.conan-obrien To: Jaffy18 References: <20040610195655.00660.00000882@mb-m01.aol.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 11:37:28 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 jaffy18@aol.com (Jaffy18) wrote in news:20040610195655.00660.00000882@mb-m01.aol.com: > how many conan hates my homeland segments have there been so far? i > think i've missed a few. does anyone have a list of all the countries > and insults hes done so far? a long shot, i know, but im really mad > that i missed it. let me know > I'm going to send him a postcard asking him why he skipped Australia, aren't we good enough or something? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000030B Fri Jun 11 13:27:30 2004 Subject: That oughta stop Chinese Heroes cutting class! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 13:27:30 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 According to the brochure of a soon to be released PDA roll marking package for one of my company's products, Wong Fei Hong is in sick bay. (They would have to use the name list I generated for an example.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000028C Fri Jun 11 14:02:52 2004 Subject: Rick Moranis Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 14:02:52 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Anyone heard any news stories about him lately? I don't want to go off just one news report posted to a newsgroup. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000480 Fri Jun 11 15:43:51 2004 Subject: Re: Thanks, Chuma! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tamara References: <6_ayc.175004$Ar.122332@twister01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com> Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 15:43:51 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Tamara" wrote in news:6_ayc.175004$Ar.122332@twister01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com: > The massive box filled with packets upon packets of Tim Tams arrived > safely today! YAY! Thank you so much! It took them long enough to get delivered (almost as long as sending them from Austria), but I was able to send 10 packets instead of just 5 this time as I ordered from a US based site (they probably had to restock or something.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000430 Fri Jun 11 15:44:36 2004 Subject: Re: Rick Moranis Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Jeremy D. Impson" References: Date: Fri, 11 Jun 2004 15:44:36 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Jeremy D. Impson" wrote in news:Pine.LNX.4.60.0406110047320.30337@monster.apt.net: > On Thu, 11 Jun 2004, Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> I don't want to go off just one news report posted to a newsgroup. > > I don't want you to, either. Er, I think. > The story was posted on alt.folklore.urban about him running on the railroad tracks. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000F4E Tue Jun 15 11:16:41 2004 Subject: UpRRRooted gig at the Palace (14th June 2004) Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 11:16:41 +1000 Lines: 74 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 UpRRRooted at the Palace, St Kilda Benefit for RRR FM's "Move Your R's" campaign 14th June 2004 As this show is going to receive a ton of coverage through RRR, I'll just say a few words as to what parts I liked the most. I thought it was strange that Chris Wilson & GIT were on so early in the day. At least it gave Chris the opportunity to introduce them and the girls from GIT went on to do guest spots with a couple of other bands later in the day. After watching some of Lisa Miller I went out to the front to watch Wagons. Henry Wagon stole the show with his pink shirt and dry sense of humour. They were one of my favourite acts on the day and the audience seemed to enjoy them too. (New CD from them soon.) There was no food for sale inside the venue, so after a quick trip down to Acland street (and eating my dinner on the steps of the Palace - NO YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY CHIPS! Smartarse bouncers wanting some for some chick they are hot for) I stuck my head in the packed out Front bar to see CW Stoneking setting up. Steven Cummings was playing on the main stage with Rebecca Barnard on backing vocals and Claire Moore as one of the two drummers. I watched him from up the back while Mick Thomas set up. I was really looking forward to Mick Thomas and the Sure Thing as I missed seeing them when GIT was touring with them last year. Not to be outdone in the cowboy fashion stakes, Mick Thomas wore his "chicken" cowboy shirt to have one over Henry Wagons who he heard was wearing the best shirt on the night. Even the girls from GIT enjoyed them as I saw them dancing up a storm off to one side. They were my second favourite band of the night (GIT was the first if you even needed to ask) and Trish from GIT, then Sarah and Suzannah joined them for the last few songs of their set. At the last minute I decided to go see Barb Waters out the front instead of staying for Jo Jo Zep and the Falcons (I saw some of them later) and I got to see one of the other bands I liked most on the night. As they were in the audience, the majority of GIT got up to sing the last song with Barb and her band. I have to get her CD one of these days. Kerri Simpson had a bit of trouble setting up, but the crowd seemed to enjoy her once she got going. I liked the traditional percussion used in her act and also Ian Collard and Suzannah Espie got up to sing some songs with her towards the end. He was a bit late starting, but when he did Paul Kelly had the audience's full attention (even people sitting up the top came down to watch him.) Such is his popularity he could of played whatever he felt like and people still would have liked it, which is what he did (he didn't play many of his really famous songs, just one or two.) I liked when he got a lucky couple from the crowd to dance onstage for "Falling Again" and when CW Stoneking (who kept walking around the back of the stage) came up to sing on one song with a friend of his. Unlike all of the other bands, Paul Kelly got to do an encore. I had to leave as I didn't want to stay too late. I did get to say hello to the lovely woman who sold me the ticket to the gig at the Breakfasters outside broadcast last week, but I forgot to ask her name again - Doh! Photos here: http://photos.timchuma.com/upRRRooted/index.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000F7B Tue Jun 15 11:17:39 2004 Subject: Austria had a holiday for the Queen's old birthday yesterday Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 11:17:39 +1000 Lines: 76 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 What I did on it: UpRRRooted at the Palace, St Kilda Benefit for RRR FM's "Move Your R's" campaign 14th June 2004 As this show is going to receive a ton of coverage through RRR, I'll just say a few words as to what parts I liked the most. I thought it was strange that Chris Wilson & GIT were on so early in the day. At least it gave Chris the opportunity to introduce them and the girls from GIT went on to do guest spots with a couple of other bands later in the day. After watching some of Lisa Miller I went out to the front to watch Wagons. Henry Wagon stole the show with his pink shirt and dry sense of humour. They were one of my favourite acts on the day and the audience seemed to enjoy them too. (New CD from them soon.) There was no food for sale inside the venue, so after a quick trip down to Acland street (and eating my dinner on the steps of the Palace - NO YOU CANNOT HAVE ANY CHIPS! Smartarse bouncers wanting some for some chick they are hot for) I stuck my head in the packed out Front bar to see CW Stoneking setting up. Steven Cummings was playing on the main stage with Rebecca Barnard on backing vocals and Claire Moore as one of the two drummers. I watched him from up the back while Mick Thomas set up. I was really looking forward to Mick Thomas and the Sure Thing as I missed seeing them when GIT was touring with them last year. Not to be outdone in the cowboy fashion stakes, Mick Thomas wore his "chicken" cowboy shirt to have one over Henry Wagons who he heard was wearing the best shirt on the night. Even the girls from GIT enjoyed them as I saw them dancing up a storm off to one side. They were my second favourite band of the night (GIT was the first if you even needed to ask) and Trish from GIT, then Sarah and Suzannah joined them for the last few songs of their set. At the last minute I decided to go see Barb Waters out the front instead of staying for Jo Jo Zep and the Falcons (I saw some of them later) and I got to see one of the other bands I liked most on the night. As they were in the audience, the majority of GIT got up to sing the last song with Barb and her band. I have to get her CD one of these days. Kerri Simpson had a bit of trouble setting up, but the crowd seemed to enjoy her once she got going. I liked the traditional percussion used in her act and also Ian Collard and Suzannah Espie got up to sing some songs with her towards the end. He was a bit late starting, but when he did Paul Kelly had the audience's full attention (even people sitting up the top came down to watch him.) Such is his popularity he could of played whatever he felt like and people still would have liked it, which is what he did (he didn't play many of his really famous songs, just one or two.) I liked when he got a lucky couple from the crowd to dance onstage for "Falling Again" and when CW Stoneking (who kept walking around the back of the stage) came up to sing on one song with a friend of his. Unlike all of the other bands, Paul Kelly got to do an encore. I had to leave as I didn't want to stay too late. I did get to say hello to the lovely woman who sold me the ticket to the gig at the Breakfasters outside broadcast last week, but I forgot to ask her name again - Doh! Photos here: http://photos.timchuma.com/upRRRooted/index.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000422 Tue Jun 15 11:34:45 2004 Subject: Re: It finally happened... Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 11:34:45 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-1306042329290001@10.0.1.2: > It finally happened. Someone said "HOLY SHIT!" in reaction to your hair? > A guy in a Verizon commercial just talked about connecting to the > "Interweb". Bah! > Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go throw up forever. There is a highly lucrative line of porn that will want you if you can do that. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000461 Tue Jun 15 12:18:32 2004 Subject: Re: Thanks, Chuma! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Claudine References: <6_ayc.175004$Ar.122332@twister01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com> <20040614070939.27EC.1.NOFFLE@chionh.org.local> Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 12:18:32 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Claudine wrote in news:20040614070939.27EC.1.NOFFLE@chionh.org.local: > On 11 June 2004, Tamara wrote, > >> Normally it takes me about a half hour of teeny-tiny bites before I am >> able to eat an entire biscuit. Today, though, I went through three in >> a row in no time flat. > > Yay! Tamara is learning the Austrian method of Tim-Tam eating. Pah! Try a packet in 5 minutes! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000851 Tue Jun 15 12:54:32 2004 Subject: Re: FOOT-BALL Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: John Burrage References: Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 12:54:32 +1000 Lines: 44 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 John Burrage wrote in news:cabf5m$odh$1@enyo.uwa.edu.au: > G'day footy fans! > > Since everyone on ark is literally MAD about AFL, and since we are > exactly halfway through the AFL season, I thought it might be timely > to let everyone know just how their adopted team is going. We start at > the top of the ladder and progress to the bottom: > > 1. St Kilda (played 11, won 10, lost 1, drawn 0, percentage 153.02%) > Rooters: Kurt Stocklmeir & Archimedies Plutonium > My Dad barracks for St Kilda, if they get in the Grand Final he will have the shed decked out again and have all his friends around. One of the best memories I have of going to a game was at VFL Park (aka. Waverly, Artic Park) when I had a headache and had to go sleep in the car. I woke up to hear the following: "BOMBERS!" (some stranger) "Three FUCKING points!" (my Dad) > 11. Collingwood (11, 4, 7, 0, 83.5) > Lleah Verre & Chris McGonnell > > "Oh, the premiership's a cakewalk, for good old Collingwood" goes > their club song. If they mean the sort of cakewalk where a chef > stumbles down a flight of stairs dropping his 10 strawberry shortcakes > then yes, it is. Seeing Collingwood lose to your team is one of the best things you can do in the AFL. My friend decided to skip seeing Essendon beat the Pies on Anzac Day this year the piker! (He would have made me stay to hear the Collingwood theme song SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW if they won though.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000618 Tue Jun 15 13:45:54 2004 Subject: Re: List for Friday June 11 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.fan.conan-obrien To: GBlueOwl References: <40CB78FF.83226FD@westley.org> <20040612233809.02583.00000322@mb-m07.aol.com> Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 13:45:54 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 gblueowl@aol.com (GBlueOwl) wrote in news:20040612233809.02583.00000322@mb-m07.aol.com: > > The erie Synchronicity between Conan & The Late Show with David > Letterman continues. On the very same night that Conan "retired" the > Walker lever, The Late Show had a ceremony officially retiring "The > Cape Thing", the bit where every Friday for the last two years, in the > middle of the show Paul would come out and sing a verse of the Blood > Sweat & Tears song "I Love You More Than You'll Ever Know" and > collapse to his knees, at which point a celebrity would come out with > a cape and drape it around Paul's shoulders and lead him away in > imitation of James Brown's old shtick. The difference is, Letterman > really is finished with The Cape Thing, while the Walker Lever will > almost certainly be back. > Either that or replace it with a MST3K lever. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004EA Tue Jun 15 15:01:10 2004 Subject: Re: Cinematic Vomiting Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: Ace Lightning References: <50a97d4f.0405311710.e96aaf9@posting.google.com> <40BCE5C8.8BA79B49@verizon.net> <2ije5dFnl0bmU1@uni-berlin.de> <40C565F4.F80E6E19@verizon.net> Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 15:01:10 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Ace Lightning wrote in news:40C565F4.F80E6E19@verizon.net: > nikolai kingsley wrote: >>>i've had quite a few *requests* for videos of me vomiting. >>>alas, since i have no similarly inclined partner, and i >>>can't think of a way to videotape myself that satisfies >>>my techie standards (not to mention that i also don't have >>>the hardware to convert it to .mpg or .wmv format), there's >>>very little chance of my ever producing my own vomit videos. >>has anyone compiled a list of hollywood productions that feature >>vomiting scenes? > > http://www.eonline.com/Features/Topten/Vomit/ Also the movie "Whore" where the drunken husband throws up in the dinner. From ???@0x000002DB Tue Jun 15 16:08:42 2004 Subject: All hail the transparent cube! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 15 Jun 2004 16:08:42 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Would the Black monolith from 2001 had as much inpact if it had appeared in it's original form of a transparent cube? Would it have been more fodder for George "Cubey" Hammond? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004C4 Wed Jun 16 08:12:07 2004 Subject: Re: Dalek personals ad Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Faceless Man References: Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2004 08:12:07 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Faceless Man wrote in news:anome-8CE049.19465513062004 @news01.comindico.com.au: > In article , > Tim Chmielewski wrote: >> The ad has a picture of a the Dalek in question on it. >> > It still sounds more like a cyberman. Maybe he's a cross-dresser. > Scan of the actual personals ad: http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/dalekpersonals.gif Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000275 Wed Jun 16 10:13:26 2004 Subject: Dalek personals ad Newsgroups: MyNews:rec.arts.drwho Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2004 10:13:26 +1000 Lines: 10 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 As seen in a local Melbourne newspaper: http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/dalekpersonals.gif Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000449 Wed Jun 16 13:10:32 2004 Subject: Re: Bum poker in the shite again Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.beable To: Beable van Polasm References: Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2004 13:10:32 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Beable van Polasm wrote in news:uxisdsz4s9.fsf@dingo.beable.com: > Good old Hopper! Never a dull moment with him around. > I heard Sarah Lee was going to licence their Stick Date Pudding with him. Also Roy & HG will be back at the Olympics doing their show this year so expect more of this type of joke. (No sign if Fatso the Fat-arsed wombat will be returning though.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005D2 Wed Jun 16 13:15:02 2004 Subject: Re: "Queer Eye For The Army Guy" gives G.I. Joe a fabulous makeover! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Wed, 16 Jun 2004 13:15:02 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-1506040203280001@10.0.1.2: > -> The coat-trousers combination costs $88, compared with $56 for > -> the current battle dress uniform. > > Hmm. I just paid about $225 for a jacket-chaps combination, but > mine has better camouflage (I can stand in front of a burning > Krispy Kreme at night, since it's black leather with red flames.) > It's worth the extra money to look more studly than some guy in a > Velcro-encrusted mandarin collar with permanent-press digital > camouflage. > The store I checked charges a lot more for that combo (plus a 10% extra charge for "larger sizes" if they need another half a cow hide.) For some reason the full latex bodysuit is the most expensive (it would be a bugger to clean also.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000362 Thu Jun 17 12:56:40 2004 Subject: Do they still show this episode of Cowboy Bebop in the US? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2004 12:56:40 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Session 19 Wild Horses Given the name of the "relic" of a Space Shuttle they fly in this episode and what they say about it, would they still play this episode? (Pierrot Le Fou is still my favourite episode of this series - "HELLO! *BLAM!* "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! HELLO...BOY!) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000439 Thu Jun 17 13:30:32 2004 Subject: Re: List for Tuesday June 15 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.fan.conan-obrien To: JZA References: <40D0F2C6.FC3FB604@westley.org> Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2004 13:30:32 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 JZA wrote in news:40D0F2C6.FC3FB604@westley.org: > Best Reason Jackie Chan Want's Conan To Stop Doing Such > HyperActive Jackie Chan Impressions: > It's not just that Chan wants to highlight his acting instead > of his martial art skills, Chan's getting old. He's nearly > fifty now, isn't he? He also recently had a close call with an upside-down sliding car while filming his movie "New Police Story" in Hong Kong this year. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000034B Thu Jun 17 14:03:06 2004 Subject: Explaining teh spam I get Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2004 14:03:06 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 >dank conjugal okinawa decorum. Why does this remind me of a whorehouse next to a US Military base? >backtrack statute. Looks like a giant sneaker >carrie change brassiere cinnamon reign After being hit with the pigs' blood, Carrie ripped off her bra and made it rain cinnamon buns. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000476 Thu Jun 17 14:23:00 2004 Subject: Re: New iPod Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Seth Goldin References: Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2004 14:23:00 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 sethgoldin@cox.net (Seth Goldin) wrote in news:a4132446.0406161748.75b7892e@posting.google.com: > I am so happy! I got a new iPod. I am informing this newsgroup > because I know that it is full of people who love their Macintoshes. > > Can anyone describe the iPod without using the words "chic," > "awesome," or "sleek?" I don't think so. Or as they called it on Jay Leno: "Stolen Music Holder" What would Conan O'Brien call it though? (He's too busy pulling the WTR lever to care.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000050A Thu Jun 17 15:02:24 2004 Subject: Re: Do they still show this episode of Cowboy Bebop in the US? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Ben Allard References: Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2004 15:02:24 +1000 Lines: 28 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Ben Allard wrote in news:Xns950B5D6871D1doidywoxwox@130.133.1.4: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: > >> Session 19 >> Wild Horses >> >> Given the name of the "relic" of a Space Shuttle they fly in this >> episode and what they say about it, would they still play this >> episode? > > Yes. > >> (Pierrot Le Fou is still my favourite episode of this series - >> "HELLO! *BLAM!* "Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! HELLO...BOY!) > > This important post has been brought to you by the letter DEATH. > OW! Mummy! It hurts! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000006EB Thu Jun 17 15:06:21 2004 Subject: Re: Bee alert! Bee alert! The bees have escaped! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Thu, 17 Jun 2004 15:06:21 +1000 Lines: 35 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-1606040129100001@10.0.1.2: > I was seriously planning to write several scenes from that movie, but > I thought sitting through the theme song was enough torture for > anyone, and besides, writing that made the songs I was parodying start > running through my head, and yes, the intermission music from "It's A > Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" does actually contain the lyric "go to the > LOBBY to do your HOBBY" but the difference is that that movie > _doesn't_ star a cameo appearance by wax figurines representing two of > the five Marx Brothers so mine's better, and also, mine has twice as > much funny if you consider that bees equal funny. > There is a cinema in Melbourne, Austria screening the original version with "restored" footage: http://www.astor-theatre.com/calendar/reviews/reviewsI/its-a-mmmm- world.html or http://tinyurl.com/2o2ud I have seen other double bills there such as the two Thunderbirds movies and two Sergio Leone Westerns with Clint Eastwood. Goonies & Caddyshack is on next month too. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003CE Fri Jun 18 07:27:08 2004 Subject: Re: My Lesbian Leather Fetish 7568 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology To: karenross@dsl.frognet.net References: Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 07:27:08 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 karenross@dsl.frognet.net wrote in news:caskjp$7j3$23@news1.frognet.net: > Ive posted some pics of my girlfriend in her new black leather cat > suit here for you to enjoy mmnltdrxocrecvyictqdikrddsxfdmnxm > You call that a URL? I even tried Rot13'ing it and I still couldn't find the address! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000486 Fri Jun 18 10:33:03 2004 Subject: Re: Bee alert! Bee alert! The bees have escaped! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: <40D10BF7.93E339EE@io.com> Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 10:33:03 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-1706040132000001@10.0.1.2: > The Avocado Avenger (stacia@io.com) wrote: >> Poor Zeppo, remembered only by Kibo in bad bee parodies. > > And let's not forget the only Marx Sister, Spring Marx, who, if > she existed, would not be remembered even by me, so it's good that > she didn't exist because it means I can make her up. Dibs on a "Fake Shemp" role! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000493 Fri Jun 18 11:37:05 2004 Subject: Re: Bee alert! Bee alert! The bees have escaped! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Captain Infinity References: <40D10BF7.93E339EE@io.com> Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 11:37:05 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Captain Infinity wrote in news:npg4d0lt21hefrge2glupav2i4ci885gnc@4ax.com: > Eenie Meenie Chili Beanie > Tim Chmielewski is about to speak: >>Dibs on a "Fake Shemp" role! >> >>Thanks. > > Too late. Joe Palma has that distinction. > http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0658012/ > And Bruce Campbell in Sami Raimi movies. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000302 Fri Jun 18 11:40:30 2004 Subject: McDonald's posters advertising "That movie" Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 11:40:30 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 As part of an "information campaign" in Austria every McDonalds now has a big poster in the window listing all the things from "That Movie" and discrediting (or so they think) things mentioned in the movie (their main line is that it only really applies to the USA.) I would go into the store and ask them what "That Movie" is. The whole thing has the tone of the arseclowns in Iraq gloating over their victories. Thanks. From ???@0x000004F8 Fri Jun 18 14:48:56 2004 Subject: Re: Bee alert! Bee alert! The bees have escaped! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: The Avocado Avenger References: <40D10BF7.93E339EE@io.com> <40D24729.E46A779F@io.com> Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 14:48:56 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The Avocado Avenger wrote in news:40D24729.E46A779F@io.com: > One of the few cool things about me is that I have an original 33 RPM > album of SNL skits, and the bees number is one of them. Also, Dueling > Brandos, which is the funniest thing evar. > I wish there was some way to turn vinyl into mp3s. Google for a program called CDWave and connect the Line Out on your stereo to the Line In on the sound card of your computer. You can make continous WAV recordings then convert them to MP3. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000046A Fri Jun 18 15:17:26 2004 Subject: Re: The Polyphonic Spree Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: revjack References: <10d481u9dtgl183@corp.supernews.com> Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 15:17:26 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 revjack wrote in news:10d481u9dtgl183 @corp.supernews.com: > The Polyphonic Spree makes Oasis look like Kula Shaker. > > Or is it the other way around Even if you try and turn it down this CD sounds really loud. Have you managed to listen to all of track 10 on their CD? I met a bloke at the pub who wants to join their cult. Also, the following is the best photo I have taken so far this year: http://photos.timchuma.com/upRRRooted/pages/upRRRooted_023.htm Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000522 Mon Jun 21 08:45:44 2004 Subject: Re: My Lesbian Leather Fetish 7568 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: <783e0$40d3e624$428643b1$21503@msgid.meganewsservers.com> Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 08:45:44 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-1906040345230001@10.0.1.2: > Also, how come none of you people has told me whether Garbled Catsuit > Lesbian likes to sleep with gay guys with bright orange hair? I need > information about such things ALL THE TIME! I would get in touch with Margaret Cho as according to the film I saw her in "Notorious CHO" it would be hard to find something she is NOT into. Also Ms CHO explained the connection between leather, Star Trek and Renaissance Fairs. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000826 Mon Jun 21 08:51:51 2004 Subject: Me in the 1980's Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 08:51:51 +1000 Lines: 54 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Watching the show "Chartbusting 80's" on TV I got the idea of trying to find that photo of me from 1982 where my Mum made me a robot costume to wear to school for the fancy dress parade. I couldn't find it, but I found these: In front of a tractor at the Royal Melbourne Show http://photos.timchuma.com/myself/1980s/rmstractor.jpg Hot new video game we got for Christmas http://photos.timchuma.com/myself/1980s/pooyan_rocks.jpg Truck from the popular cartoon M.A.S.K. http://photos.timchuma.com/myself/1980s/masktruck.jpg I remember seeing one episode where they found a secret stash of treasure inside Ayers Rock stored there by the Aboriginal tribe of the area - Even as a kid I thought that was stupid. The M.A.S.K. Theme Song Masked Crusaders, Working overtime, Fighting crime, Fighting crime! Secret raiders, Who will visualise/neutralise, As soon as the arrive, (At the site) Trakker's gonna lead the mission, And Spectrum's got such superb vision, Mmm...Mask! It's the mighty power that will save the day, Mmm...Mask! No one know's what life's/lies behind this masquerade, Mmm...Mask! Always riding on V.E.N.O.M.'s trail, Come see the laser rays, Fire away! Me wearing a stackhat and holding Optimus Prime (my brother got Megatron) http://photos.timchuma.com/myself/1980s/optimusprimestackhat.jpg 1987, Coonabarabran, Miniland/Dinoland, the T-Rex sounded suspiciously like a motorbike (for TimC) http://photos.timchuma.com/myself/1980s/Coonabarabran_dinosaur1987.jpg Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000355 Mon Jun 21 09:35:22 2004 Subject: TISM concert in Melbourne Sold out already Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.music Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 09:35:22 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 At least the 2nd July one. No wonder they charged $30 for this show, those latex bodysuits are $800 each (and they will probably be destroyed each show.) I was at the concert they have on their new DVD so I will have to buy it and look for myself in the crowd: http://www.madman.com.au/tism/ Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005EA Mon Jun 21 10:47:11 2004 Subject: Reading Form values into a Scripting.Dictionary Newsgroups: MyNews:microsoft.public.inetserver.asp.general Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 10:47:11 +1000 Lines: 32 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I have been trying to read values from a form into an array on a page without much success and was told to use a Scripting.Dictionary instead. There are a variable number of fields on the form as it is different according to which product is ordered (as are the fields that are used to create the record.) This is my first attempt: set OrderInfo = Server.CreateObject("scripting.dictionary") set OrderInfo("prodid") = Server.CreateObject("scripting.dictionary") set OrderInfo("userid") = Server.CreateObject("scripting.dictionary") OrderInfo("prodid") = lngProductID OrderInfo("userid") = lngUID For each x in Request.Form set OrderInfo("prodid")("userid")(x) = Server.CreateObject ("scripting.dictionary") OrderInfo("prodid")("userid")(x) = Request.Form(x) Next For each x in OrderInfo("prodid")("userid") Response.Write x & " = " & OrderInfo("prodid")("userid")(x) & "
" & vbcrlf Next Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000335 Mon Jun 21 10:55:32 2004 Subject: I will have to buy this DVD to check if I am on it Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 10:55:32 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.madman.com.au/tism/ I was at the concert on the first disc (it was a smallish room they played in.) Also I've worked out why they are charging so much (at least for an Austrian band) as those latex bodysuits are really expensive. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005DE Mon Jun 21 12:52:40 2004 Subject: Re: Name needed for original dessert creations Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Faceless Man References: <2c3132ec.0406181903.220c52e1@posting.google.com> Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 12:52:40 +1000 Lines: 32 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Faceless Man wrote in news:anome-12AE13.19281719062004@news01.comindico.com.au: > In article , > Bryce Utting wrote: > >> Maxim Projet wrote: >> > Dessert 1: Coco-Pops sprinkled over ice cream and drizzled with >> > maple syrup. >> > >> > Dessert 2: Ice cream placed in a bowl of Coco Pops and drowned in >> > maple syrup. >> >> *sigh*. >> >> "breakfast." >> > ITYM "Part of this complete breakfast". > I hate how they always show a complete table-full of food and say that, who could eat that much for breakfast? I usually have a bowl of Weetbix or a Cheese & Bacon roll from the bakery (straight from the oven sometimes.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000662 Mon Jun 21 13:41:28 2004 Subject: Re: Stiff Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv To: Seruhndipuhtee References: Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 13:41:28 +1000 Lines: 28 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Seruhndipuhtee" wrote in news:v7hBc.46345$sj4.9869@news-server.bigpond.net.au: > It was pleasant enough, had some funny lines ... yet, the middle > flagged and it meandered on and the plot was either too convoluted or > i just didn't care. also, scenes of murray on the phone ... then > making another call ... and another call are as exciting as watching > paint dry. haven't read the novels but there seemed some typical john > clarke flourishes here. the head in the roof scene, however, was silly > and the whole thing seemed more workmanlike than in any way inspired. > having said that, good to see a local drama on the box with more to > come. at least it didn't have the cringe factor so will be interesting > to see what the next one is like. Did anyone try rining the mobile phone number they gave out over the credits for the two cars and the house? How many establishing shots did they need of Sydney Road for crying out loud? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000208 Mon Jun 21 14:43:53 2004 Subject: Bite Me Sarah Lee! Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 14:43:53 +1000 Lines: 6 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Who the hell makes "cookies"? In Australia you make BISCUITS for crying out loud! I hope no bastard buys your stupid "bake at home cookie dough" with the dumbarse Australian voice over bloke pretending to be an American. From ???@0x000003CF Tue Jun 22 07:31:52 2004 Subject: Re: Information About The Foo Fighters. Parts 1 and 2 of 2. Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "John F. Winston" References: Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 07:31:52 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "John F. Winston" wrote in news:Pine.BSF.3.96.1040621141420.26335D-100000@shell.mlode.com: > Subject: Information About The Foo Fighters. June 21, 2004. > [elided] Nothing about Dave Grohl at all, what are you playing at Mr Winston? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000373 Tue Jun 22 07:33:43 2004 Subject: Re: A delightful snack combination Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Mark South References: <40d74b90$1_3@news.bluewin.ch> Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 07:33:43 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Mark South" wrote in news:40d74b90$1_3 @news.bluewin.ch: > http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3825221.stm There is also a movie called "Salo" where people eat "chocolate" but I don't want to hear about that! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000584 Tue Jun 22 08:07:43 2004 Subject: Re: Who's winning? (Posting stats) Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Jeremy Impson References: <3KCBc.369176$M3.210656@twister.nyroc.rr.com> Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 08:07:43 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Jeremy Impson wrote in news:3KCBc.369176$M3.210656@twister.nyroc.rr.com: > 3064 Postings from 319 posters, Sat May 29 15:00:20 2004 GMT to Mon > Jun 21 12:19:49 2004 GMT > > Posts % of tot poster > ----- -------- ------ > 148 4.83 "George Hammond" > 142 4.63 "Mark South" > 114 3.72 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) > 107 3.49 Tim Chmielewski I would not recommend trying to get to the top of this list unless you have nothing better to do, lots of time to do it in and a severe hatred for your employer for forcing you to borrow money off your parents as you don't get paid enough to live on. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005D4 Tue Jun 22 08:10:47 2004 Subject: Re: More fine bumper stickers sighted Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: <1irbd0h96ktgrbmodov4s6oibhhki7ulfb@4ax.com> Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 08:10:47 +1000 Lines: 30 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo- 2106040309350001@10.0.1.2: > Mark Edwards (Mark-Edwards@comcast.net) wrote: >> >> Subject: More fine bumper stickers sighted >> >> Same vehicle - they said: >> >> "I'm smiling. This should scare you." >> "What Would Pontius Pilate Do?" > > Thank you for just referring to it as a "vehicle" so as not to let > everyone know I can't afford a real car. It's rather embarrassing > to have to put my bumper stickers on a subway car. Coming soon to a subway car near you: http://www.labyrinth.net.au/~adamford/pages/mbd/HeavyProduct.html At one time they appeared on nearly every train carriage in Melbourne, Austria and were left there for quite a while as they are meant to be really hard to remove. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000043F Tue Jun 22 08:28:42 2004 Subject: Re: beheading #3? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: nikolai kingsley References: <10ddmn6kb1976c@corp.supernews.com> <2jo8gkF136o8qU1@uni-berlin.de> Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 08:28:42 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "nikolai kingsley" wrote in news:2jo8gkF136o8qU1@uni-berlin.de: > >> Looks like the South Korean is going to be next. > > > as a not particularly loyal Australian, i demand to know when it'll be > our turn! we sent troops! It will happen a week before the election and will help the government win a third term in office (the same as what happened with the whole "children overboard" debacle.) -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000A4A Tue Jun 22 09:43:30 2004 Subject: Re: My sisters were hit by a car last night. Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: dogsnus References: <2jgqgcF11abj9U1@uni-berlin.de> <2jinorF127ki1U1@uni-berlin.de> <2jnp8gF12tlkcU2@uni-berlin.de> Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 09:43:30 +1000 Lines: 57 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 dogsnus wrote in news:2jnp8gF12tlkcU2@uni-berlin.de: > Steve Christensen wrote in > news:slrncdbvjm.sd9.stnchris@xmission.xmission.com: >> What was the taxi doing down in the canyon? > > To get to the other side? I still have some pictures > of the thing around here somewhere. Every_single_panel > on the pickup was dented up.Drove it home,sticking > head out of window to see,jacked up the cab with a 12 ton > jack,installed new windshield and viola! A truck to drive > that was guaranteed to get you a parking place,with no > arguments from other drivers. > Pickup Truck (Suzannah Espie) I'm waiting for the phone to ring I should be out doing my thing Daydreaming and I'm thinking of you I'm waiting for the phone to ring I'd swallow my pride if I had to I'm waiting for the phone to ring, and I don't even know you with your hair that don't move and your pick up truck I know one thing's for sure, I sure would like to ... washing my dishes, cleaning my stove wiping down the bench three, four times or more trying not to make a noise I'm as quiet as a mouse I can do anything as long as I don't leave the house I'm going crazy, my knees are weak Close my eyes no surprises, I've had enough for one week If I call on you and you say yes Then I'll, then I'll, then I'll Oh my mind is like my soul Hand in hand they stumble around this black hole Oh my mind is like my heart trying to keep together but we're falling apart Tell myself I don't care about you but the truth is I want you to be my baby I'm waiting for the phone to ring I should be out doing my thing I'm waiting...I'm waiting...I'm waiting...I'm waiting... I'm waiting for the phone to ring pick me up in your pick up truck Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005AB Tue Jun 22 11:21:55 2004 Subject: Is it possible to change the request order of fields on a form? Newsgroups: MyNews:microsoft.public.inetserver.asp.general Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 11:21:55 +1000 Lines: 41 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 For an auto-generated form I have the following order of fields: savevalues userid productcode PrintColour1_1 Colour1_1 Quantity_1 " " " " " " " " PrintColour1_5 Colour1_5 Quantity_5 I was hoping to get them from the request object by rows, but they come out as the following (example values included): savevalues = yes userid = 4029 productcode = 46BN PrintColour1_1 = Black PrintColour1_2 = PrintColour1_3 = PrintColour1_4 = PrintColour1_5 = Colour1_1 = Red Colour1_2 = Colour1_3 = Colour1_4 = Colour1_5 = Quantity_1 = 5 Quantity_2 = Quantity_3 = Quantity_4 = Quantity_5 = Is there any way of changing this order as I think it may make it easier to process the fields (which can change according to what the original form fields are.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000057F Tue Jun 22 12:29:43 2004 Subject: Re: Is it possible to change the request order of fields on a form? Newsgroups: MyNews:microsoft.public.inetserver.asp.general To: Steven Burn References: Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 12:29:43 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Steven Burn" wrote in news:udecCu$VEHA.4064 @TK2MSFTNGP11.phx.gbl: > How are you getting the info from the database? > Selected products have a flag on their record that signifies they require extra fields on the order for more information. The names of these extra fields are stored in a seperate table that is looped through to build a unique form that has the input fields required for that product. When I work out how to get the fields from the Request.Form object I will loop through the "Extra fields" table to build an INSERT query that will insert the data into another table (which has all possible fields that are required.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003EC Tue Jun 22 12:36:14 2004 Subject: Re: More fine bumper stickers sighted Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: <1irbd0h96ktgrbmodov4s6oibhhki7ulfb@4ax.com> Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 12:36:14 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-2106041348310001@10.0.1.2: > >> > So, no pun, no cute, suggest a name [for a.r.k imaginary cycle >> > gang]. >> >> THE BACONS > > I SAID NO CUTE! > NO QT Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004B6 Tue Jun 22 12:37:36 2004 Subject: Re: More fine bumper stickers sighted Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: <1irbd0h96ktgrbmodov4s6oibhhki7ulfb@4ax.com> Date: Tue, 22 Jun 2004 12:37:36 +1000 Lines: 28 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns951080361A467chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in > news:kibo-2106041348310001@10.0.1.2: > >> >>> > So, no pun, no cute, suggest a name [for a.r.k imaginary cycle >>> > gang]. >>> >>> THE BACONS >> >> I SAID NO CUTE! >> > NO QT > Whoops, I mean: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOP_RS_UVWXYZ Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000637 Wed Jun 23 07:44:04 2004 Subject: Re: Victoria, Australia cracks down on John Belushi Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 07:44:04 +1000 Lines: 33 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-2206041526210001@10.0.1.2: > [an official news release from www.dpc.vic.gov.au] > -> > -> SWORDS TO BECOME PROHIBITED WEAPONS > -> > -> Swords will become prohibited weapons from July 1, carrying > -> penalties of up to $12,000 or six months in prison for illegal use > -> or possession, the Minister for Police and Emergency Services, > Andre -> Haermeyer said today. > -> The arseclown at my work never misses a chance to tell this to the Lord of the Rings nerd who has a Klingon sword from Star Trek and wants to buy some based on the books. He even saved a newspaper for a week to show him the article on the front cover. The new rule is really just a knee jerk reaction to the handfull of incidents outside of nightclubs where people have been attacked with "Samurai" swords (rubbish!) The bouncers are more dangerous. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005B6 Wed Jun 23 07:49:36 2004 Subject: Re: Follow-up to the most important news story EVER! Sex cones! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Fishbulb References: <40d7d0a5_4@news.chariot.net.au> Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 07:49:36 +1000 Lines: 31 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Fishbulb" wrote in news:40d7d0a5_4@news.chariot.net.au: > > "James "Kibo" Parry" wrote in message > news:kibo-2106041437120001@10.0.1.2... > > >> -> "Undoubtedly other people seemed to have derived a lot of humour >> and -> amusement from what transpired," she said. > > Not in Scotland, land of the dour. > > The word "dour" was invented for the Scottish. > > Also, the word "dour", which is pronounced differently, but means the > same thing. > > There is no humour, amusement or fun-having in Scotland. > "There's noooooooo kinky stuff in Scotland!" - barmaid to my Dad at a Scottish hotel when he said he wanted a can to drink in the bath (she thought he said something else.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000838 Wed Jun 23 09:40:53 2004 Subject: Re: Victoria, Australia cracks down on John Belushi Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Polyglot References: <40d8ba6a$0$9470$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au> Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 09:40:53 +1000 Lines: 41 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Polyglot" wrote in news:40d8ba6a$0$9470$5a62ac22@per-qv1-newsreader-01.iinet.net.au: > > "Tim Chmielewski" wrote in message > news:Xns95114EADBED64chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4... >> kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in >> news:kibo-2206041526210001@10.0.1.2: >> >> > [an official news release from www.dpc.vic.gov.au] >> > -> >> > -> SWORDS TO BECOME PROHIBITED WEAPONS >> > -> >> > -> Swords will become prohibited weapons from July 1, carrying >> > -> penalties of up to $12,000 or six months in prison for illegal >> > use -> or possession, the Minister for Police and Emergency >> > Services, Andre -> Haermeyer said today. >> > -> > [snip] > > Dr Sykes (Benalla) Hansard 16 Sept 2003 : > > "The Control of Weapons (Amendment) Regulations will, among other > things, prevent the display of family heirloom swords over the > fireplace in the family home and the conduct of a sword dance at a > Highland games or country show unless a prior permit has been > obtained". Speaking of Highland, there was a bloke a couple of years ago who thought he was the "Highlander" and being attacked by demons so he stood in the intersection in front of Melbourne's main train station while talking with a French accent (he also had a big sword.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003A1 Wed Jun 23 09:42:52 2004 Subject: Re: the gmail! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: talysman References: Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 09:42:52 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 talysman wrote in news:wk7jtzz0tu.fsf@gmail.com: > let's see if I've correctly changed my from line. > > ok, everybody, FLOOD MY GMAIL! I DARE YOU! > Take off that '+usenet' line and we'll see. 99% of the mail to my account is eaten by SpamAssassin (not missing much) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000397 Wed Jun 23 10:38:53 2004 Subject: Re: Searching the Information Superhighway Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Jeremy D. Impson" References: <40d863b4.9737141@news.supernews.com> Date: Wed, 23 Jun 2004 10:38:53 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Jeremy D. Impson" wrote in news:Pine.LNX.4.60.0406222015030.26440@monster.apt.net: Thanks, this is a big help. >> >> Tim > > Chuma, are you trolling me? > Snot me! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000029E Thu Jun 24 07:38:35 2004 Subject: What wacky chimp selects Conan's ties? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.fan.conan-obrien Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 07:38:35 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Rainbow on brown for crying out loud! Saying "I don't choose these myself" doesn't help matters any either. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000A68 Thu Jun 24 08:08:51 2004 Subject: RE: Reading Form values into a Scripting.Dictionary Newsgroups: MyNews:microsoft.public.inetserver.asp.general To: "=?Utf-8?B?U3RlcGhlbk1jQw==?=" References: <77A7D5FC-2150-4C6C-AF08-844A30F750AB@microsoft.com> Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 08:08:51 +1000 Lines: 74 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "=?Utf-8?B?U3RlcGhlbk1jQw==?=" wrote in news:77A7D5FC-2150-4C6C-AF08-844A30F750AB@microsoft.com: > - array example: > ....Read into dict: > Dim oArray() > ReDim oArray(Request.Form.Count) > For i = 0 To Request.Form.Count > oArray(i) = Request.Form(i) > Next > I ended up using your array example: ' Store Extra Product Fields Dim ProductFieldsArray() ReDim ProductFieldsArray(intNumFields) strSQL = "SELECT FieldName FROM tblProductExtraFields WHERE ProductCode Like '" & strPC & "'" Set rstProduct = Server.CreateObject("ADODB.Recordset") rstProduct.Open strSQL, conConnection i = 0 Do While Not rstProduct.EOF ProductFieldsArray(i) = rstProduct("FieldName") rstProduct.MoveNext i = i + 1 Loop rstProduct.Close ' Store form values Dim oArray() ReDim oArray(Request.Form.Count) For i = 0 To Request.Form.Count oArray(i) = Request.Form(i) Next intStopVal = Ubound(oArray) intStartVal = 4 intSet = Ubound(ProductFieldsArray) - 1 intSetStop = intStartVal + intSet strSQLStart = "INSERT INTO tblCartExtraInfo(lngUserID, lngProductID" For n = 0 to Ubound(ProductFieldsArray) - 1 strSQLStart = strSQLStart & ", " & ProductFieldsArray(n) Next strSQLStart = strSQLStart & ") VALUES ('" & lngUID & "','" & lngProductID & "'," ' Checking input values & insert For i = 0 to 4 strSQLValues = "" intHasVals = 0 For j = intStartVal to intsetStop strSQLValues = strSQLValues & "'" & oArray(j) & "'," if len(oArray(j)) > 0 then intHasVals = intHasVals + 1 end if Next strSQLValues = Mid(strSQLValues,1,len(strSQLValues) - 1) & ")" strSQLFull = strSQLStart & strSQLValues intStartVal = intSetStop + 1 intSetStop = intStartVal + intSet if intHasVals = intSet + 1 then conConnection.Execute(strSQLFull) end if Next Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003B2 Thu Jun 24 08:10:07 2004 Subject: Re: My girlfriend in a wet white bra 7981 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology To: terryreid@coslink.net References: <40d9fb2e$1@news.coslink.net> Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 08:10:07 +1000 Lines: 14 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 terryreid@coslink.net wrote in news:40d9fb2e$1@news.coslink.net: > My girlfriends nipples poking out of her bra after a waterfight > > http://12.216.252.134:89/porn/BraShot.scr You're going to have to try harder than that to get me to download your puny virus - humph! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000041E Thu Jun 24 08:13:22 2004 Subject: Re: KiboMail Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 08:13:22 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-2306041454310001@10.0.1.2: > E-mail is the useless service that providers give their customers in > the hopes that they can entertain each other and leave the staff > alone. The people really in the know have all switched to using > TurboGopherVR. What ever happened to the "Archie" service? It was all the go in 1994! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000289 Thu Jun 24 10:53:50 2004 Subject: Re: Olsen twins try anorexia Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.slack,alt.tasteless To: "Rev. 11D Meow!" References: <76dc8$40d9e511$d8536fca$23080@snip.allthenewsgroups.com> Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 10:53:50 +1000 Lines: 6 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Rev. 11D Meow!" wrote in news:peoCc.13611$mG4.6969 @nwrddc03.gnilink.net: > http://www.paulzarouii.com/crap/error.html CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKING CUNT! From ???@0x000002B5 Thu Jun 24 11:06:52 2004 Subject: Why you do not click on USENET links blindly - lesson #1 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 11:06:52 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 STOP! DO NOT CLICK ON IT! http://www.paulzarouii.com/crap/error.html Beable and Zixia can ignore this warning. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000303 Thu Jun 24 14:18:01 2004 Subject: Attn Melbourne Kibologists - this weekend Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 14:18:01 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The only footy match I will go to this year: http://www.rrr.org.au/move/community_cup.html I've already got my $1 coins to throw in the blanket at half time (they raised $7000 from just that last year.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000006ED Fri Jun 25 07:34:44 2004 Subject: Pirates at the Edinburgh Fringe Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2004 07:34:44 +1000 Lines: 33 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Andrew McClelland's "Somewhat Accurate History of Pirates (1550-2017)" is going to the Edinburgh Fringe festival. Here's what I thought of the original show: http://timchuma.com/micf2004/sahp.htm I read this in an advertisement for a "Pirate Party": THE PIRATE PARTY – A Comedy Benefit Gig with Charlie Pickering, Greg Fleet, Sforzando + more http://www.cornerhotel.com/ A massive comedy fundraiser to help ship Andrew McClelland and Lawrence Leung award winning Comedy Festival show "THE SOMEWHAT ACCURATE HISTORY OF PIRATES" to the world’s biggest comedy festival - the Edinburgh Fringe. They celebrated sold out seasons in 2003 Melbourne Fringe (WINNER- Special Comedy Commendation Award) and the 2004 Melbourne Comedy Festival (WINNER – Comedians’ Choice Award). Performers on the night will include Greg Fleet , Charlie Pickering (JJJ, ABC TV’s Stand Up), Eddie Perfect (2004 Best Newcomer, Comedy Festival), Dave Callan (the beardy favourite), Gerard McCulloch (Rove Live), The Pinch (3RRR, Radiodead), Man Bites God, Wild Duck and Sforzando, Australia’s premiere Pirate Punk band. Thur 1 July $15 / $13 if ye dress be piratey at the door 8pm. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000591 Fri Jun 25 07:43:44 2004 Subject: Re: New Movie Show sucks Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv To: DRP535 References: Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2004 07:43:44 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DRP535 wrote in news:gi9kd0td9qda82ieb9sfogmlo6gaqs9s0u@4ax.com: > The DVD review section is a waste of time too. What can he say really? > The movie has already been shown and reviewed previously so all he's > got to talk about are the DVD 'extras' which everyone knows are > completely worthless anyway. I don't know anyone who has ever actually > watched all the extras on a DVD after the very first DVD they ever got > when they bought their first player. The Hong Kong Legends release of Project A (Platinum Edition) has some really good extras on it (buy it straight from the site through, not Minotaur or any other expensive stores.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000050F Fri Jun 25 09:46:46 2004 Subject: Re: Saddam's home videos Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: Pantheras References: <40D83526.7000902@Vatican.net> <30d3c50a.0406221134.71a68360@posting.google.com> <40D8A951.50102@Vatican.net> <2jve35F1667loU1@uni-berlin.de> <40DADF25.5010204@Vatican.net> Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2004 09:46:46 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Pantheras wrote in news:40DADF25.5010204 @Vatican.net: > > A new book by an active CIA agent says the US policy is for shit > and the Afghanistan and Iraq wars have had the effect of waking > up the Moslem world and it is not terrorism now but a world wide > Moslem insurgency. There is no way the world is going to unify > enough to go to war against all the Moslems out there. There > is no way that we can take them on. I think it is time to send > the Mormons in. > The Pope started the whole mess with the Crusades. There's a stack of books to read on it and the series "Crusades" presented by Terry Jones. From ???@0x000002DE Fri Jun 25 10:47:53 2004 Subject: Dodge Ball movie? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2004 10:47:53 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The first thing I saw about this was Ben Stiller throwing dodge balls at his co-star on Jay Leno. I thought it would be a high school based movie but it looks to be a send up of Rollerball. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000006DE Fri Jun 25 10:59:45 2004 Subject: Re: One more for the road Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2004 10:59:45 +1000 Lines: 34 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-2406041947510001@10.0.1.2: > Tamara (tamaraharris@rogers-removethis-.com) wrote: >> >> You didn't really think I would let Sonia move out at the end of the >> month without sharing one more story with you... >> >> Today she announced that she and her mom will open up a restaurant >> in Montreal where she will host her very own talk show. >> >> Huh?!? >> >> Glad you asked. 'Cause I sure the hell did. > > Let me guess, is this show going to feature a regular segment where > she rolls melons down the stairs? If so, I think Mike Bullard might > have already done that, or possibly Steve Vizard. > Steve Vizard no longer hosts a late night talk show in Austria. I heard a rumour that the writers for Dave Letterman used to use tapes of it as a morale booster. There are no real late night talk shows (no I don't count Rove) on in Austria any more. Shaun Micallef's was the last, but it got canned (a pity as it reminded me a bit of Conan's show.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000085C Fri Jun 25 11:17:45 2004 Subject: News from Australia Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2004 11:17:45 +1000 Lines: 47 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.khaleejtimes.com/DisplayArticle.asp? xfile=data/theworld/2004/June/theworld_June465.xml§ion=theworld Australian Muslim prayer hall site vandalized (AFP) 24 June 2004 SYDNEY - The site of a controversial Muslim prayer hall was vandalized on Thursday with pigs' heads skewered on stakes and pork offal smeared throughout the building. Developer Abbas Aly said builders renovating the hall at Annangrove discovered the vandalism when they arrived at work on Thursday morning. "Everyone’s mostly upset, it’s a very un-Australian thing to happen" he said. "But this won’t put us off." The prayer hall attracted fierce opposition when it was first proposed in 2002, with the local Baulkham Hills Council receiving an unprecedented 5,000 letters from residents who did not want the building. The council rejected a development application for the house of worship, saying it would impact on the rural-residential character of the area and cause social unrest and anti-social behaviour. But the New South Wales Land and Environment Court overturned the decision and said it was the right of all Australians to practise their religious beliefs. Aly said the attack was the first racist incident since the prayer hall opened 12 months ago. "That’s what has surprised everyone, nothing’s happened, everyone’s going pretty well and getting along pretty nicely," he said. "But I think this is just people wanting to create trouble, with nothing better to do." A report by the Human Rights and Equal Opportunity Commission released this month found there had been an upsurge of bias towards Muslims since the September 11, 2001, terror attacks on the United States, with 90 percent of Australian Muslim women saying they had experienced abuse or violence because of terrorism. From ???@0x00000524 Fri Jun 25 13:59:56 2004 Subject: Re: THE DUDE ABIDES Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "Jeremy D. Impson" References: <40db94fa.616731282@news.supernews.com> Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2004 13:59:56 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Jeremy D. Impson" wrote in news:Pine.LNX.4.60.0406242325430.25438@monster.apt.net: > Yeah, but only because the great unwashed will start going after my > precious potato vodka. But it will take them a while to work their > way up to gin or aqvavit, and I'll be dead from liver disease by then. > Along with about 30 other different types of Vodka, the local bottleshop also sells "Pure Polish Spirit" (80% alcohol) - I would buy it but I would probably end up punching police cars with my HULK HANDS. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003F0 Fri Jun 25 14:02:55 2004 Subject: Re: Toronto dog saves a lot of people by being cute. Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Keltie References: <_OqdnXJNkNUqwEbdRVn-sA@magma.ca> Date: Fri, 25 Jun 2004 14:02:55 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Keltie wrote in news:_OqdnXJNkNUqwEbdRVn-sA@magma.ca: [elided] > Police say they have a dog to thank, but do not know the identity of > the pet’s owner. > ---------- > > Good puppy! Poor Spot! He wasn't kind to the random psychopath, so the psycho's killing spree went ahead as planned, it was a real "dog day afternoon." Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002D7 Mon Jun 28 08:39:33 2004 Subject: Hawt chyx0R gave me this card Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 08:39:33 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/hawtchyx0rcard.jpg She gave it to more than one bloke at the pub though. Is it for real or is she just trying to get back at someone? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000395 Mon Jun 28 08:40:35 2004 Subject: Iron Chef dream Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 08:40:35 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I had a dream about Iron Chef where I saw one of the original episodes in the format that was not translated. In it the theme ingredient was introducted at the start of the show and the chefs had to pick it up with giant robot hands that were incased in glass blocks just to make it more difficult. I can't remember who won it, but I do remember not seeing Chairman Kaga. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002B0 Mon Jun 28 09:16:31 2004 Subject: Big Candle burns down "House of Wax" remake Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 09:16:31 +1000 Lines: 10 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I think it was just the ghost of Vincent Price upset that that amateur porn star Paris Hilton was starring in the remake. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000052C Mon Jun 28 10:19:11 2004 Subject: Re: Instant Review of The Da Vinci Code Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:19:11 +1000 Lines: 28 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-2506042327400001@10.0.1.2: > Seth Goldin (sethgoldin@cox.net) wrote: >> >> It doesn't deserve all of the publicity that it's getting. >> >> It's good, it's just not THAT good. > > Dear Seth, > > If you liked "The DaVinci Code", someone mailed me another book > you would really like. It's called "Atlas Shrugged". Speaking of books, I am thinking of mailing you this book called "The Gravity Stealers" http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/gravitystealers/gravitystealerscover. jpg It is science fiction story so Matt McIrvin could read it also. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000311 Mon Jun 28 10:52:45 2004 Subject: Was this the first postage stamp acknowledging email? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 10:52:45 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 My Mum got out my first day covers and other stamps from when I collected them in Primary School and there was one issued by Austria Post in 1984 for "Electronic Mail" - who would have even heard of it then? Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000315 Mon Jun 28 12:31:08 2004 Subject: The world's most expensive rent boy? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 12:31:08 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I had the misfortune of seeing ads for the story tonight on "A Current Affair" on Australian televsion (with the Man with the plastic hair Ray Martin) that went on and on about some teenage boy "selling his virginity on the internet" or some such rubbish. The stupid idiot actually thinks women would pay for his virginity. I'm betting the that "woman" who wins will not use lube an tie him to the bed face down. ObT: They film it for tomorrow night's show. From ???@0x000004FF Mon Jun 28 12:50:59 2004 Subject: Re: Hawt chyx0R gave me this card Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: David DeLaney References: Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 12:50:59 +1000 Lines: 26 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com (David DeLaney) wrote in news:slrncdupum.flk.dbd@gatekeeper.vic.com: > Tim Chmielewski wrote: >>http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/hawtchyx0rcard.jpg >> >>She gave it to more than one bloke at the pub though. >> >>Is it for real or is she just trying to get back at someone? > > I don't see an actual phone # on it (though the WebWhiteOut may have > gotten it) so may be she was just trying for a "and _you don't_!" > effect... I deliberately obscured the phone number so you lot wouldn't try ringing it. HAHAHAHA! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000501 Mon Jun 28 13:08:17 2004 Subject: Re: Iron Chef dream Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Claudine References: Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 13:08:17 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 claudinec@gmail.com (Claudine) wrote in news:af2ec41b.0406271858.60c78365@posting.google.com: > Tim Chmielewski wrote in message > news:... >> In it the theme ingredient was introducted at the start of the show >> and the chefs had to pick it up with giant robot hands that were >> incased in glass blocks just to make it more difficult. > > Are you going to tell us what the ingredient was? > Can't really remember, it was white in colour though and squishy (they had trouble picking it up with the robot hands.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000025B Mon Jun 28 13:17:03 2004 Subject: Hey doc, want some ice cream? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 13:17:03 +1000 Lines: 9 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I look like Jack Nicholson on Thursday all the time! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000299 Mon Jun 28 13:18:18 2004 Subject: Quote from an Alain de Botton documentary Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 13:18:18 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "The pain of being ignored is worse than torture." Although you would have to try both to be sure. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000042B Mon Jun 28 16:42:50 2004 Subject: Re: Sacred Heart Mission Community Cup 2004 Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general To: Dallas Goldburg References: <2k9g7eF17jaq9U1@uni-berlin.de> Date: Mon, 28 Jun 2004 16:42:50 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Dallas Goldburg" wrote in news:2k9g7eF17jaq9U1@uni- berlin.de: > great photos and story > great weather - lucky huh > > didnt get there (first missed one in a long time) > > should submit to newspapers etc I just heard that the day raised $104,000 including $11,000 from the blanket at 3/4 time and $15,000 from Evo's award from Tattersall's - WOOHOO! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003CC Tue Jun 29 07:13:42 2004 Subject: Re: Hawt chyx0R gave me this card Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Faceless Man References: Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2004 07:13:42 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Faceless Man wrote in news:anome-04ACBD.21323728062004 @news01.comindico.com.au: > Was there a pattern to the people she gave them too? > The woman giving them out (who was with her boyfriend) seemed to chose the heftier gentlemen in the room. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000389 Tue Jun 29 07:42:28 2004 Subject: Dr Who gets beaten up by Morris dancers Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2004 07:42:28 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 ABC TV in Austria is screening all the Dr Who episodes from the first one (with some gaps) and screened the story "The Daemons" with John Pertwee. I thought the funniest part was when Dr Who was beaten up by Morris dancers who then tied him up to the Maypole. Also 70's era video effects are handy things to have to kill space monsters. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002CA Tue Jun 29 08:07:19 2004 Subject: Austrian Primate Minister beats up "little fat kid" Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2004 08:07:19 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Headline: Howard's attack on obese children I only hope it was the "little fat kid" from Hey Dad! even though he would be about 25 now. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000043F Tue Jun 29 08:09:36 2004 Subject: Re: Instant review: my new job Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: David Bromage References: <40E001FE.3090802@omni.com.NOSPAMTHANKYOU.au> Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2004 08:09:36 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 David Bromage wrote in news:40E001FE.3090802@omni.com.NOSPAMTHANKYOU.au: > 6) No more dressing in what my last employer called the "Richard > Branson look", i.e. I have to wear a tie. I think I am the only person who wears a tie at my work (apart from the CEO and marketing manager when they have meetings with clients) even though it is one of those elastic ones. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000064E Tue Jun 29 13:18:12 2004 Subject: Re: Instant Review: My Heart Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Darla Vladschyk References: <40e0b7c0.518029767@news.eastlink.ca> Date: Tue, 29 Jun 2004 13:18:12 +1000 Lines: 30 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 DarlaVladschyk@hotmail.com (Darla Vladschyk) wrote in news:40e0b7c0.518029767@news.eastlink.ca: > Well I don't know what the hell is wrong with it now. Since I was 19 > I've had a condition called Paroxysmal Atrial Tachycardia, which means > that without the aid of beta blockers my cardiac spark plug > malfunctions and kicks my heart into beating about 250 times a minute. > This, as you might well imagine, is an ungood feeling--- though I have > it on good authority that it's "not a serious condition." Well, > unless you have a hidden and/or heretofore unknown weak spot in an > artery or something. > At lunchtime today in the city (I had to pick up something for work) a HAWT CHYX0R tried to sign me up to make a monthly contribution to the "Heart Research Institute" - http://www.hri.org.au/ She reasoned that it is preparing for the future. I am sure there are similar ones in the USA or wherever people could donate to. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000023F Wed Jun 30 07:23:37 2004 Subject: This band also likes my photos Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 07:23:37 +1000 Lines: 9 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.tism.com.au/ Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003A5 Wed Jun 30 12:38:36 2004 Subject: Spanking music video Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 12:38:36 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I don't remember the band or the song, but on the music video show they show on the goverment run TV station in Austria they had one clip which consisted of two women spanking a lot of people while wearing gloves. I'm no expert in Spankology, but spanking two people at once is not going to give you force that you will have a line of people outside your door waiting for a spanking. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000614 Wed Jun 30 12:45:25 2004 Subject: Re: This band also likes my photos Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Glenn Knickerbocker References: Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 12:45:25 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Glenn Knickerbocker wrote in news:cl84e01uen8oq6pmhfbj6qe3d0l8v0vght@4ax.com: > On 29 Jun 2004 21:22:33 GMT, Tim Chmielewski wrote: >>http://www.tism.com.au/ > > Damn, Chuma, you're not going to keep doing this for free, are you? > You and Robert should start up an intercontinental promotional company > or something. I don't even care what this band sounds like, I want > them to come play the Chance RIGHT NOW. You could probably sniff around for MP3's of their music on whatever file sharing network the kids are using these days, young whipersnappers! Also this site sells their albums - http://www.chaosmusic.com and usually has preview tracks you can listen to. I would contact their record company if you want them to tour the USA (they have quite a few fans in the US, but have never toured there.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005AA Wed Jun 30 13:25:03 2004 Subject: Re: This band also likes my photos Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: CM References: <40e22e6b@duster.adelaide.on.net> Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2004 13:25:03 +1000 Lines: 23 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "CM" wrote in news:40e22e6b@duster.adelaide.on.net: > > In fairness to you Chumo, some of these bands should start writing and > performing songs about stalke^h^h^h^h^h^h fans with digital cameras. A > bit of quid pro quo, et cetera. In their new DVD that came out last week, TISM has one of their concerts in which they show people taking photos from the front of the mosh. Also they got someone up to sing on one of the songs (their hardcore fans know all the words anyway.) The bands I take photos of always seem to like looking at the photos I took of them. Also the dance group I took some videos of used them to get a gig in Los Angeles. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004A2 Thu Jul 01 07:36:39 2004 Subject: Re: This band also likes my photos Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Faceless Man References: Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 07:36:39 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Faceless Man wrote in news:anome-E562A9.21054830062004@news01.comindico.com.au: > Didn't you say they were breaking up? Or are they taking inspiration > from Dame Nelly Melba? > They actually broke up after their first gig and every show since then has been a reunion concert. Also I found out that GIT is in one of their videos (Thunderbirds are Coming Out.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000034C Thu Jul 01 09:45:06 2004 Subject: Why do I even try to tell my parents what I do? Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 09:45:06 +1000 Lines: 12 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 My Mum couldn't understand why I would go to the airport just to meet someone for a couple of hours and then come back home again (it's not the first time I have done this either, although that was when the person had been flown from interstate to appear on a game show.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000070D Thu Jul 01 12:48:05 2004 Subject: Re: Breaker, breaker, terrorism update Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 12:48:05 +1000 Lines: 34 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-3006042036350001@10.0.1.2: > > -> After the session in Little Rock, two newly initiated Highway > -> Watch members sat down for the catered barbecue lunch. The > -> truckers, who haul hazardous material across 48 states, > -> explained how easy it is to spot "Islamics" on the road: just > -> look for their turbans. > > You know, I was happier back when the stereotype of Americans was > "dumb and lazy". Now they work REALLY HARD to be dumb. How about if they start wearing American flag Hajibs? Would that make people treat them better? > -> "I don't want to sound too hokey, but truck drivers are a > -> very patriotic bunch," says Mike Russell, a spokesman for > -> the organization. "It made sense for us to take advantage of > -> what we do every day -- which is, basically, patrol major > -> highways through a windshield." > > And this stops 747s from crashing into buildings in downtown > Manhattan in 2001 how? > It would stop them landing planes on the 1 in 5 miles of highway in the USA that has to be straight in the event of a war. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000376 Thu Jul 01 12:51:05 2004 Subject: Bare Naked Cake Goat Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 01 Jul 2004 12:51:05 +1000 Lines: 15 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 I am still reading the book "Videohound's Dragon - Asian Action & Cult Flicks" (up to the N's) and saw the reviewer mention the literal Chinese translation of the film "Naked Killer". Also the Ninja movies listed in the book look really good (even the really bad movies listed in that book sound fun to watch due to the funny reviews.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000921 Fri Jul 02 07:30:42 2004 Subject: Re: Orange Cones To The Rescue! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Fri, 02 Jul 2004 07:30:42 +1000 Lines: 53 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0107041410570001@10.0.1.2: > > The Berliner Polizei have a motorcycle stunt > team. Their Web site has a really disturbing > picture of a line of cops in leather doing > headstands with their > legs splayed, as a bike jumps over their > crotches. > > At least, I hope he's jumping over them and not > just deliberately landing on them to toughen > them up. > > http://www.Berlin.de/polizei/Wirueberuns/mospogr > u.html That reminds me of the video for the TISM song "Defecate on My Face" for some reason (early 80's electronic style music with annoying chorus.) Band/album/lyrics: TISM Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance Defecate On My Face Come home tired, what a day I've had; News ain't good from Stalingrad - I been busy protecting the German race, So come on baby, defecate on my face. Chorus: C'mon baby, send it on down; Bend over Braunn and give me your brown. There's trouble brewing in the Warsaw Pact, So hurry up Eva and move your digestive tract. Get to the bunker, looks like a sty; Turn on the T.V. and it's all one Big Lie - Here Eva, have these prunes to chew: We have ways of making you poo. Here come the Russians! It's near the end! Proud to say that my girl never used an "S-bend". What's that Eva? Your bowel's on strike? Then it's all over for my Third Reich. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003E5 Fri Jul 02 11:18:26 2004 Subject: Re: 1,500 Ladybugs Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Captain Infinity References: <4js8e01vjgnnogmpcv6a62ljpp8i8048pv@4ax.com> Date: Fri, 02 Jul 2004 11:18:26 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Captain Infinity wrote in news:4js8e01vjgnnogmpcv6a62ljpp8i8048pv@4ax.com: > Yesterday I bought One Thousand Five Hundred (1,500) ladybugs. > > I will buy 1,500 more on Monday. > What will you do? What will you doooo? When 1,500 ladybugs come marching over the hill! (Adpated from the "100,000 Morrisey's" song) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000AE8 Fri Jul 02 14:01:51 2004 Subject: Melbourne Airport Arkple (1st July 2004) Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 02 Jul 2004 14:01:51 +1000 Lines: 56 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Melbourne Airport Arkple Thursday, 1st July 2004 I had heard about James being in transit at Melbourne Airport a couple of weeks ago and suggested a couple of things in case he wanted to come into the city while he was here. Earlier this week I received an email from Claudine about a change in plans - we were going out to the airport instead. This is the second time I had gone out just to meet someone. Our taxi driver Romeo had a few laughs from the conversation Claudine, Alex and I had in the cab including the one about the Japanese $300billion bridge to an island that already had 6 bridges to it and the sci-fi book written by kids who were members of a radio show club. James was getting a bit anxious that we weren't going to turn up, but we eventually got there. After making our introductions in the Qantas (never crashes) domestic departures terminal we went through the security screening checkpoint (that's where most of the shops are.) A coffee and a sit down was in order. I got a chocolate milk, Freddo Frog & Caramello Koala for $6.50 (it's an airport, what are you going to do?) Alex and James had Hungry Jacks (the Austrian Burger King) and Claudine abstained from any purchases. After an all too brief chat with the man of the hour, it was time to see him off at Gate 4 for his flight. Alex decided to get his superball out on the way down and throw it down the stairs, then throw it at a promotional attendant (who threw it back.) I didn't get the chance to take a photo of Claudine and James before so I got one just before we left and then one with the charity seeing eye dog money box. In contrast with Romeo, our driver back to the city Tahir was very quiet. Once we got back to where Claudine worked, we were offered a tour of her office. Alex and I accepted and had a quick look around Claudine's office before we left her to get on with her work. Even though it was only a short time Arkple (not including the return taxi ride), it was a great opportunity to meet someone else from this group and I would do it again as long as I had enough time to plan for it. Photos here: http://photos.timchuma.com/kibology/melbairportarkple/ Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004AB Mon Jul 05 07:42:58 2004 Subject: Re: Melbourne Airport Arkple (1st July 2004) Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Claudine References: <20040703055722.65C0.0.NOFFLE@chionh.org.local> Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 07:42:58 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Claudine wrote in news:20040703055722.65C0.0.NOFFLE@chionh.org.local: >> In contrast with Romeo, our driver back to the city Tahir was very >> quiet. > > d00d, you stalk taxi drivers. Who else remembers names of quiet taxi > drivers? Also the driver of the taxi I got home was a road rage candidate if I ever saw one - even though he was listening to Bob Marley he deliberately cut in front of a car as they were only doing 40km/h in the right lane. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005C3 Mon Jul 05 08:25:27 2004 Subject: Re: Breaker, breaker, terrorism update Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 08:25:27 +1000 Lines: 43 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo- 3006042036350001@10.0.1.2: > [from www.time.com] > -> > -> Sunday, Jun. 27, 2004 > -> > -> Eyes And Ears Of The Nation > -> > -> Thousands of truckers, bus drivers and rest-stop workers are > -> being enlisted to spot terrorists. Is this comforting news? > -> [elided] I heard the following song performed live as an encore on Friday night, it is really good. I Drive A Truck Truck you, Australia Felix; Truck you, the sheep's back; Truck you, Tasmania; Truck you, Big Mac. Chorus I drive a truck. Truck you, Scotch and soda; Truck you, the Underground; Truck you, the enigmatic coda; Truck you, lost and found. Truck you, cunt burger cheese; Truck you, pubic hair; Truck you, if you please; Truck you, five bucks the pair. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004A7 Mon Jul 05 09:25:11 2004 Subject: Re: OT: Today's Confused Chicken Story Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: E Varden References: <40E59643.E8C9537A@munge.vif.com> Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 09:25:11 +1000 Lines: 22 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 E Varden wrote in news:40E59643.E8C9537A@munge.vif.com: >> the bird. So far staff have fed it bread and biscuits. But it seems >> to want more. Restaurant manager Carlton Beall said it would be >> 'gross' to feed him 'his own kind'. > > > Holy Jeez, a necrophiliac rooster! > My own experiences at a pub with a chicken schinztel and some chickens running around proved that they will eat their own kind. They can peck each other to death so why not eat them afterwards? -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002CD Mon Jul 05 12:39:54 2004 Subject: Platform 13 & 14 Spencer St Closure (Melb.) Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general,aus.rail Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 12:39:54 +1000 Lines: 10 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Does anyone know if the V/Line services on the Gippsland line will still be running via Spencer St (the Vline website hasn't been updated for months.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000574 Mon Jul 05 12:44:40 2004 Subject: Re: The Gods Must Be Crazy Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv To: David Bromage References: <2krnlaF5h6q6U1@uni-berlin.de> <40E8ADAF.1040605@omni.com.NOSPAMTHANKYOU.au> Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 12:44:40 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 David Bromage wrote in news:40E8ADAF.1040605@omni.com.NOSPAMTHANKYOU.au: > Chris Cox wrote: >> Dunno if this was shown throughout Australia last night, but it was a >> must see for me. Absolutely love this film - even with its shoddy, >> low budget production, its really poorly dubbed voices and the >> generally implausible plot. > > It is a great film. But if any of the four sequels are on, forget it! > The plot is not that implausable, and the look of bewilderment on many > of the Bushmen faces is real. Also one of the first films by that director "Animals are the funniest people" is meant to be really good, but I can only find it on Region 2 DVD. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005D7 Mon Jul 05 12:56:02 2004 Subject: Re: Instant Review: Label Maker Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Paula References: <5f4050fa.0407041512.eec8313@posting.google.com> Date: Mon, 05 Jul 2004 12:56:02 +1000 Lines: 27 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 MmmToblerone@earthlink.net (Paula) wrote in news:5f4050fa.0407041512.eec8313@posting.google.com: > Hefty kewl! Who knew? > > For reasons that I don't care to elaborate on, I recently purchased a > Brother P-touch 1180 label maker. I am now going to label everything > in my entire home, just because I can and it's so fun to play with the > label maker. Next I will buy some different colored labels so I can > change the labels' colors as well as wording according to my mood. > Then I will take over the world! That reminds me of the episode of the Austrian tv sitcom "Mother and Son" where Maggie Beare puts "Mine" labels all over everything so they know what is hers when she moves. The show recently released some episodes on DVD but I don't know if this is one of them. "Go away Mr Moo-Cow, Bee-bee-beep!" Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000713 Tue Jul 06 08:49:29 2004 Subject: Re: Moore's F9/11 Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: "Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor" References: <40E98E68.E2A78C8B@munge.vif.com> Date: Tue, 06 Jul 2004 08:49:29 +1000 Lines: 33 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Dr. Harvie Wahl-Banghor wrote in news:jk4je0psol41uenncmsfhs4rtrac1j65aq@4ax.com: > I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when on Mon, > 05 Jul 2004 13:22:48 -0400, E Varden screamed > from behind the mulberry bush: > >>-An American, commenting after seeing Moore's doc. F9/11: "I found >>it very intertesting; somewhat biased, but interesting!" >> >>That's almost as bad as the same words coming from a Polish Jew >>after a tour of Auschwitz and Belsen-Belsen. >> >>Other than that analogy, words, she fail me here. > > What a fucking stupid analogy. Of course, you've never heard of > "Godwin's Law" but maybe you should look it up sometime. Not that I > give a fuck about Dubya anymore, but Moore's "docu-drama" should be > taken with a grain of salt and anything less would be ignorant. > It's going to be have to be good for it to top "the Fog of War" for me which I saw earlier this year (although it being an Errol Morris documentary had a lot to do with it.) "We lucked out, we came _this_ close to a nuclear war." -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000065D Tue Jul 06 09:44:20 2004 Subject: Re: My exciting new hair color Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Bryce Utting References: <40E6E167.718D@yahoo.com> Date: Tue, 06 Jul 2004 09:44:20 +1000 Lines: 30 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Bryce Utting wrote in news:ccb29o$jvs$1@lust.ihug.co.nz: > Theresa Willis wrote: >>> When I get around to >>> doing ice blue hair, >>> what should the sign >>> say? >> >> +--------------------+ >> | | >> | WAKE ME WHEN | >> | IT'S BINGO NIGHT | >> | | >> +--------------------+ > > there's *still* no sign of anyone putting together a Blue Oyster Cult > parody band named Blue Rinse Set, far as I can tell. (Tim? anything > in Melbourne?) 9! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000474 Tue Jul 06 09:46:15 2004 Subject: Re: DVDs fullscreen Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040702015242.11708.00000739@mb-m11.aol.com> Date: Tue, 06 Jul 2004 09:46:15 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040702015242.11708.00000739@mb-m11.aol.com: > Why do some companies make DVDs that are fullscreen only? Is it really > that difficult to have both versions accessible? Christ. Harry Potter > on fullscreen should be a CRIME > As seen on the home hints show called "Life Support" you can just nail two bits of black painted wood to the top and bottom of your TV and all your movies will be widescreen. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000426 Tue Jul 06 13:19:59 2004 Subject: Re: My 4th of July Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Tue, 06 Jul 2004 13:19:59 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0507042135130001@10.0.1.2: > And do you know who Al Eisen's son grew up to be? The guy who wrote > the score for "Moulin Rouge", Paul Stanley That movie proved that Nicole Kidman can not sing. Ewan McGregor on the other hand had already been in a Dennis Potter musical by criminy! (Even if they did mime most of it.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000405 Tue Jul 06 13:38:50 2004 Subject: Re: Platform 13 & 14 Spencer St Closure (Melb.) Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general,aus.rail To: Ron References: <40e94e0c$0$25460$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au> Date: Tue, 06 Jul 2004 13:38:50 +1000 Lines: 17 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 "Ron" wrote in news:40e94e0c$0$25460$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au: > have no idea > > but I think they are upgrading the line down Morwell/moa way for > high-speed trains might have something to do with it They have finished the track upgrade to Traralgon. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003A8 Wed Jul 07 10:43:10 2004 Subject: Re: destination PERTH Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Claudine References: <20040707004138.1716.0.NOFFLE@chionh.org.local> Date: Wed, 07 Jul 2004 10:43:10 +1000 Lines: 18 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Claudine wrote in news:20040707004138.1716.0.NOFFLE@chionh.org.local: > I'm going to Perth tonight! See you all in 2 weeks, except for John > whom I'm seeing in 2 days. > Take something to read on the plane since four hours is a long time with nothing to do. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000004FE Wed Jul 07 11:25:52 2004 Subject: Re: gun control comes to South Africa Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless To: Boetman References: Date: Wed, 07 Jul 2004 11:25:52 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Boetman wrote in news:g1mor1xbic.ln2@alecto.co.za: > The % HIV positive American and European chicks after their visit to > darkest Africa. Those black dicks must really be good for them to > ignore the smell. Mind you the bunch I saw on Akkra Airport the other > day didn't look as if they spent a lot of time washing during their > stay in Ghana. > > Tip: Don't fuck a foreign chick in Africa if she has dreadlocks or > platted hair. It means she has already been gotten to. I remember seeing a documentary with Nelson Mandellla saying something about how one in 2 women in South Africa have been raped. Combined with the 40% HIV rate in the country I'd say keep your dick in your pants Pyle! From ???@0x000003A3 Wed Jul 07 15:07:14 2004 Subject: Lemon Chicken with lemon sauce, it's an outrage! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Wed, 07 Jul 2004 15:07:14 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 How does the market stall that sells lemon chicken & fried rice expect to people to buy the lemon chicken without the lemon sauce? That's the second week in a row I had to buy something different to what I wanted (lemon chicken with sweet and sour sauce - bah!) I know the glowing yellow sauce is probably not that good for you, but I have to have it. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000481 Wed Jul 07 15:08:16 2004 Subject: Re: Local job ads Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Karlo X References: <2kviu4F6necqU1@uni-berlin.de> Date: Wed, 07 Jul 2004 15:08:16 +1000 Lines: 21 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Karlo X wrote in news:Xns951F86BCE262ktakki@216.40.28.72: > dogsnus wrote in news:2kviu4F6necqU1@uni-berlin.de: > >> Anyone ever work on an offshore rig as a cook before? > > Yeah, for about two weeks. The recruiter neglected to tell me that > anal sex was part of the job description. > > Bottom line: it's a real pain in the ass. > Also a band called "The Sailors" from Austria has a song about this called "Russian Oil Tanker Blues." Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000058C Wed Jul 07 15:13:11 2004 Subject: Re: Gay blood transfusions (was: My exciting new hair color) Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: <40E73E14.500B0E69@io.com> <66DGc.32842$MB3.19925@attbi_s04> Date: Wed, 07 Jul 2004 15:13:11 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0607041633180001@10.0.1.2: > Anyway, I don't think you can pick up a case of AYDS at the drugstore > any more. That was back when you could get Peanut Butter AYDS. > (Probably wasn't worth it.) In Austria, you could also get candy cigarettes called FAGS up until the 1990's (a lot of people would love to have a pack now just for the novelty value.) They are still for sale but they now call them "FADS" I bought a packet of Dick Smith's DICKHEAD matches a few years ago, but I can't find it now. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000334 Wed Jul 07 15:25:42 2004 Subject: Re: Lemon Chicken without lemon sauce, it's an outrage! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Wed, 07 Jul 2004 15:25:42 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns951F99D01E1Fchumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: >[elided] Doh! Even got the title wrong. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000273 Thu Jul 08 07:26:06 2004 Subject: Melbourne Underground Film Festival - it's Spanktastic! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 07:26:06 +1000 Lines: 11 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 http://www.muff.com.au/ Good poster this year. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000009DB Thu Jul 08 07:39:59 2004 Subject: Re: Here comes a meme: ID RECORDED! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 07:39:59 +1000 Lines: 69 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0707040147270001@10.0.1.2: > So I went over to Sally Beauty Supply today to pick up the > aforementioned hair-destroying products, and because my office is on > that block I stopped in there even though it wasn't a work day, just > so I could see if any interesting packages had arrived for me, but > instead there was a book- sized envelope from Australia. > > It claimed to be from one Tim Chimilimilamilewinski or some other such > made-up name which may or may not be an anagram of "Kiwi Elm Chemist", Hoorary, I'm now an anagram! > After that is a school yearbook-style section where little mugshots > of teens and pre-teens are shown with descriptions of their hobbies > and, creepily, their secret Argonaut's Club Greek mythology names and > ship numbers. Thus we can find out that sixteen-year-old Annette > Kugel not only has dorky Sixties eyeglasses, but also she likes > "travel, photography, water sports" (wink, wink, wink) as well as > "stamp collecting" (no wink) and her code designation is "Tiberinus > 38". > > Other contributors to this book include Ampycus 47, Myonessus 37, D.T. > Pamphylia 2, G.F. & B. Sybaris 24, and Phanes 4. I have no idea > what's going on but I assume that to get a name like "G.F. & B. > Sybaris 24" either you have to be blindfolded and paddled, or else > know Kurt Vonnegut personally. > Here's some scans I made of the book when I first bought it. Cover http://timchuma.com/photos/kibology/gravitystealers/gravitysteale rscover. jpg Artists http://timchuma.com/photos/kibology/gravitystealers/gs_artists.jp g Authors http://timchuma.com/photos/kibology/gravitystealers/gs_authors.jp g Ask Matt McIrvin if he wants to have a look at it as it is a science fiction type book. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003E5 Thu Jul 08 07:47:25 2004 Subject: MUFF in Australia Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.tasteless Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 07:47:25 +1000 Lines: 16 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Not that kind of muff unfortunately, the Melbourne Underground Film Festival: http://www.muff.com.au It is different in that the festival director will do anything to promote it from starring as a backyard abortionist in a film called "Lesbo A-Go- Go" (as screened at the festival) to starting an anti-festival website to try and get people against it. Also there is a Charles Manson program during the festival: http://www.muff.com.au/film_info/manson_start.htm I went to some of the screening in the festival last year (the Christian Apocalypse program & Lesbo A-Go-Go) and highly recommend it. It's not as serious as the upcoming Melbourne International Film Festival. Thanks. From ???@0x00000622 Thu Jul 08 08:11:14 2004 Subject: Re: My 4th of July Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology,alt.angst To: dogsnus References: <40eb0bd9.1194978438@news.eastlink.ca> <10empgrj18q7a4e@corp.supernews.com> <2l215nF7isk7U3@uni-berlin.de> Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 08:11:14 +1000 Lines: 25 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 dogsnus wrote in news:2l215nF7isk7U3@uni-berlin.de: > David wrote in > news:Pine.LNX.4.58.0407070013010.2641@troll.weezl.org: > >> >> For my 4th of July I walked up to the riverfront to see/hear >> Al Green and some fireworks. >> >> For my 5th of July we had to have another ferret euthanized. > > Awww.That's pretty depressing.My son used to have a ferret. > While it's the most entertaining animal I've ever_been around, > I'll never have another unless it lives exclusively outside. > Although it smells a bit urban-legendy I heard that female ferrets have to FUX0R or they die! Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000006DF Thu Jul 08 08:38:51 2004 Subject: Re: Gay blood transfusions Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Otto Bahn References: <40E73E14.500B0E69@io.com> <66DGc.32842$MB3.19925@attbi_s04> <4dWGc.40544$IQ4.37595@attbi_s02> Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 08:35:27 +1000 Lines: 29 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 20 "Otto Bahn" wrote in news:cchmvm$q91$1 @gargoyle.oit.duke.edu: > "Kevin S. Wilson" wrote: > >> >> Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. And what kind of name is Artemis, anyway? >> > >> >I dunno, let's ask Kevin Swilson. >> >> Gay. Duh. > > And I thought it might just be Greek or something. > Wait...don't tell me they're having the Gay Olympics > this summer...? (I've always suspected bike racing > might be gay, but not THE OLYMPICS! Well, > maybe swimming is, what with those nut huggers > and all. Hmmm, maybe wrestling too. Oh my, this > is shattering all my illusions!) Some of the Austrian team will be competing with no pants. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000002D9 Thu Jul 08 08:41:24 2004 Subject: TISM are preverts Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 08:41:24 +1000 Lines: 13 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The wording is from the Age website, not me: They like to be stripped naked by their fans; meet Ron Hitler-Barassi and Humphrey B. Flaubert. http://media.f2.com.au/?rid=14272&site=Age Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000428 Thu Jul 08 10:29:27 2004 Subject: Re: Instant Review: The Road To El Dorado Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Lots42 The Library Avenger References: <20040707185030.04915.00000886@mb-m24.aol.com> Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 10:29:27 +1000 Lines: 19 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 lots42@aol.comaol.com (Lots42 The Library Avenger) wrote in news:20040707185030.04915.00000886@mb-m24.aol.com: > What a charming love story, between two con men. > > Seriously. The animated movie was the gayest gay to ever gay the gay. > And I mean that in a good gay way. How long have you had the Disney channel? It seems to show the same movies all the time though. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x00000485 Thu Jul 08 10:31:01 2004 Subject: Re: Substantial lack of bitterness detected in the bethesda sector Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: robert lindsay References: Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 10:31:01 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 robert lindsay wrote in news:pan.2004.07.07.04.01.40.147449@comcast.net: > In case anybody has been wondering where I've been lately. I've been > seeing a fe-male hu-man. She seems to like me. > > $DEITY help me, I think I love her. > > ObARK: She is a 'Cheese Specialist' at Whole Foods. I like bakery staff myself, even though one young lady goes out the back and turns the radio up loud after I leave as she is embarrased. Thansk. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000062F Thu Jul 08 10:33:38 2004 Subject: Re: Here comes a meme: ID RECORDED! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: Tim Chmielewski References: Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 10:33:38 +1000 Lines: 32 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Tim Chmielewski wrote in news:Xns95204DFCB3392chumadcsinetau@130.133.1.4: > kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in > news:kibo-0707040147270001@10.0.1.2: > >> So I went over to Sally Beauty Supply today to pick up the >> aforementioned hair-destroying products, and because my office > is on >> that block I stopped in there even though it wasn't a work day, > just >> so I could see if any interesting packages had arrived for me, > but >> instead there was a book- sized envelope from Australia. >> >> It claimed to be from one Tim Chimilimilamilewinski or some > other such >> made-up name which may or may not be an anagram of "Kiwi Elm > Chemist", > > Hoorary, I'm now an anagram! > Crap! Apologies for the line wrapping, but my mouse wheel keeps scrolling when I don't want it to which screws up something or other. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000056A Thu Jul 08 15:01:07 2004 Subject: Re: Here comes a meme: ID RECORDED! Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology To: "James \"Kibo\" Parry" References: <40ECB7A8.F5C643C8@io.com> Date: Thu, 08 Jul 2004 15:01:07 +1000 Lines: 24 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry) wrote in news:kibo-0807040010030001@10.0.1.2: > I suspect the Australian Broadcasting Communism people simply > brainwashed all the kids in Australia into begging their daddies for > copies of the book under penalty of being kicked out of the Sissy > Aussie Argonauts' Club. The first link in Google is for the "Melbourne Argonauts Queer Rowing Club". The original club was a for a clasic radio show in the 50's and 60's that took it's name from a story in Greek mythology (I think I have a tape of a clip of one of the episodes.) I'll have a look for a Dad & Dave book/recording so you can make fun of it next. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000005AD Fri Jul 09 08:28:29 2004 Subject: These films look interesting from the city film festival Newsgroups: MyNews:alt.religion.kibology Date: Fri, 09 Jul 2004 08:28:29 +1000 Lines: 47 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Interesting looking films at the Melbourne International Film Festival (just from the title) Ong Bak (closing night film) Switchblade Romance Baaadasssss! The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra G-Sale The Graffiti Artist Pure Shit Control Room Powerpoint 04: Digital Shorts (computer animation program) Film Buff's Forecast live broadcast (radio show) Old Boy Hero Zatoichi Men Suddenly in Black 15 Battle Royale II : Requiem The Five Venoms Azumi Kisarazu Cat's Eye: Go Major! The Adventure of Iron Pussy Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space My Neighbours the Yamadas The Cat Returns Infernal Affairs II Infernal Affairs III Honey Baby End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones Lightning in a Bottle Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus The Corporation Kaikohe Demolition Sumo East and West Cinema Dali Persons of Interest A Certain Kind of Death Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000059B Fri Jul 09 08:29:30 2004 Subject: MIFF 2004 program out today Newsgroups: MyNews:melb.general,aus.films Date: Fri, 09 Jul 2004 08:29:30 +1000 Lines: 47 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 Interesting looking films at MIFF (just from the title) Ong Bak (closing night film) Switchblade Romance Baaadasssss! The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra G-Sale The Graffiti Artist Pure Shit Control Room Powerpoint 04: Digital Shorts (computer animation program) Film Buff's Forecast live broadcast (radio show) Old Boy Hero Zatoichi Men Suddenly in Black 15 Battle Royale II : Requiem The Five Venoms Azumi Kisarazu Cat's Eye: Go Major! The Adventure of Iron Pussy Tamala 2010: A Punk Cat in Space My Neighbours the Yamadas The Cat Returns Infernal Affairs II Infernal Affairs III Honey Baby End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones Lightning in a Bottle Searching for the Wrong-Eyed Jesus The Corporation Kaikohe Demolition Sumo East and West Cinema Dali Persons of Interest A Certain Kind of Death I will read the full program over the weekend. Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x0000066E Fri Jul 09 08:55:45 2004 Subject: Updating a field on a different from as a total Newsgroups: MyNews:comp.lang.javascript Date: Fri, 09 Jul 2004 08:55:45 +1000 Lines: 41 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski chuma@dcsi.net.au chuma@dcsi.net.au timchuma.com chumadcsinetau C:\Storage\timcfiles\stuff\tim.sig X-Status: 28 The following page is a test for a form that is meant to accept extra order information for certain products: http://www.humanedge.biz/tim/testtotals.htm The extra field at the bottom is meant to show the total quantity for an order, but due to the way the form is processed I had to put it on a seperate form that seems to interfere with the function I use to show the totals. The function is as follows: function CalculateTotal(frm) { var Total_Quantity = 0 for (var i=0; i < frm.elements.length; ++i) { form_field = frm.elements[i] form_name = form_field.name if (form_name.substring(0,8) == "Quantity") { item_quantity = parseInt(form_field.value) if (item_quantity >= 0) { Total_Quantity += item_quantity } } } document.TotalQuantity.value = Total_Quantity } No matter what format I use, it always seems to say that 'document.TotalQuantity.value' is null or not an object (I even tried passing both forms involved to the function.) Thanks. -- GIT Groupie : http://gitgroupie.timchuma.com The Twits Give Me the Shits : http://twitsgivemetheshits.timchuma.com My Photos : http://photos.timchuma.com Hong Kong Movie Reviews: http://hkmovies.timchuma.com From ???@0x000003F6 Fri Jul 09 09:19:52 2004 Subject: Re: stop bottom posting Newsgroups: MyNews:aus.tv To: Sola Fire References: <2l5i39F9bakaU1@uni-berlin.de> Date: Fri, 09 Jul 2004 09:19:52 +1000 Lines: 20 X-ID: Tim Chmielewski